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If you could sleep with one character from Mass Effect 1 or 2 IRL, who would it be and why?


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Odd topic. I'd have to get to know them first! lol



Anywho, if I were friends with these characters and it led to it, Miranda, Kelly, ME1 Liara and Ashley.



That'd be the whole "friends that do stuff together" shindig.



If we're talking permanent relationships, Tali without a doubt.



Love her personality.

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TheLostGenius

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LordMandalore wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

Morinth... Death by Snoo Snoo.


WINNER!


FUTURAMA!!

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SuperMedbh wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Lucky Thirteen wrote...

The Biotic God

That volus is hot.


You want to hear how a volus breathes in bed, heh? :D


Like a great wind!


MASSIVE BIOTIC WIN :lol:

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I have always like tali. How about tali and that female quarian in the bar on illium, the one talking to the turian?



For human, I would go with Miranda's sister. Same genetics just much younger and a whole lot less jaded.

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Tali, without a doubt, mostly because she does it for me, partially because I would finally get to see what she looks like.

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None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...

Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me ;)

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Landline wrote...

Tali, without a doubt, mostly because she does it for me, partially because I would finally get to see what she looks like.


I think that's part of the appeal of the Garrus one, too.

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Nostradamoose

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Mondo47 wrote...

None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...

Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me ;)

Well I assumed just sex...


(so yea, that's why I picked 3 of 'em...)Image IPB

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Hmmm,



Just for lust probably Miranda.



Long term, Tali has a really nice personality and seems like a really nice girl and all but I just don't know about anatomy and how all that would work out. Jack has a lot of potential and I know you can choose the Paragon path and get there in the end but she seems a little unhinged, but I love her eyes and face, pretty good physical package all over too. I would have probably picked Ashley as the overall winner because of her looks and personality but she turned out to be a really shallow cow so I'm not interested any longer. I don't really know enough about Kasumi to form a solid opinion but she's cute and seems like a good enough sort.



So I guess ultimately, as odd as it sounds, I'd gravitate to either Liara or Samara as they seem the most stable and likely to be there for the long haul.

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Nostradamoose wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...

Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me ;)

Well I assumed just sex...


(so yea, that's why I picked 3 of 'em...)Image IPB


the priiiiiiiiiiiize

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Noble 1 wrote...

Grunt


Well one thing is probably for certain. The Krogan probably are more well endowed than the rest of the species. They have quads. Sounds terrifying if you ask me, but hey the ladies might go for it, and some dudes too.

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kglaser

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I'm a little scared of the krogan option. Hmm, maybe should read some fanfic....

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Tali... Partly cause I've taken a liking to her but mostly because the other LI are either bland, racist, violent or just flat out mean.

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I see this thread as just sex....so Miranda or Jack. Both have great, if different, figures.

If it were about love, not just lust, I would go for Tali.

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kglaser wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

None of the male characters do it for me... if it was just sex, ok, I'd hit it and quit it with Jacob, but other than that...

Ok, that leaves me with tossing a coin. Either Tali (because being the big bad predatory lesbian with her would be hysterically funny) or Jack (because at least it would be good)... probably Tali. Corrupting the innocent always wins a few bonus points with me ;)

Well I assumed just sex...


(so yea, that's why I picked 3 of 'em...)Image IPB


the priiiiiiiiiiiize

That's what I thought actually... REALLL PRIIIIZE


TheLostGenius wrote...

Noble 1 wrote...

Grunt


Well one thing is probably for certain. The Krogan probably are more well endowed than the rest of the species. They have quads. Sounds terrifying if you ask me, but hey the ladies might go for it, and some dudes too.



You know you can die if it's really too big, like Horse-big, just saying...


Heavy risks...

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Nostradamoose wrote...

Miranda/Kasumi/Kelly (w/o scale itch) foursome?


Now.... We are talking business


replace Kasumi with Jack and i would concour.

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Sbri wrote...

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Kaidan, because he's a sweet, smart, hot guy and I bet that having sex with a biotic would be the best sex ever. THE BEST SEX EVER.


QFT. And he is the ONE squadmate who makes a point of saying he wants to make sure Shepard is ok. Between that and the biotics.......:wub:


"Anything you need, Commander?"
"We'll talk later, Kaidan.
"I'd like that."

Ohhh, you have no idea how much you'll like that. Rrowr.

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kglaser

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Besides, with Kaidan you have the advantage of knowing already how human sex works.

(wow my mind is in the gutter today LOL)

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The reason I don't pick Miranda is because my face would completely disappear if we did 69.

...never mind.

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TheLostGenius wrote...

 I'd go for Miranda personally. She would be fun and their wouldn't have to be any concern of attachment. Also her body is awesome and her accent is sexy. :happy:


Id choose a REAL girl in the REAL world

Course thats just me, im not  12 yearsa old and never been kissed

#97
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NICKjnp wrote...

Why did you do this?  Now we are going to have a creepy Tali thread started.

The paradox in this statement is that any thread involving sex will be dominated by Tali fans; yet the topic was not specifically about Tali, she is simply one character among an ensemble. And to classify an entire fandom under one dirty stereotype shows how open-minded the comment actually is.

But my choice-- Aria. I bet bet due to her experience she would now how to please someone.

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insochris wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Miranda/Kasumi/Kelly (w/o scale itch) foursome?


Now.... We are talking business


replace Kasumi with Jack and i would concour.

Oh come on, Kasumi is athletic and flexible...

+ Jack wouldn't do it with Miranda...

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Kaidan cuz I'm one of those girls that prefers the soft and gentle type opposed to the raaaawr macho type.....



He's not afraid to show weakness, and is aware of how dangerous he is as a biotic.... and I respect that when a man is honest about his feelings

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Kalfear wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

 I'd go for Miranda personally. She would be fun and their wouldn't have to be any concern of attachment. Also her body is awesome and her accent is sexy. :happy:


Id choose a REAL girl in the REAL world

Course thats just me, im not  12 yearsa old and never been kissed


Yo, read the thread title, it's not about RL...