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[Statulos]

From Planescape, at the very beggining and at the very end:



-What can change the nature of men?



-Beliving. Beliving changes everything.

[Noilly Prat]

As an addendum to my previous post: "He's impervious to bullets... and love!"  (Also Psychonauts)

I could pretty much fill several posts with just quotes from Tim Schafer games, but I'll try to think of some stuff from other games.

[Pacifien]

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a....

[A Killing Sound]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"

You forgot the best part:  "but enough talk, have at you!"

[millt110]

"Its just been revoked!"

[DragonBlood25]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Celrath wrote...

the princess is in another castle

That's.... disturbing

[Oogrooq]

Pretty much anything GLaDOS says



"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."



"Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten... in base four I'M FINE!"



"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NNOO WWAAYY", and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great."



I could go on forever

[Cryobolt]

Ah, I love AIs in gaming... some of my favorites:

Edric O: "Destroy the Harkonnen base. That is the mission. Harvest the Spice, avoid the Worms. That is advice. Fail, and live the rest of your life in a pain amplifer. That is a threat."

Another good one is in Tiberian Sun, where CABAL advises the Brotherhood of Nod General about the increasing the probablity of a favorable outcome.

General Anton Slavik: "Define 'favorable outcome', CABAL."
CABAL: "They all die."
General Slavik: "That will do."

JC Denton (picking up a ringing phone in a completely abadoned Paris train station)
Icarus: "I'm right behind you."
JC Denton: "Who is this?"
Icarus: "Soon, I will be all around you. I will be everywhere."
JC Denton: "Everywhere, huh? Do you mean like God, or is just that New Age crap you're talking about?"
Icarus: " Yes, a New Age... too bad you will not be alive to see it."

Modifié par Cryobolt, 14 avril 2010 - 02:00 .

[orpheus333]

Shodan:
[to the player[/i]]
Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and
sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a
perfect, immortal machine?

Is it wrong to think shodan was hot?

[Kurt M.]

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"



..and generally any Portal quote.

[Sawp]

Bill from Left 4 Dead : "I'll see peace back on Earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands!"

[Wicked 702]

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

-Magus

[The Grey Spectre]

Perfect Dark N64

[After killing a guards friend.]

"That was my best friend!"

"eh, I never much liked him anyway"

[when a guard is reloading or when their gun jams or something]

"I DON'T BELIEEEVE THIS!"

"This gun is USELESS!"

man those guards were hilarious, good times

Modifié par The Grey Spectre, 14 avril 2010 - 10:20 .

[chiliztri]

"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith..."

"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burning building, and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies and-

Wait second...I guess that was you guys! Oh ****, man. I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!"

- Ellis

Modifié par chiliztri, 14 avril 2010 - 10:05 .

[Nattfare]

Glottis: "My name is Glottis.

I don't get many visitors--Hey! I got a message for a Mr. Calavera...

Uh...

Your driver said...

... that Mr. Hurley said...

that he could have the rest of the day off."

Manny: "Domino sent my driver home?"

Glottis: "Yeah, wasn't that nice?"

Modifié par Nattfare, 14 avril 2010 - 10:25 .

[Stagmar]

"First of all, your beauty has captivated me! Second... I'm dying to know if I'm your type... I guess your ...abilities... would be a distant third. "
"You see, there are more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!"
"AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!"
"Hee-hee... Nothing beats the sweet music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison! Uwee-hee-hee!"

Modifié par Stagmar, 15 avril 2010 - 11:53 .

[fangedwolf]

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain

Kain: [describing his implosion spell] Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruellest, causing my victim's body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs 'til the pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see.

[Tyrax Lightning]

"Power overwhelming!!!" Archon unit, Starcraft 1.