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[thepiebaker]

miranda and kelly at the same time

[Nightwriter]

Ashwraith wrote...

By the way, for those of you saying biotics = fantastic sex, has it occurred to you that while this may be true, they have no staying power?
I mean c'mon. Think about it. It states in canon they burn energy much more quickly than non-biotics. What does that equate to- a quick tumble, followed by several minutes of binge-eating? *arches eyebrow*

...Then again, you know they say that quality trumps quantity...


I can't believe I'm even discussing this. 
*facepalm*

You know you like it, uh-huh uh-huh.

What's this I keep hearing about biotics and sex?

[Axeface]

Liara, without a doubt in my mind ;p

[ObserverStatus]

[The Uncanny]

bobobo878 wrote...

But... but... the priiiiize...

[TheLostGenius]

Also wouldn't mind being "hacked" by Kasumi Goto. She has very nimble hands.

[Nostradamoose]

The Uncanny wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

But... but... the priiiiize...

Is getting the attention of a sexolog....

Can't you just resist pushing my buttons like that?

[jlb524]

Nightwriter wrote...

What's this I keep hearing about biotics and sex?

sex = good
sex + biotics = very, very good

[TheLostGenius]

jlb524 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

What's this I keep hearing about biotics and sex?

sex = good
sex + biotics = very, very good

Liara is the master of the gentle singularity. Two words: Mind blowing.

[TheLostGenius]

bobobo878 wrote...

Wait. Isn't No Hope, Bob Hope's cousin? Am I missing something!?

[Nostradamoose]

TheLostGenius wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

What's this I keep hearing about biotics and sex?

sex = good
sex + biotics = very, very good

Liara is the master of the gentle singularity. Two words: Mind blowing.

You know, sometimes....
Pizza = good. Icecream = good

Pizza + Icecream = Bad

Sadly, sometimes life is made like that

[LiquidGrape]

Cartims wrote...

sex=good
sex + biotics = very, very good
sex + biotic hampster =

[Texaboose]

As much as I love Tali, I'd do it with Liara.

Mind and body sex. w00t.

[exterminator_]

MaaZeus wrote...

exterminator wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

I can't pick one...I'm a ho.

OK, I'll go with Liara...I'd like to try this asari mind-sex out.

Wear protection.




Always practice safe sex, kids.

There's no knowing what these asari have caught from other people's mind splooge.

HAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAA!!! :DThat was a good laugh, thanks man!


In any case, it would definetly be Kasumi. I leave Tali for my virtual identity.

Np mate glad to help HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[crimsonrhodelia]

Ashwraith wrote...

By the way, for those of you saying biotics = fantastic sex, has it occurred to you that while this may be true, they have no staying power?
I mean c'mon. Think about it. It states in canon they burn energy much more quickly than non-biotics. What does that equate to- a quick tumble, followed by several minutes of binge-eating? *arches eyebrow*

...Then again, you know they say that quality trumps quantity...


I can't believe I'm even discussing this. 
*facepalm*

But with a biotic, you can have normal sex AND freaky dark energy sex! Best of both worlds!

...Besides, Kaidan's a nice guy, I'm sure he'd be find ways to entertain an adventurous woman like myself while he's recharging his powers.

[drunken pyromaniac]

Jack, you know it would be wild!

[exterminator_]

LiquidGrape wrote...

Cartims wrote...

sex=good
sex + biotics = very, very good
sex + biotic hampster =

hahahahaha i love this thread lol

[exterminator_]

TheLostGenius wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

What's this I keep hearing about biotics and sex?

sex = good
sex + biotics = very, very good

Liara is the master of the gentle singularity. Two words: Mind blowing.

NAH i prefer the biotic PULL that Jack has mmmm

She will take off my pants in seconds :blink:

[Ashwraith]

Nightwriter wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

...I'm not going to tell you. >.>

Oh, come on!  We won't laugh, promise!

*crosses fingers behind back*

TELL US TELL US TELL US TELL US TELL US TELL US.

Is it EDI? Harbinger? The biotic god? Mordin's remaining head thingy?

Oh, god, I just took this to a whole new level of dirty.

This... this thread is doing things to my head...

Well, as fond as I am of EDI, I'd hate to steal Joker's girlfriend.
Also, I prefer men.
Harbinger's too... how shall I put this?... controlling for my tastes.
The Biotic God, alas, did not survive his encounter with an angry Asari.
And Mordin already told me he wasn't interested (*sniff*).

Hey, at least none of you said Udina. Or Harkin. I would have been forced to flee screaming from the thread. Possibly I would throw furniture at people to cover my exit.
*shudder*

...Oh, all right, all right.
I have a soft spot for the Illusive Man. No, it doesn't make any gorram sense to me either. Maybe I just have a thing for Magnificent Bastards. Or men in suits. Or both.

[The Uncanny]

exterminator wrote...

NAH i prefer the biotic PULL that Jack has mmmm

She will take off my pants in seconds :blink:

GO ON...

[Nostradamoose]

Someone actually said Udina.

[Ashwraith]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Someone actually said Udina.

AAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*hurls table at thread and runs*



NO.
DEAR GOD NO.

Modifié par Ashwraith, 15 avril 2010 - 07:30 .

[Nostradamoose]

Ashwraith wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Someone actually said Udina.

AAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*hurls table at thread and runs*



NO.
DEAR GOD NO.

It was a pleasure helping you lose all faith in humanity.