Hello! Hey! Listen! Look! Watch out!
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most memorable quotes of gaming...
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#76
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:31
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Navi from Ocarina of Time:
Hello! Hey! Listen! Look! Watch out!
Hello! Hey! Listen! Look! Watch out!
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#77
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 08:07
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I liked him and used him for a while in my team, but he totally won me over when he said "I did it all for the Wookies" I still have a save state from just before the dialogue tree with that part if I ever need a good chuckle.DukeOfNukes wrote...
"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait, uh, what was this about, anyway?"
―Jolee Bindo
"You know what I hate? Well, lots of things, actually. But I'm old, and easily annoyed."
―Jolee Bindo
"My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir."
―Jolee Bindo
Yes, I love Jolee. Best BioWare character to date.
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#78
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 02:23
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"Hey Rupert! Seems like there's something different about the meal today - like you put in more food and less ass!"
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Posté 23 avril 2010 - 06:30
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To right the countless wrongs of our days
we now shine the light of true redemption,
so that this place may become as paradise.
what a wonderful world it would be.
we now shine the light of true redemption,
so that this place may become as paradise.
what a wonderful world it would be.
#80
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 06:41
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"What can change the nature of a man?" - Ravel, Planescape Torment.
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a pirate" - Monkey Island
"I sell this fine leather jacket" - Indianna Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
"In *knowing* the teachings of Zerthimon I have become stronger" - Da'kon, Planescape Torment.
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!!" - Ignus, Planescape Torment
The second best:
"Darkness called…but I was on the phone and I missed him. So I tried to *69 darkness but the machine picked up. I yelled "pick up the phone, Darkness!" but he did not answer. He must have been Screening his calls." - Warcraft 3
The best is on my signature.
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a pirate" - Monkey Island
"I sell this fine leather jacket" - Indianna Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
"In *knowing* the teachings of Zerthimon I have become stronger" - Da'kon, Planescape Torment.
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!!" - Ignus, Planescape Torment
The second best:
"Darkness called…but I was on the phone and I missed him. So I tried to *69 darkness but the machine picked up. I yelled "pick up the phone, Darkness!" but he did not answer. He must have been Screening his calls." - Warcraft 3
The best is on my signature.
#81
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 06:46
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this one is from black & white 2. it happens in a side quest where one of your people apparently got pregnant without ''doing the deed''.
evil advisor:''boss! you dirty dog! i knew you had it in ya!''
evil advisor:''boss! you dirty dog! i knew you had it in ya!''
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Posté 23 avril 2010 - 06:47
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"AAAAAGH"
Kane taking an anger fit in Kane and Lynch: Dead men.
Kane taking an anger fit in Kane and Lynch: Dead men.
#83
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 06:56
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"Welcome, welcome to city 17"
The guy who done the voice for that died recently.
The guy who done the voice for that died recently.
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Posté 23 avril 2010 - 07:38
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"WAAAAAAAA!"
Quoted from the immortal lord Waluigi.
Quoted from the immortal lord Waluigi.
#85
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 07:46
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"Ahhh, the child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more...'experiments'... The pain will only be passing; you should survive the process..."
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Posté 23 avril 2010 - 08:40
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WALUIGI!!Iron Man195 wrote...
"WAAAAAAAA!"
Quoted from the immortal lord Waluigi.
#87
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 09:21
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"Get me out of this hellhole!"
This bloody sentence is burned into my memory thanks to the endless wanderings in Nashkel Mines. I was lost for so long until I found out where I must go, unless I wanna step out there and get slaughtered by those high leveled assasins (took like 3 hours to get them down, nothing beats the frustration when I found out this isn't the right track I am on, back to the damn mines!!!! the XP was sweet tho.).
This was aaaages ago, I didn't know the wonders of Google back then, go me!
This bloody sentence is burned into my memory thanks to the endless wanderings in Nashkel Mines. I was lost for so long until I found out where I must go, unless I wanna step out there and get slaughtered by those high leveled assasins (took like 3 hours to get them down, nothing beats the frustration when I found out this isn't the right track I am on, back to the damn mines!!!! the XP was sweet tho.).
This was aaaages ago, I didn't know the wonders of Google back then, go me!
#88
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 09:27
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Replying 'I hate you' after Jolee Bindo tells you the snake story in KOTOR.
HK-47's MEATBAG!!!!
Kaidan after female romance "Jokers waiting on the bridge!"
New Favourite is EDI " I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees" and Jokers subsequent expression.
HK-47's MEATBAG!!!!
Kaidan after female romance "Jokers waiting on the bridge!"
New Favourite is EDI " I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees" and Jokers subsequent expression.
#89
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 09:44
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Silence dog! You have no purpose but to die by my hand! - Jon Irenicus
#90
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 10:25
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Panderfringe wrote...
"I am the Scourge of God, appointed to chastise you, since no one knows the remedy for your iniquity except me. You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you."
Let's see who guesses that.
Pious Augustus says that at the end of Chapter 8 in Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
#91
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 11:47
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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL... oh wait.
#92
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 11:53
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In honor of the recent Jade Empire thread...
The Black Whirlwind - "Wang said something about a screwable power horse. You should get that, then maybe we can get going."
Kang - "Kang! It's *Kang*, not Wang! And it's an inscrutable power source, you dumb ox."
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Two quotes from Henpecked Hou when he's chosen as your sidekick...
"Let's go knead some dough! What? It's the best I could come up with."
"This might not be the best time to tell you but I'm allergic to death. Especially my own."
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Conversation between protagonist and Hou...
Hou - "My success gave me fame, fortune and a wife."
Player - "Great. You can fight alongside me."
Hou - "You didn't hear what I said; fame, fortune and a wife."
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A conversation between the player's character, Sky, and Creative Yukong who is masquerading as Scholar Kongyu...
Player - "Why don't you tell me more about the History of Dramatic Systems?"
Sky - "This answer should be interesting. I have a question I would ask of this 'scholar' if you would permit me."
Scholar Kongyu - "Well, you see, drama can be broken down into several systems, and I study the history of those systems over time. How they've changed, and that sort of thing."
Player - "My friend would like to ask you a question, if you don't mind."
Scholar Kongyu - "Well, of course not. A student of theater are you?"
Sky - "I was just wondering about the recent shift in dramatic presentations away from the customary iterative productions where the fourth wall is regularly deconstructed."
Sky - "Does the shift towards more codified productions, with barriers established between the presented world and the actual environment, create a more immersive experience?"
Scholar Kongyu - "I... er. Well... ah..."
Sky - "That's what I thought."
Player - "Where did *that* come from, Sky?"
Sky - "He's not the only one who's had to spend some time in hiding in this garden. I, however, did my research."
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"I still can't believe it's that easy to become a Lotus Assassin. If I had known sooner I would have joined their ranks as soon as possible. It would be brutal work, with little reward, and there's a good chance I'd die a hideous, painful death, but it couldn't *all* be better than married life... could it?" - Henpecked Hou
"My name is Egregious Prevaricator, respected scholar and grower of pipe weed. I'm surprised you haven't heard of me." - Player's Character
"I had not thought to drop a mountain on my ancient foe, but yuor kind is always so resourceful." - The Forest Shadow
"Next time, I'm placing explosives around them. Explosives shaped like bananas. Stops thieves, monkeys, and monkey thieves all in one!" - Kang the Mad
"Sir Roderick Ponce of Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard will do no such thing. He means to educate you all." - Sir Roderick
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Silk Fox - "Well, you should be more careful of who you trust."
Player - "If I did that, none of you would be here."
Silk Fox - "That is true. I wouldn't trust any of the ragged homeless you have collected. No offense meant to those of you who are actually homeless, Dawn Star."
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Aaand finally to top things off... this quote can only be heard during the credits. It's a parody of a conversation from early in the game...
"I recall your earliest lessons. You fell from one-thousand feet during the Walk of Death, which, alone, was odd enough at your age, but you made short work of the Walk of Maiming and the Walk of Intense Discomfort and tore your head clean off. I comforted you, well, your head, saying that you could just walk if off, because, you know, the cut was clean and then you would punch a mountain. In SPACE!" - Master Li
The Black Whirlwind - "Wang said something about a screwable power horse. You should get that, then maybe we can get going."
Kang - "Kang! It's *Kang*, not Wang! And it's an inscrutable power source, you dumb ox."
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Two quotes from Henpecked Hou when he's chosen as your sidekick...
"Let's go knead some dough! What? It's the best I could come up with."
"This might not be the best time to tell you but I'm allergic to death. Especially my own."
----
Conversation between protagonist and Hou...
Hou - "My success gave me fame, fortune and a wife."
Player - "Great. You can fight alongside me."
Hou - "You didn't hear what I said; fame, fortune and a wife."
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A conversation between the player's character, Sky, and Creative Yukong who is masquerading as Scholar Kongyu...
Player - "Why don't you tell me more about the History of Dramatic Systems?"
Sky - "This answer should be interesting. I have a question I would ask of this 'scholar' if you would permit me."
Scholar Kongyu - "Well, you see, drama can be broken down into several systems, and I study the history of those systems over time. How they've changed, and that sort of thing."
Player - "My friend would like to ask you a question, if you don't mind."
Scholar Kongyu - "Well, of course not. A student of theater are you?"
Sky - "I was just wondering about the recent shift in dramatic presentations away from the customary iterative productions where the fourth wall is regularly deconstructed."
Sky - "Does the shift towards more codified productions, with barriers established between the presented world and the actual environment, create a more immersive experience?"
Scholar Kongyu - "I... er. Well... ah..."
Sky - "That's what I thought."
Player - "Where did *that* come from, Sky?"
Sky - "He's not the only one who's had to spend some time in hiding in this garden. I, however, did my research."
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"I still can't believe it's that easy to become a Lotus Assassin. If I had known sooner I would have joined their ranks as soon as possible. It would be brutal work, with little reward, and there's a good chance I'd die a hideous, painful death, but it couldn't *all* be better than married life... could it?" - Henpecked Hou
"My name is Egregious Prevaricator, respected scholar and grower of pipe weed. I'm surprised you haven't heard of me." - Player's Character
"I had not thought to drop a mountain on my ancient foe, but yuor kind is always so resourceful." - The Forest Shadow
"Next time, I'm placing explosives around them. Explosives shaped like bananas. Stops thieves, monkeys, and monkey thieves all in one!" - Kang the Mad
"Sir Roderick Ponce of Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard will do no such thing. He means to educate you all." - Sir Roderick
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Silk Fox - "Well, you should be more careful of who you trust."
Player - "If I did that, none of you would be here."
Silk Fox - "That is true. I wouldn't trust any of the ragged homeless you have collected. No offense meant to those of you who are actually homeless, Dawn Star."
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Aaand finally to top things off... this quote can only be heard during the credits. It's a parody of a conversation from early in the game...
"I recall your earliest lessons. You fell from one-thousand feet during the Walk of Death, which, alone, was odd enough at your age, but you made short work of the Walk of Maiming and the Walk of Intense Discomfort and tore your head clean off. I comforted you, well, your head, saying that you could just walk if off, because, you know, the cut was clean and then you would punch a mountain. In SPACE!" - Master Li
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#93
Posté 24 avril 2010 - 12:05
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Deus Ex has the best lines ever.
"I spill my drink!"
"Jesus Christ Denton!"
"Not advisable for a tourist to visit the canals at night."
"What a shame."
"I spill my drink!"
"Jesus Christ Denton!"
"Not advisable for a tourist to visit the canals at night."
"What a shame."
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Posté 24 avril 2010 - 12:07
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I always like a game with elipses...so here is a good quote...
"..."
"..."
#96
Posté 24 avril 2010 - 02:02
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"So wake up! Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes"
Gman at the intro to half life 2
"You want me, ****in take me! TAAAAAKE MEEEEE!"
Kevin leggits last stand in brothers in arms road to hill thirty
"Iv covered wars you know"
Frank west in Dead rising
You know what I dont hate, I dont hate vests!"
Francis from Left 4 dead
"Would you kindly?"
Atlas from Bioshock
"Rage is one hell of an anestetic"
Zaeed from Mass Effect 2
Gman at the intro to half life 2
"You want me, ****in take me! TAAAAAKE MEEEEE!"
Kevin leggits last stand in brothers in arms road to hill thirty
"Iv covered wars you know"
Frank west in Dead rising
You know what I dont hate, I dont hate vests!"
Francis from Left 4 dead
"Would you kindly?"
Atlas from Bioshock
"Rage is one hell of an anestetic"
Zaeed from Mass Effect 2
#97
Posté 24 avril 2010 - 05:04
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Baldur's Gate had quite a few gems:
"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - the narrator guy
"You are amusing, in a 'what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way.' - Jaheira
"Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later." - Tiax
"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" - Minsc
"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there." - Minsc
"I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog." - Protagonist
"I know! Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Whoo-hoo!!" - That talking sword
"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - the narrator guy
"You are amusing, in a 'what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way.' - Jaheira
"Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later." - Tiax
"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" - Minsc
"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there." - Minsc
"I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog." - Protagonist
"I know! Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Whoo-hoo!!" - That talking sword
#98
Posté 26 avril 2010 - 01:55
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NWN2 - Sand after heckling Cain: "I prefer to call it critical praise with just a bite of sarcasm."
#99
Posté 26 avril 2010 - 02:43
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Half-life 2, episode 2: G-man: "Doctor Freeeeeeeeman"
#100
Posté 26 avril 2010 - 02:46
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"Go for the eyes Boo!! Go for the eyes!!!"
