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[Herr Uhl]

Emerald Melios wrote...

I wonder why these topics are never about female characters. You can't all be straight, right?

I don't know why, but 'tis truly a sad thing.

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

I wonder why these topics are never about female characters. You can't all be straight, right?

Sigrun, Velanna, Zevran (what, he needs to apply my suntan lotion, dwarves burn easily) and Leliana are with me in bikinis on our sunloungers watching the water polo. The Senschal is serving us some pretty betchin' mojitos, I must say.

Why is Zevran wearing a bikini? He asked probably not wanting to know the answer.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

I wonder why these topics are never about female characters. You can't all be straight, right?

Sigrun, Velanna, Zevran (what, he needs to apply my suntan lotion, dwarves burn easily) and Leliana are with me in bikinis on our sunloungers watching the water polo. The Senschal is serving us some pretty betchin' mojitos, I must say.

Why is Zevran wearing a bikini? He asked probably not wanting to know the answer.

Ninja'd before I could edit!

Lifeguard Alistair made Zevran put his speedos back on. Zevran wanted no tanlines, how rude. "Tch, you Fereldens. So finicky."

Modifié par soignee, 13 avril 2010 - 03:24 .

[rak72]

Ha Ha - Tan lines

[soignee]

Artwork by Lubyelfears over at DeviantArt!


This needs to be on the new page. JUST BECAUSE.

[thegreateski]

@Soignee



You're a monster. There could be children watching!

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Artwork by Lubyelfears over at DeviantArt!

I got a FEVER and the only prescription is more Oghren!!!
Now I understand why women flee in terror when he disrobes... ...

[Sarah1281]

Oh God, why?!?!

[soignee]

hahahhaha nice one

[thegreateski]

Oghren in a Speedo . . .

[Sarah1281]

Who in their right mind would sell Oghren a speedo? Did Felsi buy it? Does she hate us?

[soignee]

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

He is obviously surprisingly good in bed.

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

You've seen the non-Gorim surface dwarves.

[thegreateski]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

He is obviously surprisingly good in bed.

A . . . mad dwarven stallion . . . if you will.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

You've seen the non-Gorim surface dwarves.

But she was dating him before going to the surface.

[soignee]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

You've seen the non-Gorim surface dwarves.

A fine point. I still want *none* of that sauce anywhere near my rumpsteak.

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

You've seen the non-Gorim surface dwarves.

A fine point. I still want *none* of that sauce anywhere near my rumpsteak.

Which is why you look outside of the species.

[thegreateski]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

inorite, what the hell was Felsi on exactly? Was she that desperate?

You've seen the non-Gorim surface dwarves.

A fine point. I still want *none* of that sauce anywhere near my rumpsteak.

Which is why you look outside of the species.

Bodan Feddic is disappointed.

Show me your wares Bodan . . .

[Sarah1281]

Bodan Feddic is disappointed.

Also married.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 13 avril 2010 - 09:59 .

[soignee]

What? Once you've tried Antivan salsa, you're ruined for other dwarf men, let me tell you.

There's a reason why Zevran's approval bonuses are dexterity based, you know.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Bodan Feddic is disappointed.

Also married.

Didn't stop Felsi with Oghren 

[thegreateski]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Bodan Feddic is disappointed.

Also married.

You think he cares?

[Sarah1281]

And you might not have had to turn to Antivan salsa if it han't been for the fact that decent surface dwarves are so hard to come by that packs of surface women descend upon them practically the minute they leave Orzammar. Poor Gorim never stood a chance...

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Bodan Feddic is disappointed.

Also married.

Didn't stop Felsi with Oghren 

Yeah but his wife was too busy playing lick the moss off the stone in the Deep Roads, fair's fair.