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If you could sleep with one character from Mass Effect 1 or 2 IRL, who would it be and why?


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Aria. Because I would find it very ironic.

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I can't pick one...I'm a ho.



OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.

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I WANT JACK !!!!

Cause she will tie me in bed AND spank me

AND AFTER THAT MMM CANNIBAL CRAZY SEX will take place xd 

So it will be an amazing SEX MARATHON !!! Image IPBImage IPBImage IPBImage IPBImage IPB

Modifié par exterminator , 15 avril 2010 - 02:52 .


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TIM

That way I could kill him while he sleeps and then take over Cerberus for myself!

Modifié par lastpatriot, 15 avril 2010 - 02:52 .


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Kaidan um yes

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jlb524 wrote...

I can't pick one...I'm a ho.

OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.


Wear protection.

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Always practice safe sex, kids.

There's no knowing what these asari have caught from other people's mind splooge.

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i am bisexual so i say both the male and female character i would sleep with,

the ONLY male charater in the whole mass effect series i would sleep with is the black guy on the right side of the galaxy map on the normandy. thats because he is the only male character in the series i find sexually attractive, even though bioware didnt give him a personality

the female character, i am deciding between ashly, liara and the asari justicar.

ashley, because she is a tough soldier and she was a warm soft side and she is very attractive

liara, she is beautiful and kind, she tries her best not to come off the wrong way to people and i think thats cute.

the justicar, her code thing is both good and bad, but he has a more human side(if you get what i mean) she has feeling and i think she would want a romantic sexual relationship even as a justicar.

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You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.



@Nightwriter



I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....

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jlb524 wrote...

You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.

@Nightwriter

I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....


But the priiiize...

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jlb524 wrote...

@Nightwriter

I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....


But the pri-oh-OH MY...

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jlb524 wrote...

You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.

@Nightwriter

I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....

Do you want to become kelly 2.0or didnt you learn fom the scale itch outbreak.

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Thane. I'd want to experience those hallucinogenic side effects.



Ya know, for science.

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Eeeek.

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jlb524 wrote...

You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.

@Nightwriter

I'm not going to wear that silly hat!! I like unprotected asari mind-sex, thanks. Heavy risk....


And anyway she's only a bottom in the paragon sex scene. Renegade sex scene she's a topsie. I know these things.

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Miranda. She is basically Yvonne Strahovski with bigger breasts and ass. I would die happy after it

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Nightwriter wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.


And anyway she's only a bottom in the paragon sex scene. Renegade sex scene she's a topsie. I know these things.


The Renegade scene isn't the real Jack, though.  She just truly wants to be loved and not in control.  The Paragon scene shows us her true self.  Meek kitten.

If you want a woman who likes to be in charge, go with Miranda.  There's a top for you!

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i prefer unprotected sex whether its with an asari or in real life, i real life i would make sure my partner is desease free, if asari were real i would know her PROPERLY as i dont want to share the worst part of her mind.

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I trust Liara not to screw with my mind so I'm not worried about having unprotected asari mind-sex with her. I wouldn't immediately trust most other asari with this, however.

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jlb524 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

You people think Jack would be some kind of crazy hell-cat bed. I bet she's just a meek-little kitten. She's a total bottom.


And anyway she's only a bottom in the paragon sex scene. Renegade sex scene she's a topsie. I know these things.


The Renegade scene isn't the real Jack, though.  She just truly wants to be loved and not in control.  The Paragon scene shows us her true self.  Meek kitten.

If you want a woman who likes to be in charge, go with Miranda.  There's a top for you!


I like top, bottom and middle, does that make me a ho too.Image IPB

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Soverain wrote...

i am bisexual so i say both the male and female character i would sleep with,

the ONLY male charater in the whole mass effect series i would sleep with is the black guy on the right side of the galaxy map on the normandy. thats because he is the only male character in the series i find sexually attractive, even though bioware didnt give him a personality


I know what guy you mean..he is attractive and one of those strong/silent types.  Very silent.  :P

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jlb524 wrote...

Soverain wrote...

i am bisexual so i say both the male and female character i would sleep with,

the ONLY male charater in the whole mass effect series i would sleep with is the black guy on the right side of the galaxy map on the normandy. thats because he is the only male character in the series i find sexually attractive, even though bioware didnt give him a personality


I know what guy you mean..he is attractive and one of those strong/silent types.  Very silent.  :P


Should be more silentImage IPB

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jlb524 wrote...

I can't pick one...I'm a ho.

OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.


This.

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Cartims wrote...

I like top, bottom and middle, does that make me a ho too.Image IPB


Yeah it does, join the club.

Top, bottom, and middle....hmmm....maybe a hanar could help you there?  They have the most reach and flexibility.

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Kaidan Alenko is the man who I would sleep with

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jlb524 wrote...

Cartims wrote...

I like top, bottom and middle, does that make me a ho too.Image IPB


Yeah it does, join the club.

Top, bottom, and middle....hmmm....maybe a hanar could help you there?  They have the most reach and flexibility.


I don't like pink.....so hanar is out.. I'm open to experiment though.....