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[Loerwyn]

"Abso-f***ing-lutely beautiful" - Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher.

[FlintlockJazz]

Red Dwarf:



"Uncle Arnie fries them alive with his hex-vision!"



Rimmer: "You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and plead with him for his mercy, and you are trying to tell me that you are completely sane? That warrants two hours of W.O.O."

Lister: "What's W.O.O?"

Cat: "You had to ask."

Rimmer: "With. Out. Oxygen!"



"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"

"What a guy!"



"Smeg head."



"Hi, I'm the genetic mutant!"

[Seagloom]

"Trust is for the foolish... and the dead!" - Viconia

"Here, mousey mousey, the hunt draws to a close here and now." - Bodhi

---

Ellesime - "Is there nothing in your heart that remembers love? Is there nothing within you that remembers *our* love? What we once shared before this obsession doomed you?"

Jon Irenicus - "I... I do not remember your love, Ellesime. I have tried. I have tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory. But it is gone... a hollow, dead thing. For years, I clung to the memory of it. Then the memory of the memory. And then nothing. The Seldarine took that from me, too. I look upon you and I feel nothing. I remember nothing but you turning your back on me, along with all the others. Once my thirst for power was everything. And now I hunger only for revenge. And... I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!"

Ellesime - "Then I pity you. Would that you had used your stolen mortal years to *earn* your return to this sacred place. I could have loved you anew, as I loved the man you once were. But I see nothing of him here. You are Irenicus. And all that awaits you now is death."

Jon Irenicus - "We shall see, my former love. We shall see."

Modifié par Seagloom, 24 mai 2010 - 03:14 .

[Shazzammer2]

what no Sam and Max quotes?? Y'all are terrible.

From Sam and Max: Hit the Road

Sam: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

Max: But it makes a pretty good milkshake.
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Max: Good lord, it's a possessed outhouse!

Sam: This sort of thing wouldn't happen if they had indoor
plumbing.
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Max: Mind if I drive?

Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking
like a cheerleader.
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Max: Good lord, he's buck naked.

Sam: So are you.

Max: Yeah, but I'm cute and marketable.


........and many many more.

Y'all may resume your quoting.

[ObserverStatus]

GLaDOS: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

Kael'thas:  My blood cries out for the vengeace of my peoples' blood which can only be repaid with twice a much blood, or maybe three times as much blood, like if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and the blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, and maybe that would be enough blood... but probably not.

Modifié par bobobo878, 24 mai 2010 - 08:26 .

[svenus97]

Andrew Ryan: I chose the impossible.... I CHOSE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sander Cohen: TAKE THESE EARS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sofia Lamb: Lol pwned Delta.

[Loerwyn]

Three Dog (Fallout 3): THUH-REEEEEEEEEEEE DAAWWWWGGGGGGG

[ObserverStatus]

Conker: Isn't it a little bit early in the day to start talking about "Gothic architecture"?

[deviant526]

Pretty much anything from Fallout or Planescape.

But the one that sticks with me is Aradesh's disgusted reaction when you speak to him with a low intelligence on fallout 1. Cant find it now, Sigh.

[Boom_Headshot1337]

-" Nothing is true, everything is permitted, rest in peace."-Ezio from AC2 except ingame, it is in italian.
-"Right, what the hell kind of name is Soap, eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"-Captain Price, COD4.
-"Keelah se lai"-A lot of Quarians.
-"I've had enough of your snide insinuations!"-Shepard followed by a punch.

Modifié par Boom_Headshot1337, 25 juin 2010 - 07:35 .

[snfonseka]

"If my work spares a million mothers mourning the loss of a million sons, my conscience will rest easy."

Modifié par snfonseka, 23 août 2010 - 06:25 .

[JediHealerCosmin]

"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen." Guybrush Threepwood

"Why is it that whenever  someone says 'with all due respect', they really mean 'kiss my ass'? " Ashley Williams

"And I you, strangely enough. To think that one of the bass, a foreigner would become known as kadan to me..." Sten (the whole conversation made me cry)

[Kosmiker]

Day Of The Tentacle

Hoagie: Er... Hi, horsey.
Horse: Hi yourself.
Hoagie: Wow, you can talk!
Horse: [cynically] Wow, so can you! What a coincidence.
Hoagie: I didn't think horses could talk.
Horse: Maybe they just never had anything to say to you. Ever think of that?
Hoagie: You mean horses have been snubbing me my whole life?
Horse: If you want to put it that way.



Duke Nukem 3D

- You're an inspiration for birth control.

- Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.

-  Damn, I'm good!


Freelancer

We don't run this base, but we have an "arrangement" with the people who do.

Modifié par Kosmiker, 23 août 2010 - 10:05 .

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Baird and Cole in Gears of War 2.

Cole: Delta squad is your house, ****! You hear that ****? You grubby-ass ****es are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' **** you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!
Baird: There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with ****-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening.

Best. Speech. Ever.

If I had to say some actual moving quotes, I can't be arsed. Just play Halo 3, once you get past the cheesy marine dialouge it's stock full of 'em.

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 23 août 2010 - 11:29 .

[Kosmiker]

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"



"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-**** in space!"



MASS EFFECT 2

[ArchDemonXIII]

The one that always gets me is a dialogue choice from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines



*as a homeless guy you were questioning about a plague drops dead from it in front of you*

player: "Bummer."

[Leinadi]

Can't remember the exact quote, but when Okku offers you his power (the feat you get when you get higher influence) in MotB.



Player: "What could a spirit bear possibly offer me... Spirit Salmon?"



Haha.

[Loerwyn]

"My full name is That Damn Bird" - Bird/Crow, The Longest Journey

[insochris]

"I am sorry I beat you! Don't be upset!"

-Male 1 voice from English version of Soulcalibur 4



greatest line in the history of video games, ever.

[Loerwyn]

"In my language it's Bandu-umanu-banta-au-rubana-biutan-binaort." - Ben Bandu, The Longest Journey