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[OutlawKnightZero]

Granted, but Shepard developes split personality syndrome and acts like a pansey for paragon choices.



I wish for great, inexpensive DLC for M3.

[The Uncanny]

@ LG: Granted - she becomes a stripper and you can see her shaking her ass every time you visit Afterlife!

@ OutlawKnightZero: Granted - you get lots of indentikit heavy weapons and a vehicle to play with which nobody likes.

I want more clothing options!

Modifié par The Uncanny, 16 avril 2010 - 11:43 .

[LiquidGrape]

The Uncanny wrote...

Granted - she becomes a stripper and you can see her shaking her ass every time you visit Afterlife!

I want more clothing options!

Granted; though they will ALL be designed by Paris Hilton.


Be afraid...

I want better character interaction in ME3!

[The Uncanny]

LiquidGrape wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

I want more clothing options!

Granted; though they will ALL be designed by Paris Hilton.


Be afraid...

I want better character interaction in ME3!

Okay... now that is just cruel.

Granted - you get three hour coffee mornings on the Normandy where everyone can chat about Joker's latest social gaffs. Oh my!

I want to be able to throw squad members I don't like out of the air lock!

[gen_silver]

LiquidGrape wrote...

Granted; only she'll basically turn into Bill O'Reilly.

I want Liara to have a more substantial role in ME3.
(Awaiting brain substance-gag in 3...2...1...)

Granted : She's actually a Ardat-Yakshi and you have to hunt her down during most of the game. The Paragon choice is to shoot her "Old Yeller" style and the Renegade choice is DEATH BY SEX.

The Uncanny wrote...
I want to be able to throw squad members I
don't like out of the air lock!

Granted : Turns out they can breathe in space (atfer being trained by Batman) and they come back for revenge.

I wish for a Volus squad member !

Modifié par gen_silver, 16 avril 2010 - 11:57 .

[kaimanaMM]

I want better character interaction in ME3

Granted.  Every dialogue wheel now comes with 16 choices including ,"Braid Hair" "Have Tea" "Discuss Galactic Political Issues" or "Do you want to see what's in my pants".

I want to be able to throw squad members I don't like out of the air lock!

Granted, but while trying to stuff Jacob out the airlock he gets the drop on you with 'but the priiize' and you end up throwing yourself out the airlock to stop the madness.  ME3 starts with Shepard oh wait -

I want more music for Shepard's cabin!

Modifié par kaimanaMM, 16 avril 2010 - 11:57 .

[LiquidGrape]

Granted, though it will mostly consist of Nickelback and My Chemical Romance.

So, yeah. Tough luck.



I want to be able to have a space Cat in ME3!

[Nuclear]

Granted but it chokes on a space furball and dies.



I want cool dance moves for Shepard!

[LiquidGrape]

Granted; Michael Jackson's crotch-grab.



I want more inescapable conflicts wherein squadmates must die in ME3.

[kaimanaMM]

LiquidGrape wrote...

Granted, though it will mostly consist of Nickelback and My Chemical Romance.
So, yeah. Tough luck.

I want to be able to have a space Cat in ME3!

Granted, but it gets eaten by the new Vorcha crew members who end up replacing your old squad.

I want more sneaky-type missions.

[Nuclear]

Granted but you have to sneak around in a box Solid Snake style while listening to 'The Invisible Man' non stop.



I want a room on the ship full of pyjacks.

[The Uncanny]

@LG: Granted - Unfortunately you're backed into one where you have to kill THEM ALL!

@-ßeta-: Granted - They take over the ship and crash it into the Citadel killing tens of thousands of people!

I want the asari strippers to actually take their clothes off!

[LiquidGrape]

Granted; only it'll cost you 25$ as a DLC.



I want Jack to wear something by Vivienne Westwood in ME3!

[Tirigon]

Granted, but she starts to specialise in Jack-style tattoos and trousers just before Jack goes shopping.



I want asari as playable race for Shepard.

Modifié par Tirigon, 16 avril 2010 - 12:30 .

[The Uncanny]

LiquidGrape wrote...

I want Jack to wear something by Vivienne Westwood in ME3!

So do I!



Oh wait... that isn't the game. Darn.

Umm... granted - but it proves so impractical on the battlefield that she falls over and gets herself killed.

@ Tirigon: granted - and everyone wants every other alien race to be playable as well, leading to there being no time for any actual gameplay.

I want Miranda to wear something more revealing!

Modifié par The Uncanny, 16 avril 2010 - 12:35 .

[LiquidGrape]

Granted; only it will be Kelly's stripper outfit.



I want Kelly to learn how to say "No!"

[LiquidGrape]

Granted; and Robert Smith would make his final days a melancholy paradise.



I want the nudity back in the love scenes!

[Nuclear]

Granted but all you can see is the back of their heads.



I wish that Jacob never had the power of speech.

[The Uncanny]

Granted - but now, instead of only having to deal with scale itch, Mordin now has rabies to worry about.

I want Joker to get cybernetic legs!

[Arua Shepard]

Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Granted now he communicates by dancing.

I wish Jacob was replaced by Brian from Family Guy

@ELi-da-Mage: Granted, but Shepard decides to use Brian as a spacedog (I OWN YOU DOG!!) instead of squadmate

@Uncanny: Granted, know Joker can walk around easily while EDI was getting Jealous. She eventually lures Joker in the Airlock and throws him out... 

I wish Jacob could be replaced by a Maori warrior like Cliff Curtis or Temuera Morrison (played Jango Fett in Star Wars episode II and III)...

Modifié par Arua Shepard, 16 avril 2010 - 01:01 .

[LiquidGrape]

The Uncanny wrote...

Granted - but now, instead of only having to deal with scale itch, Mordin now has rabies to worry about.

I want Joker to get cybernetic legs!

Granted, only he'll end up like Wallace in "The Wrong Trousers".

@Arua Shepard

Granted, only he'd bring George Lucas with him as his script writer.
We'd learn that "the priiiize" is actually the result of an obscure blood-disease certain people are born with.

I want to be able to get a haircut during the course of ME3!

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 16 avril 2010 - 01:05 .

[Nuclear]

Granted but you get a blind Krogan warlord to do it.



I want to go see Hamlet - The Elcor Version.

[Chaoswind]

-ßeta- wrote...

Granted but you get a blind Krogan warlord to do it.

I want to go see Hamlet - The Elcor Version.

Granted, but the ticked cost 6 million credits


I want Mankind to rule the universe and destroy the reapers, and quarians and Geth to be our client/slave races.