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[Sloth Of Doom]

Stanley Woo wrote...

You shut up, Celrath! You don't know what you're talking about! Fonzie may be dreamy--oh, so very dreamy--but he ain't got nothin' on me when it comes to waterskis. I taught him everything he knows. Everything I know about fixing jukeboxes, on the other hand, I owe to him.

I stil laugh when i see Fonzie jumop the shark, i keep thinking "Man, Woo did that with only one ski, and the shark was a megoladon...eating an airplane."

[Feraele]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Weird, you completely skipped my career in Moose Jaw Pro Wrestling, my graduation from Mime College, my relationship with several Estonian celebrities, and my long-time karaoke feud with Donald and Kiefer Sutherland. You also didn't mention my vestigial tail, my love of pie, or how I once jumped a shark on waterskis to impress the Swiss.

Other than that, seems pretty "accurate" to me.

*laughs*  Are you trying to say that you're just one of those *normal* crazy guys..if so I believe it

[freality]

Woo rules.

[Stanley Woo]

There's no such thing as a "normal crazy guy." If you think someone's crazy, it's just cuz you're too normal to grasp his normalcy. If you think someone's normal, you're probably a little crazy.



That said, my torrid Eiffel Tower relationship with Lady Laurinda Jasmina Belchexcoeur-Wyndham from 1972-1978 should be part of any biography of me. I'm just not going to say whether she was a man, a goat with a mustache, a car wearing glasses and a trenchcoat, a 6' tall pastrami sammich, or conjoined twins.

[Feraele]

Stanley Woo wrote...

There's no such thing as a "normal crazy guy." If you think someone's crazy, it's just cuz you're too normal to grasp his normalcy. If you think someone's normal, you're probably a little crazy.

That said, my torrid Eiffel Tower relationship with Lady Laurinda Jasmina Belchexcoeur-Wyndham from 1972-1978 should be part of any biography of me. I'm just not going to say whether she was a man, a goat with a mustache, a car wearing glasses and a trenchcoat, a 6' tall pastrami sammich, or conjoined twins.

*giggles her face off*      I like the 6 foot tall pastrami sammich explanation..personally

[orpheus333]

I can't believe you glossed over coaching the french female volleyball team to victory in the 1972 Olympics and again the next year in the world championships.

So humble.

edit: everyone knows the drugs tests were faked.

Modifié par andyr1986, 14 avril 2010 - 10:15 .

[Seagloom]

Stanley Woo wrote...

I'm just not going to say whether she was a man, a goat with a mustache, a car wearing glasses and a trenchcoat, a 6' tall pastrami sammich, or conjoined twins.

That must have been one epic, tasty sammich. Hmm... pastrami...

[Kohaku]

Stanley Woo wrote...

There's no such thing as a "normal crazy guy." If you think someone's crazy, it's just cuz you're too normal to grasp his normalcy. If you think someone's normal, you're probably a little crazy.

That said, my torrid Eiffel Tower relationship with Lady Laurinda Jasmina Belchexcoeur-Wyndham from 1972-1978 should be part of any biography of me. I'm just not going to say whether she was a man, a goat with a mustache, a car wearing glasses and a trenchcoat, a 6' tall pastrami sammich, or conjoined twins.

Wow. I'm now convinced the OP has to put all this stuff in his original. This should be made into a book and copyrighted people. NOW!

[Seagloom]

Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Are you saying he ate Lady Laurinda?
*shock horror*

The affair lasted from 1972-1978! Now, it could have been an amicable parting. There could well be a Lady Laurinda still carousing her way through Paris' night life and leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Or! It could be 1978 was the year Mr. Woo lost all restraint and succumbed to temptation. What mortal can resist taking a bite out of a six foot pastrami after six years?! Woo isn't made of stone! I don't think...

Modifié par Seagloom, 14 avril 2010 - 01:30 .

[Seagloom]

Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Well i must be then considering i dont like Pastrami sandwiches.

You say that now, but I posit Lady Laurinda is no ordinary sammich. Are you truly willing to write her off so readily based on inferior pastrami sandwiches you tried in the past? For shame.

[JRCHOharry]

I was disappointed to hear Stanley Woo didnt have a sidekick in this Biography... I would have thought that he couldn't be this badass without the help of a meer mortal.

[Bann Duncan]

andyr1986 wrote...

I can't believe you glossed over coaching the french female volleyball team to victory in the 1972 Olympics and again the next year in the world championships.

So humble.

edit: everyone knows the drugs tests were faked.

It's not that they were faked; it's simply that moderator juice does not get picked up by the tests...


I can't believe I just said that.

[Feraele]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

There's no such thing as a "normal crazy guy." If you think someone's crazy, it's just cuz you're too normal to grasp his normalcy. If you think someone's normal, you're probably a little crazy.

That said, my torrid Eiffel Tower relationship with Lady Laurinda Jasmina Belchexcoeur-Wyndham from 1972-1978 should be part of any biography of me. I'm just not going to say whether she was a man, a goat with a mustache, a car wearing glasses and a trenchcoat, a 6' tall pastrami sammich, or conjoined twins.

Wow. I'm now convinced the OP has to put all this stuff in his original. This should be made into a book and copyrighted people. NOW!

I would indeed buy a copy  *FAN!* 

[addiction21]

MrHimuraChan wrote...

This thread is made of pure WIN

So its made of waffles? *nom nom nom eats the thread*

Uh-oh what have I done...

I'm suprised theres been no Tron refrences yet.