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If you could sleep with one character from Mass Effect 1 or 2 IRL, who would it be and why?


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jlb524 wrote...

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Or lack thereof...

I sure hope you mean... Image IPB

Well, you might have a thing for alien trannies..


Yes, lack of something (that begins with a 'p') and something instead that isn't that something (begins with a 'v'). 

That's what I meant.  

I don't have a thing for alien trannies.


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Cartims wrote...

Darling, I have the right lettersImage IPB


OK then!  Threesome it is!!!

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jlb524 wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Or lack thereof...

I sure hope you mean... Image IPB

Well, you might have a thing for alien trannies..


Yes, lack of something (that begins with a 'p') and something instead that isn't that something (begins with a 'v'). 

That's what I meant.  

I don't have a thing for alien trannies.

That's better explained, thank you.

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jlb524 wrote...

Cartims wrote...

Darling, I have the right lettersImage IPB


OK then!  Threesome it is!!!


I'm on top,   just for awhileImage IPB

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Cartims wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Cartims wrote...

Darling, I have the right lettersImage IPB


OK then!  Threesome it is!!!


I'm on top,   just for awhileImage IPB


I don't think so... I get the feeling that jlb is a definite topsie...

Modifié par The Uncanny, 15 avril 2010 - 08:34 .


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The Uncanny wrote...

Cartims wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Cartims wrote...

Darling, I have the right lettersImage IPB


OK then!  Threesome it is!!!


I'm on top,   just for awhileImage IPB


I don't think so... I get the feeling that jlb is a definite topsie...

Yoooou know it...

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I am a topsie! I don't mind switching for a bit, though.

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jlb524 wrote...

I am a topsie! I don't mind switching for a bit, though.



Let me guess... A topsie is someone that likes to be on top... Right?



(yea, english ain't my first language and let's just say they don't normally teach you that stuff)

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Nostradamoose wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

I am a topsie! I don't mind switching for a bit, though.



Let me guess... A topsie is someone that likes to be on top... Right?



I think it's more about control than actual positions.  Like Miranda...she's a top.  I wouldn't be very compatible with her as we'd end up in a fist-fight or something.

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jlb524 wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

I am a topsie! I don't mind switching for a bit, though.



Let me guess... A topsie is someone that likes to be on top... Right?



I think it's more about control than actual positions.  Like Miranda...she's a top.  I wouldn't be very compatible with her as we'd end up in a fist-fight or something.

Explains quite a lot. I'll go to bed tonight more .... hum.... Fluent in English...

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jlb524 wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

I am a topsie! I don't mind switching for a bit, though.



Let me guess... A topsie is someone that likes to be on top... Right?



I think it's more about control than actual positions.  Like Miranda...she's a top.  I wouldn't be very compatible with her as we'd end up in a fist-fight or something.


Top & Bottom (used in that sense at least) are essentially sexual dominance roles, yup. Miranda though isn't a Top in my book... she might like to think she is, but in my experience people like that are Bottoms as soon as the doors close. I can see her having an OTK / Daddy's Girl thing going on too.

Erm... I didn't say anything... ok? ;)

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No, no. Miranda is a definite topsie.



jlb, back me up.

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Nightwriter wrote...

No, no. Miranda is a definite topsie.

jlb, back me up.


She just needs the right person to take her in hand then... :devil:

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Liara is the master of the gentle singularity. Two words: Mind blowing.


NAH i prefer the biotic PULL that Jack has mmmm

She will take off my pants in seconds :blink::blink::blink:


Pffft...nothing beats a well-placed Singularity.  NOTHING!

Though, Jack's shockwave might be useful if she can tone it's power down a bit.


MATE i want to tell you something really funny
cause i keep hearing some ppl saying that they like LIARA ...

Imagine that you go in bed with Liara and ,,, and when the time comes ... from liara's "space"
go out ... something really big HAHAHAHAHAHA

Then i just imagine their impression after THAT !!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Cant because Asari have kids ith Asari, so they can carry kids, and well guys arent equiped to do that, so aside from being able mate with anything they are basically females.

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Miranda is a topsie, for sure. You saw the engine room scene. Shepard tries to control the pacing of the love making at the beginning (grabs her from behind, lifts her up, etc) and she just tosses him down on the ground and takes over.



Miranda wants to dominate everywhere, including the bedroom (or, Engineering room).

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Mondo47 wrote...

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No, no. Miranda is a definite topsie.

jlb, back me up.


She just needs the right person to take her in hand then... :devil:


That's exactly what I said about the Illusive Man!

These Cerberus types, they just need to be thrown down and taught what's what.

I've already done that with Miranda. Next...

Just workin' my way to the top, peoples. B) Just workin' my way to the top.

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Commander Shepard, because **** yeah.

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Ok now I feel kinda bad
But people who actually say that annoy me when they have no problem with kids seeing violence.

jlb524 wrote...

Miranda is a topsie, for sure. You saw
the engine room scene. Shepard tries to control the pacing of the love
making at the beginning (grabs her from behind, lifts her up, etc) and she just tosses him down on the ground and takes over.

Miranda wants to dominate everywhere, including the bedroom (or, Engineering room).

Or genetically modified boobs are heavy.

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jlb524 wrote...

Miranda is a topsie, for sure. You saw the engine room scene. Shepard tries to control the pacing of the love making at the beginning (grabs her from behind, lifts her up, etc) and she just tosses him down on the ground and takes over.

Miranda wants to dominate everywhere, including the bedroom (or, Engineering room).

Yep...

Also she's an exhibitionnist

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Nightwriter wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

No, no. Miranda is a definite topsie.

jlb, back me up.


She just needs the right person to take her in hand then... :devil:


That's exactly what I said about the Illusive Man!

These Cerberus types, they just need to be thrown down and taught what's what.

I've already done that with Miranda. Next...

Just workin' my way to the top, peoples. B) Just workin' my way to the top.


I think there's a topsie hierarchy.  The topsies at the top always want to top the lesser tops.  That's you.  Arrogant top topsie!!

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jlb524 wrote...

I think there's a topsie hierarchy.  The topsies at the top always want to top the lesser tops.  That's you.  Arrogant top topsie!!


I can't top that.

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If you're a real one you would top it whatever the heavy risks...





it's all about the priiize

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Nightwriter wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

No, no. Miranda is a definite topsie.

jlb, back me up.


She just needs the right person to take her in hand then... :devil:


That's exactly what I said about the Illusive Man!

These Cerberus types, they just need to be thrown down and taught what's what.

I've already done that with Miranda. Next...

Just workin' my way to the top, peoples. B) Just workin' my way to the top.


With the right person a Top can completely lose it... all you need is a couple of spreaders, a ball gag and an estim rig...

Aaaaand I'll stop talking like a naughty girl right there :D

Though perhaps, with the correct use of biotics...

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Well, I'd pay to see it at least ;)

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Mondo47 wrote...

Though perhaps, with the correct use of biotics...

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Well, I'd pay to see it at least ;)


Pffft...Miranda would top Jack any day.