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[sylvanaerie]

Xandurpein wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

Morrigan: *eyes tearing* Why didn't you ever return my letter?
PC: It's not my fault that crazy **** destroyed your letters
Morrigan: *arches an eyebrow* ... You're still with Leliana?!

Fixed

OMG! It was staring us in the face all along. Private Barbie is really Leliana in disguise, that sneaky Orlesian bard....!!!

LOL I like that idea...So Barbie's backstory is she was an Orlesian bard with a secret love for the WC.  But since he/she was already with someone else Leliana decided to hide among the people in Vigils and stalk her crush.

[rak72]

Leave it to Mo to get to the truth

[SurelyForth]

sylvanaerie wrote...

LOL I like that idea...So Barbie's backstory is she was an Orlesian bard with a secret love for the WC.  But since he/she was already with someone else Leliana decided to hide among the people in Vigils and stalk her crush.

And, since it's Leliana and she's a bit nutsy, she decided to stalk her actual LI as well. I guess it isn't real to her unless the other person has no idea it's happening.

[Herr Uhl]

sylvanaerie wrote...

LOL I like that idea...So Barbie's backstory is she was an Orlesian bard with a secret love for the WC.  But since he/she was already with someone else Leliana decided to hide among the people in Vigils and stalk her crush.

Well, secret love may be pushing it (crazy ninja-love would be a better description). I imagine Leliana collecting various bodily fluids and nail clippings from the PC in jars with colorful bows on them.

Crazy stalker [female canine].

[Xandurpein]

SurelyForth wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

LOL I like that idea...So Barbie's backstory is she was an Orlesian bard with a secret love for the WC.  But since he/she was already with someone else Leliana decided to hide among the people in Vigils and stalk her crush.

And, since it's Leliana and she's a bit nutsy, she decided to stalk her actual LI as well. I guess it isn't real to her unless the other person has no idea it's happening.

The fact that Barbie keeps all the mail to the commander in jar should have been a dead give away now that you think of it.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Grrrr..... Been wondering why my beloved Warden Alistair wasn't there in Awakenings...



If I find out that my beloved died, because she destroyed a distress letter from him asking me to come free him from a lampost he got stuck to, I shall flay her alive, have her boiled in oil, drawn and quartered. stuck in the iron maiden,...and then I'll kill her. Slowly.

[rak72]

Surprise inspection from King Alistair:
Warden wife is on Anders shoulders in the pool (in her speedo), Nate & Oghren are slamming the water polo ball at each other, Private Barbie is drunk on Daqueries - trying to get into Senechal's pants (bartender won't serve her anymore). Herren is in the pool, but he is wearing a white teeshirt and trunks (skin is too sensitive for the sun). Wade is standing in front of the poolside lute band - holding up his drink and swaying side to side. Sigrun is sleeping by the pool, Velena is rolling her eyes at all of this.

Alistair, " MAKERS BREATH!!! I trusted the safety of Ferelden to you people! Put on some clothes, Woman - we're going back to Dennirum! And Wade, for the love of all that is holy, get a bigger speedo!!!"

Modifié par rak72, 12 avril 2010 - 09:57 .

[sylvanaerie]

rak72 wrote...

Surprise inspection from King Alistair:
Warden wife is on Anders shoulders in the pool (in her speedo), Nate & Oghren are slamming the water polo ball at each other, Private Barbie is drunk on Daqueries - trying to get into Senechal's pants (bartender won't serve her anymore). Herren is in the pool, but he is wearing a white teeshirt and trunks (skin is too sensitive for the sun). Wade is standing in front of the poolside lute band - holding up his drink and swaying side to side. Sigrun is sleeping by the pool, Velena is rolling her eyes at all of this.

Alistair, " MAKERS BREATH!!! I trusted the safety of Ferelden to you people! Put on some clothes, Woman - we're going back to Dennirum! And Wade, for the love of all that is holy, get a bigger speedo!!!"

LOL this sounds like you have been contemplating this for a while

[rak72]

sylvanaerie wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Surprise inspection from King Alistair:
Warden wife is on Anders shoulders in the pool (in her speedo), Nate & Oghren are slamming the water polo ball at each other, Private Barbie is drunk on Daqueries - trying to get into Senechal's pants (bartender won't serve her anymore). Herren is in the pool, but he is wearing a white teeshirt and trunks (skin is too sensitive for the sun). Wade is standing in front of the poolside lute band - holding up his drink and swaying side to side. Sigrun is sleeping by the pool, Velena is rolling her eyes at all of this.

Alistair, " MAKERS BREATH!!! I trusted the safety of Ferelden to you people! Put on some clothes, Woman - we're going back to Dennirum! And Wade, for the love of all that is holy, get a bigger speedo!!!"

LOL this sounds like you have been contemplating this for a while

Warden Commander wife tries to calm Alistair by suggesting he grab a Speedo, and a possible threesome - this time with Anders instead of that salty hagg Isabella

(It would almost be like doing twins)

Modifié par rak72, 12 avril 2010 - 10:09 .

[Herr Uhl]

rak72 wrote...

Warden Commander wife tries to calm Alistair by suggesting he grab a Speedo, and a possible threesome - this time with Anders instead of that salty hagg Isabella

(It would almost be like doing twins)

Why not add Nathaniel and go for four?

[sylvanaerie]

rak72 wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Surprise inspection from King Alistair:
Warden wife is on Anders shoulders in the pool (in her speedo), Nate & Oghren are slamming the water polo ball at each other, Private Barbie is drunk on Daqueries - trying to get into Senechal's pants (bartender won't serve her anymore). Herren is in the pool, but he is wearing a white teeshirt and trunks (skin is too sensitive for the sun). Wade is standing in front of the poolside lute band - holding up his drink and swaying side to side. Sigrun is sleeping by the pool, Velena is rolling her eyes at all of this.

Alistair, " MAKERS BREATH!!! I trusted the safety of Ferelden to you people! Put on some clothes, Woman - we're going back to Dennirum! And Wade, for the love of all that is holy, get a bigger speedo!!!"

LOL this sounds like you have been contemplating this for a while

Warden Commander wife tries to calm Alistair by suggesting he grab a Speedo, and a possible threesome - this time with Anders instead of that salty hagg Isabella

(It would almost be like doing twins)

oooh snark in stereo...I could go for that! 

[sylvanaerie]

Herr Uhl wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Warden Commander wife tries to calm Alistair by suggesting he grab a Speedo, and a possible threesome - this time with Anders instead of that salty hagg Isabella

(It would almost be like doing twins)

Why not add Nathaniel and go for four?

I adore Nate...but I can't do that with my HNF...too many Howe issues.  Unless I could muzzle him.

[SurelyForth]

rak72 wrote...

Warden Commander wife tries to calm Alistair by suggesting he grab a Speedo, and a possible threesome - this time with Anders instead of that salty hagg Isabella

(It would almost be like doing twins)

This pretty much has to happen in my game. 

Too bad you can't propose this instead of conscripting Anders. *stares dreamily into space*

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

rak72 wrote...


Are you trying to recruit Teagan for the Vigil stable boy??????

Bazinga SYL!!!  She got ur number and wrote it on the bathroom wall LOL

Slidell505 wrote...

Does she need a backstory? If so her entire family died. And this is how it happened.

They were walking down a quite road then BOOM Alpaca out of ****ing nowhere.

Death by Alpaca... ... didn't see that coming nor would I ever want to

[sylvanaerie]

LOL Okay...got all thread topics covered looks like...

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

So I post this thread late at night, go to work, log on today and see I've got over 50 posts! Man I didn't think I get so much mileage off of Barbie... then Ogren with Green Socks and a loin cloth with more loin than cloth <Shakes Head>

We forgot about our Qunari merchant friend! I see him as a skinny dipper since he knows he's the one with the biggest beach balls... ask Wade.

I see Alistair as the Lifeguard on duty with the whistle/lute, gettin the tan, and thinking "it's good to be king" . I think when some of the girls just read that they just had a mental orgazm.

Don't forget the two dwarves Dworkin and <insert name> who would wear matching one piece swimsuits from the 1920's style doin pelvic thrusts and squatting with trapezoid shaped weights that say 1 ton on each.

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

soignee wrote...

Nukenin wrote...

Oghren… in a pair of Speedos… you just had to give us that little gift of an image, didn't you? 

I will gift more, since I am the charitable sort:



Artwork by Lubyelfears over at DeviantArt!

Just noticed he has a HAPPY TRAIL!!! So detailed... kudos

[Sarah1281]

Don't forget the two dwarves Dworkin and <insert name>

Voldrik Glavonak.

[mousestalker]

While everyone is reeling from the image of Oghren in his tighty whities, a thought just crossed my fevered little brain. One of the reasons Alistair bribed Wade and Herren to head to the Vigil was to keep the Warden safe while keeping her safe. Not only are they skilled at making weapons and armour, they are also the least likely people to try to poach on the royal preserve, as it were.

It's not as though there weren't other options. Note how we don't see Gorim's fine dwarven crafts.

[Xandurpein]

Well... Dworkin likes to tinker with alchemical explosives. I'm sure he could mix a mean Strawberry Daquiri.

[soignee]

I love this thread. This is all.

The men in speedos better be wearing wrap around shades too...

[SurelyForth]

mousestalker wrote...

While everyone is reeling from the image of Oghren in his tighty whities, a thought just crossed my fevered little brain. One of the reasons Alistair bribed Wade and Herren to head to the Vigil was to keep the Warden safe while keeping her safe. Not only are they skilled at making weapons and armour, they are also the least likely people to try to poach on the royal preserve, as it were.
It's not as though there weren't other options. Note how we don't see Gorim's fine dwarven crafts.

Oh, this is too funny.

King Alistair: You were supposed to keep her from doing things like this! Not enable things like this!
Wade: What do you mean "enable"? 
King Alistair: Oh, I'm not supposed to notice the fine craftmanship that went into those skimpy pool boy costumes?
King Alistair: Even the cat looks fabulous!
Ser Pounce: Meow!

Modifié par SurelyForth, 13 avril 2010 - 01:10 .

[Emerald Melios]

I wonder why these topics are never about female characters. You can't all be straight, right?

[rak72]

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

I see Alistair as the Lifeguard on duty with the whistle/lute, gettin the tan, and thinking "it's good to be king" . I think when some of the girls just read that they just had a mental orgazm.

Mmmmmm... Lifeguard

[soignee]

Emerald Melios wrote...

I wonder why these topics are never about female characters. You can't all be straight, right?

Sigrun, Velanna, Zevran (what, he needs to apply my suntan lotion, dwarves burn easily) and Leliana are with me in bikinis on our sunloungers watching the water polo. The Senschal is serving us some pretty betchin' mojitos, I must say.

Lifeguard Alistair made Zevran put his speedos back on. Zevran wanted no tanlines, how rude. "Tch, you Fereldens. So finicky."

Modifié par soignee, 13 avril 2010 - 03:23 .