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End of Line: the "true" story of Stanley Woo


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http://social.biowar...1869/blog/4244/

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Stanley Woo

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Weird, you completely skipped my career in Moose Jaw Pro Wrestling, my graduation from Mime College, my relationship with several Estonian celebrities, and my long-time karaoke feud with Donald and Kiefer Sutherland. You also didn't mention my vestigial tail, my love of pie, or how I once jumped a shark on waterskis to impress the Swiss.



Other than that, seems pretty "accurate" to me.

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Stanley Woo

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You shut up, Celrath! You don't know what you're talking about! Fonzie may be dreamy--oh, so very dreamy--but he ain't got nothin' on me when it comes to waterskis. I taught him everything he knows. Everything I know about fixing jukeboxes, on the other hand, I owe to him.

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Stanley Woo

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There's no such thing as a "normal crazy guy." If you think someone's crazy, it's just cuz you're too normal to grasp his normalcy. If you think someone's normal, you're probably a little crazy.



That said, my torrid Eiffel Tower relationship with Lady Laurinda Jasmina Belchexcoeur-Wyndham from 1972-1978 should be part of any biography of me. I'm just not going to say whether she was a man, a goat with a mustache, a car wearing glasses and a trenchcoat, a 6' tall pastrami sammich, or conjoined twins.

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Stanley Woo

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I wish I had me a rockin' glowy Tron suit.

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darkshadow136 wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

I wish I had me a rockin' glowy Tron suit.


That does bring me back. I remember seeing the Tron movie in the theatre as a kid, and playing the game in the Arcade.:lol:

Which one? There were two, one with a bunch of mini-games and Discs of Tron.