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[Skilled Seeker]

bthillman wrote...

Ghostwing85 wrote...

One hell of a sugar daddy indeed, but would totally

Hit

IT

Agreed.  I'd feel bad for femShep afterwards (all the bruising and... well other things I won't mention), but I would definately give it a try.  We're tired of the ultra sensitive LIs for femShep!  Give us a warlord!

It should have been Zaeed.

[Nightwriter]

Astranagant wrote...

Krogans are overrated. But if you believe the in-game hype, you'd have to assume that a krogan would probably kill a human in sexual intercourse.

If anyone wants to see what the sex talk between femShep and Wrex looked like when they discussed this, just picture Sten and Morrigan's talks about having sex together, and Sten's explanations.

Now replace Wrex with Sten and Morrigan with Shepard and you'll know how it went down.

[Kikaimegami]

Maybe not a romance option, but I could totally see Wrex and FemShep getting ....close. I was sorely disappointed when you first meet Wrex in ME2 that he didn't outright hug you. I mean, it totally looked like he was going to. You know there's something going on there.

[jlb524]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Maybe not a romance option, but I could totally see Wrex and FemShep getting ....close. I was sorely disappointed when you first meet Wrex in ME2 that he didn't outright hug you. I mean, it totally looked like he was going to. You know there's something going on there.

Oh dear, I hope not.  Garrus was bad enough.

[Nostradamoose]

I still say that a Krogan Romance should end like a Morinth romance.





You Dying... But not because of a brain hemmoragea (scroo howe is speled in engrish)

[bthillman]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

bthillman wrote...

Ghostwing85 wrote...

One hell of a sugar daddy indeed, but would totally

Hit

IT

Agreed.  I'd feel bad for femShep afterwards (all the bruising and... well other things I won't mention), but I would definately give it a try.  We're tired of the ultra sensitive LIs for femShep!  Give us a warlord!

It should have been Zaeed.

That would be good, too. At least there wouldn't be any kind of confusion with what goes where, or allergic reactions, chaffing, hallcinations, the priiize, etc.  Ah, if only.

[Nostradamoose]

Why is it that whenever I think of a sexual intercourse between a krogan and a human, the only thing I can think of is an Alien Chest Buster..

[bthillman]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Why is it that whenever I think of a sexual intercourse between a krogan and a human, the only thing I can think of is an Alien Chest Buster..

Actually, I think that was a different romance...



(Originally posted by Jhengo in the "Tali's Face" Joke Thread.)

[Nostradamoose]

bthillman wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Why is it that whenever I think of a sexual intercourse between a krogan and a human, the only thing I can think of is an Alien Chest Buster..

Actually, I think that was a different romance...



(Originally posted by Jhengo in the "Tali's Face" Joke Thread.)

No... That' a face hugger...

chest busters are the ones that come out of the chest...

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[Nostradamoose]

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[bthillman]

Nostradamoose wrote...

bthillman wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Why is it that whenever I think of a sexual intercourse between a krogan and a human, the only thing I can think of is an Alien Chest Buster..

Actually, I think that was a different romance...

No... That' a face hugger...

chest busters are the ones that come out of the chest...

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Ah, I thought that's how the chest busters got in there.  I always have to look away for the chest buster scenes, they creep me out.

[dvde]

Collider wrote...

Night, it reminds me of the people who thought that Samara was Liara's "father," pre-release.

lol the bartender is

[Spartan6606]

Ghostwing85 wrote...


...everything gets broken!

Okay, but seriously. I know there is a chance I am setting myself up for a beating on this one, but let's have it. =P

Personally, I'd like to see a krogan romance option for ME3, or some DLC that unlocks Grunt or Wrex (even though Wrex won't be leaving Tuchanka).  It can't be entirely impossible to romance a krogan. There is a krogan on Ilium who is trying to court an asari and the bartender on Ilium had a krogan father. Now, I know the asari reproduce by taking your mind splooge, but they can still engage in physical, sexual activity. 

Look here, taken from the wiki.
Matriach Aethyta is the asari bartender in the Eternity lounge on Illium. Her father was a krogan who fought in the Rachni Wars and Krogan Rebellions, while her mother was an asari commando that also fought in the rebellions. Her mother kept her commando leathers for "special nights" with her father, and her father always showed off his war scars and talked about how he stomped a Rachni Queen to death on some poisonous world.

According to that, it should be possible. I mean, asari women basically have the same anatomy human women do, they're just blue. Of course.... there is the option the asari look nothing like how we see them due to the fact they are mind controlling us to find them attractive... but, eh. *shrug* If they can take it, so can humans.

Aside from the fact the romantic dialogue alone would absolutely hilarious, there could be potential for a story there. I would personally prefer Wrex concidering the history he and Shepard have, but Grunt is fine too. Yes, I know Grunt isn't really all that old, but he does become an adult after that rite - he was tank bred to about full maturity, even if it was accelerated, so no it wouldn't be uh.. robbing the tank.

I don't know. I found a lot of potential for Wrex/FemShep and there's some for Grunt/FemShep. A new, interesting krogan character for ME3 would be fine too, I suppose, but would lack the personal history that could support such a relationship.

Hmm.. did I even post in the right forum? Eeeeh, don't care.

It is possible that they aren't even physically compatible all the asari physical stuff is for the non asari they are all about mental bonding.

[jedielfsorcerer]

The only way that a Krogan and a Human would have a child, is the "tank". by "manually" "Mixing" krogan sperm and human egg . . .. . .into a tank . . . . .. ...

or the human female carry it till she can't, then put it in a tank . . .