If you could sleep with one character from Mass Effect 1 or 2 IRL, who would it be and why?
#226
Guest_Trust_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:46
Guest_Trust_*
#227
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:47
OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.
#228
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:50
Cause she will tie me in bed AND spank me
AND AFTER THAT MMM CANNIBAL CRAZY SEX will take place xd
So it will be an amazing SEX MARATHON !!!
Modifié par exterminator , 15 avril 2010 - 02:52 .
#229
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:52
That way I could kill him while he sleeps and then take over Cerberus for myself!
Modifié par lastpatriot, 15 avril 2010 - 02:52 .
#230
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:59
#231
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:11
jlb524 wrote...
I can't pick one...I'm a ho.
OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.
Wear protection.

Always practice safe sex, kids.
There's no knowing what these asari have caught from other people's mind splooge.
#232
Guest_Soverain_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:12
Guest_Soverain_*
the ONLY male charater in the whole mass effect series i would sleep with is the black guy on the right side of the galaxy map on the normandy. thats because he is the only male character in the series i find sexually attractive, even though bioware didnt give him a personality
the female character, i am deciding between ashly, liara and the asari justicar.
ashley, because she is a tough soldier and she was a warm soft side and she is very attractive
liara, she is beautiful and kind, she tries her best not to come off the wrong way to people and i think thats cute.
the justicar, her code thing is both good and bad, but he has a more human side(if you get what i mean) she has feeling and i think she would want a romantic sexual relationship even as a justicar.
Modifié par Soverain, 15 avril 2010 - 03:26 .
#233
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:16
@Nightwriter
I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....
#234
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:25
jlb524 wrote...
You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.
@Nightwriter
I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....
But the priiiize...
#235
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:25
jlb524 wrote...
@Nightwriter
I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....
But the pri-oh-OH MY...
#236
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:26
Do you want to become kelly 2.0or didnt you learn fom the scale itch outbreak.jlb524 wrote...
You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.
@Nightwriter
I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....
#237
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:28
Ya know, for science.
#238
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:29
#239
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:30
jlb524 wrote...
You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.
@Nightwriter
I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....
And anyway she's only a bottom in the paragon sex scene. Renegade sex scene she's a topsie. I know these things.
#240
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:31
#241
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:33
Nightwriter wrote...
jlb524 wrote...
You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.
And anyway she's only a bottom in the paragon sex scene. Renegade sex scene she's a topsie. I know these things.
The Renegade scene isn't the real Jack, though. She just truly wants to be loved and not in control. The Paragon scene shows us her true self. Meek kitten.
If you want a woman who likes to be in charge, go with Miranda. There's a top for you!
#242
Guest_Soverain_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:33
Guest_Soverain_*
#243
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:35
#244
Guest_Cartims_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:36
Guest_Cartims_*
jlb524 wrote...
Nightwriter wrote...
jlb524 wrote...
You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.
And anyway she's only a bottom in the paragon sex scene. Renegade sex scene she's a topsie. I know these things.
The Renegade scene isn't the real Jack, though. She just truly wants to be loved and not in control. The Paragon scene shows us her true self. Meek kitten.
If you want a woman who likes to be in charge, go with Miranda. There's a top for you!
I like top, bottom and middle, does that make me a ho too.
#245
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:37
Soverain wrote...
i am bisexual so i say both the male and female character i would sleep with,
the ONLY male charater in the whole mass effect series i would sleep with is the black guy on the right side of the galaxy map on the normandy. thats because he is the only male character in the series i find sexually attractive, even though bioware didnt give him a personality
I know what guy you mean..he is attractive and one of those strong/silent types. Very silent.
#246
Guest_Cartims_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:38
Guest_Cartims_*
jlb524 wrote...
Soverain wrote...
i am bisexual so i say both the male and female character i would sleep with,
the ONLY male charater in the whole mass effect series i would sleep with is the black guy on the right side of the galaxy map on the normandy. thats because he is the only male character in the series i find sexually attractive, even though bioware didnt give him a personality
I know what guy you mean..he is attractive and one of those strong/silent types. Very silent.
Should be more silent
#247
Guest_justinnstuff_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:38
Guest_justinnstuff_*
jlb524 wrote...
I can't pick one...I'm a ho.
OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.
This.
#248
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:39
Cartims wrote...
I like top, bottom and middle, does that make me a ho too.
Yeah it does, join the club.
Top, bottom, and middle....hmmm....maybe a hanar could help you there? They have the most reach and flexibility.
#249
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:40
#250
Guest_Cartims_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 03:42
Guest_Cartims_*
jlb524 wrote...
Cartims wrote...
I like top, bottom and middle, does that make me a ho too.
Yeah it does, join the club.
Top, bottom, and middle....hmmm....maybe a hanar could help you there? They have the most reach and flexibility.
I don't like pink.....so hanar is out.. I'm open to experiment though.....





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