If you could sleep with one character from Mass Effect 1 or 2 IRL, who would it be and why?
#76
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:13
Anywho, if I were friends with these characters and it led to it, Miranda, Kelly, ME1 Liara and Ashley.
That'd be the whole "friends that do stuff together" shindig.
If we're talking permanent relationships, Tali without a doubt.
Love her personality.
#77
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:13
LordMandalore wrote...
NICKjnp wrote...
Morinth... Death by Snoo Snoo.
WINNER!
FUTURAMA!!
#78
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:16
SuperMedbh wrote...
Cerrydd wrote...
Lucky Thirteen wrote...
The Biotic God
That volus is hot.
You want to hear how a volus breathes in bed, heh?
Like a great wind!
MASSIVE BIOTIC WIN
#79
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:17
For human, I would go with Miranda's sister. Same genetics just much younger and a whole lot less jaded.
#80
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:17
#81
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:18
Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me
#82
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:18
Landline wrote...
Tali, without a doubt, mostly because she does it for me, partially because I would finally get to see what she looks like.
I think that's part of the appeal of the Garrus one, too.
#83
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:18
#84
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:19
Well I assumed just sex...Mondo47 wrote...
None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...
Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me
(so yea, that's why I picked 3 of 'em...)
#85
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:20
Just for lust probably Miranda.
Long term, Tali has a really nice personality and seems like a really nice girl and all but I just don't know about anatomy and how all that would work out. Jack has a lot of potential and I know you can choose the Paragon path and get there in the end but she seems a little unhinged, but I love her eyes and face, pretty good physical package all over too. I would have probably picked Ashley as the overall winner because of her looks and personality but she turned out to be a really shallow cow so I'm not interested any longer. I don't really know enough about Kasumi to form a solid opinion but she's cute and seems like a good enough sort.
So I guess ultimately, as odd as it sounds, I'd gravitate to either Liara or Samara as they seem the most stable and likely to be there for the long haul.
#86
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:21
Nostradamoose wrote...
Well I assumed just sex...Mondo47 wrote...
None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...
Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me
(so yea, that's why I picked 3 of 'em...)
the priiiiiiiiiiiize
#87
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:21
Noble 1 wrote...
Grunt
Well one thing is probably for certain. The Krogan probably are more well endowed than the rest of the species. They have quads. Sounds terrifying if you ask me, but hey the ladies might go for it, and some dudes too.
#88
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:23
#89
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:23
#90
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:23
If it were about love, not just lust, I would go for Tali.
#91
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:25
That's what I thought actually... REALLL PRIIIIZEkglaser wrote...
Nostradamoose wrote...
Well I assumed just sex...Mondo47 wrote...
None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...
Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me
(so yea, that's why I picked 3 of 'em...)
the priiiiiiiiiiiize
TheLostGenius wrote...
Noble 1 wrote...
Grunt
Well one thing is probably for certain. The Krogan probably are more well endowed than the rest of the species. They have quads. Sounds terrifying if you ask me, but hey the ladies might go for it, and some dudes too.
You know you can die if it's really too big, like Horse-big, just saying...
Heavy risks...
#92
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:28
Nostradamoose wrote...
Miranda/Kasumi/Kelly (w/o scale itch) foursome?
Now.... We are talking business
replace Kasumi with Jack and i would concour.
#93
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:30
Sbri wrote...
crimsonrhodelia wrote...
Kaidan, because he's a sweet, smart, hot guy and I bet that having sex with a biotic would be the best sex ever. THE BEST SEX EVER.
QFT. And he is the ONE squadmate who makes a point of saying he wants to make sure Shepard is ok. Between that and the biotics.......
"Anything you need, Commander?"
"We'll talk later, Kaidan.
"I'd like that."
Ohhh, you have no idea how much you'll like that. Rrowr.
#94
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:34
(wow my mind is in the gutter today LOL)
#95
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:34
...never mind.
#96
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:34
TheLostGenius wrote...
I'd go for Miranda personally. She would be fun and their wouldn't have to be any concern of attachment. Also her body is awesome and her accent is sexy. :happy:
Id choose a REAL girl in the REAL world
Course thats just me, im not 12 yearsa old and never been kissed
#97
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:34
The paradox in this statement is that any thread involving sex will be dominated by Tali fans; yet the topic was not specifically about Tali, she is simply one character among an ensemble. And to classify an entire fandom under one dirty stereotype shows how open-minded the comment actually is.NICKjnp wrote...
Why did you do this? Now we are going to have a creepy Tali thread started.
But my choice-- Aria. I bet bet due to her experience she would now how to please someone.
#98
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:34
Oh come on, Kasumi is athletic and flexible...insochris wrote...
Nostradamoose wrote...
Miranda/Kasumi/Kelly (w/o scale itch) foursome?
Now.... We are talking business
replace Kasumi with Jack and i would concour.
+ Jack wouldn't do it with Miranda...
#99
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:35
He's not afraid to show weakness, and is aware of how dangerous he is as a biotic.... and I respect that when a man is honest about his feelings
#100
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 02:35
Kalfear wrote...
TheLostGenius wrote...
I'd go for Miranda personally. She would be fun and their wouldn't have to be any concern of attachment. Also her body is awesome and her accent is sexy. :happy:
Id choose a REAL girl in the REAL world
Course thats just me, im not 12 yearsa old and never been kissed
Yo, read the thread title, it's not about RL...





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