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[LonsomeAlex417]

"Target Confirmed. Commencing Hostilities."

[A Killing Sound]

"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year - it wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face."

"I'm gonna beat these sons-a-****es 'til I lose my watch!"

"I've got an idea. You know them posters we been seein? Get your picture taken with Jimmy Gibbs's stock car? That means it's HERE. We just need to appropriate it, and we got ourselves an escape vehicle."

-Random yet hilarious Ellis Left 4 Dead 2 lines.



Ellis: "Oh man, I know! That's what I've been saying. If there is zombies, there have got to be vampires, wolfmen, mummies, aliens...all that ****, man. It just makes sense!"

Francis: "That's what I've been saying!"

[Homebound]

It hurts, Ness… …I’m h…a…p…p…y… …friends… …It hurts, …it

hurts… Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness,

Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness,

Ness….. …go… b… a… c…k… …Ness… I feel… g… o… o… d…

…I’m so sad… …..Ness

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Fallout 3 ones 'ere.

"DIE COMMIE SON OF A ****"
Random Robot in Megaton Armory

"My humor ray needs to recharge."
Robot Butler

"<Insert anything said by Three-dog>"
Three-dog

"AH F*CK!"
Lone Wonderer upon seeing a Ghoul for the first time

[jonluke93]

"Today we're on a mission to get coffee and donuts, the only problem is the germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts so we have to go kick their asses"-Call of Duty 3

[Faelvir]

all your base are belong to us

[c4nt]

Gordan Freeman



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[JackhammerGR]

Battlefield Bad Company 2

Attack 1
Terrance Sweetswater:No, no, he'll just send some special ops douche bags with pus.s.y. a.s.s. heartbeat monitors in their guns instead of us!
Attack 2
Terrance Sweetswater: If we were running in snowmobiles i would beat you.
George Haggard: We are riding buggies now. Besides, snowmobiles are for sissies!

Modifié par JackhammerGR, 10 septembre 2010 - 02:30 .

[marbatico]

assassins creed 2

the dodge of Venice has just drank poison and is coughing up blood. these are his last words:
''you killed me? YOU KILLED ME?!''

Modifié par marbatico, 10 septembre 2010 - 02:40 .

[JackhammerGR]

marbatico wrote...

assassins creed 2

the dodge of Venice has just drank poison and is coughing up blood. these are his last words:
''you killed me? YOU KILLED ME?!''

Yeah the dodge of charger.
It's DOGE

[marbatico]

whatever, you know what i mean.

[c4nt]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[Commissar Gash]

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to
keep 'em from getting their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto
something they're so hot for, that they're scrambling over each other
to get it. Now I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-b!tch
machine or a giant hula-hoop; We're not gonna let them have it! What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right Marines?!"  -Staff Sergeant Avery J. Johnson

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret
coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the 'Corps just blew
up our raggedy-ass fleet!" -Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson

"Then listen up! Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways... but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up HE spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!" -Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson

"Look at thiiisss... Like sneaking into the Captain's quarters, heavy risk but the priiize..." - Lieutenant Jacob Taylor

"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!" Commander Shepard

"No seriously, f*ck you." -Lone Wanderer