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They should replace female Shepard's renegade dialogue.


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I'd hit it



*restraints have failed*

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Yeah, I must've fallen asleep during lectures about Asari physiology.  The codex also says the Protheans created the mass relays.  Why?  Because that is how humans and most species understand it.  I'll take Liara's word for it when she tells Kaiden she is not a woman.


Oh. Really?

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Busomjack wrote...

It would be like calling a protozoa protoss a female.


For the lulz.

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Cerrydd wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, I must've fallen asleep during lectures about Asari physiology.  The codex also says the Protheans created the mass relays.  Why?  Because that is how humans and most species understand it.  I'll take Liara's word for it when she tells Kaiden she is not a woman.


Oh. Really?


IMPRESSIVE!

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

It would be like calling a protozoa protoss a female.


For the lulz.

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, I must've fallen asleep during lectures about Asari physiology.  The codex also says the Protheans created the mass relays.  Why?  Because that is how humans and most species understand it.  I'll take Liara's word for it when she tells Kaiden she is not a woman.


Oh. Really?


IMPRESSIVE!


Busomjack wrote...

I think it was mentioned that Liara is
the equivalent of a 19 year old girl so it wouldn't be the first time
Bioware made a teenage girl scroggable.

If they want to make some
old chick an option they can go ahead and do so. I won't bother of
course.


Most impressive...

*Darth Vader high five-threes Garrus*

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(Makes more popcorn and passes it around)



Extra butter anyone?

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

It would be like calling a protozoa protoss a female.


For the lulz.

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*golf clap*

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scorptatious wrote...

(Makes more popcorn and passes it around)

Extra butter anyone?


Do you have any Dextro-Pop?

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It's pretty funny how you're saying I lack proper education on biology when the subject we're dealing with is a fictional organism from a video game. I understand it's just your petty attempt at a ad-hominem, but still, to address your point. A mono-gendered organism is not a female. Every organism on the planet that is female has a male counterpart. Since you want to base this argument on contemporary biology(even though we're talking about a fictional alien), you must accept that standard as well.

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

So you're saying Asari are female because they look female? It's called convergent evolution. Their resemblance to human females is simply evolution favoring certain biological traits. That is why the majority of sapient life in the galaxy is bipedal and capable of speech.


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The reason Asari look like human females is pure plot device and sexual enticment for male gamers.

Truth be told, finding another species anywhere close to looking like humans is almost statistically impossible.


This is actually quite true, if we were to encounter an alien species in real life...they'd be more likely to resemble Hanar than anything humanoid.

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Busomjack's 1337 pick up lines



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It's a game brah, chill out.

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Le_Mieux wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

So you're saying Asari are female because they look female? It's called convergent evolution. Their resemblance to human females is simply evolution favoring certain biological traits. That is why the majority of sapient life in the galaxy is bipedal and capable of speech.


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The reason Asari look like human females is pure plot device and sexual enticment for male gamers.

Truth be told, finding another species anywhere close to looking like humans is almost statistically impossible.


This is actually quite true, if we were to encounter an alien species in real life...they'd be more likely to resemble Hanar than anything humanoid.


http://en.wikipedia....rgent_evolution

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MadCat221 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

It would be like calling a protozoa protoss a female.


For the lulz.

-SelendisSnip-


*golf clap*


Admit it, you'd try to hit it.

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scorptatious wrote...

(Makes more popcorn and passes it around)

Extra butter anyone?


You know today my family got a new popcorn machine.

Came with the new microwave.

Anybody want some?

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Busomjack wrote...

http://en.wikipedia....rgent_evolution


We know what you're saying, but such evolution would never take place to such is the degree between humans and asari.

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Busomjack wrote...

It's pretty funny how you're saying I lack proper education on biology when the subject we're dealing with is a fictional organism from a video game. I understand it's just your petty attempt at a ad-hominem, but still, to address your point. A mono-gendered organism is not a female. Every organism on the planet that is female has a male counterpart. Since you want to base this argument on contemporary biology(even though we're talking about a fictional alien), you must accept that standard as well.


Mono gendered still means there is one gender.  Since they all have the mommy bags and one would assume lack wedding tackle, it's reasonable to assume that one gender is female.

Asexual would mean without gender.  A protozoa is asexual, not mono-gendered.

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

http://en.wikipedia....rgent_evolution


We know what you're saying, but such evolution would never take place to such is the degree between humans and asari.


Being that we've never encountered alien life, we can't make a verifiable claim on that one way or another.

However, observing life on earth we can confirm that species can look similar despite not being related.

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Modifié par AshiraShepard, 30 avril 2010 - 03:36 .


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[quote]DrathanGervaise wrote...
I wouldn't hit hard... :P

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Cuuute =P

I think I'll crawl and leave the rest of you to shred the place.

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Busomjack wrote...

It's pretty funny how you're saying I lack proper education on biology when the subject we're dealing with is a fictional organism from a video game. I understand it's just your petty attempt at a ad-hominem, but still, to address your point. A mono-gendered organism is not a female. Every organism on the planet that is female has a male counterpart. Since you want to base this argument on contemporary biology(even though we're talking about a fictional alien), you must accept that standard as well.

Good lord man! Does nothing enter that brain of yours?!?
It. Does. Not. Matter. If. It. Is. Fictional. BioWare gave us the information that the Asari are mono-gendered. I have not created a massive theory on nothing, it's pretty goddamn simple for someone with a few brain cells.

Haha, maybe you have some sort of new information no one else does, but how do you explain the all-female species of lizards in the world that reproduce via Parthenogenesis?

Modifié par General Stubbs, 30 avril 2010 - 03:36 .


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AntiChri5 wrote...

scorptatious wrote...

(Makes more popcorn and passes it around)

Extra butter anyone?


You know today my family got a new popcorn machine.

Came with the new microwave.

Anybody want some?


Well this thread is getting larger by the minute, we could use all the help we can get. So yeah, thanks.

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Busomjack wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

http://en.wikipedia....rgent_evolution


We know what you're saying, but such evolution would never take place to such is the degree between humans and asari.


Being that we've never encountered alien life, we can't make a verifiable claim on that one way or another.

However, observing life on earth we can confirm that species can look similar despite not being related.


Yes, but evolving on two different planets tends to throw a wrench in the Darwinian Works.
A Shark and a Dolphin looks similar, right?
Well, an Asari and a Human look even similar to eachother than that.

The thing is, how can a human and an asari look so similar evolving light years away from eachother when a shark
and a dolphin evolved in the same environ? (Albeit millions of years apart.)

Not saying it couldn't happen, but it is almost impossible.