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[The Uncanny]

Granted - well that's sorted then! No need for a third game!

I want to be able to run around in a lurid superhero costume!

[LiquidGrape]

Granted; only it'll be the one worn by Power Girl.



I want to be able to get myself a new scar, like the ones you had in ME1!

[The Uncanny]

LiquidGrape wrote...

Granted; only it'll be the one worn by Power Girl.

I want to be able to get myself a new scar, like the ones you had in ME1!

Woah! Wait a minute I thought we were supposed to twist wishes so they turned out bad? That is the one I WANT to wear!



Uhh... granted - unfortunately the attacking varren also bites off your arms.

I want Udina to SHUT UP!

[Urik187]

granted but its so horrendously ugly that you unable to perform any love interest side quests



i wish ME3 has mako/hammerhead drag races on various planets

[Chaoswind]

Granted, is going to be like Fable, and every time your shields drop a new scar will form, until you are nothing but scars and eyes...

Granted, But Undina doesn't shut up, you go deaf

Urik187 wrote...

granted but its so horrendously ugly that
you unable to perform any love interest side quests

i wish ME3
has mako/hammerhead drag races on various planets

Granted, but the controls suck and you can't beat the game AI EVER.

I want Space battles in ME3 (yeah we move the ship around in space and SHOT)

Modifié par Chaoswind, 16 avril 2010 - 01:40 .

[kaimanaMM]

Granted, but due to 'new and improved, enhanced gameplay mechanics' space battles are Asteroid-style mini games.



I want to see a female Turian!

[kaimanaMM]

Cartims wrote...

Granted, but they have 4 ****** and a penis.

I want to have more than ONE romance encounter, not wait until the final mission.

Granted, but it's with a female turian.

I want to see the oceans of Kahje.

[Chaoswind]

Granted, as a picture poster.



I wish to allow polygamy in my ship...

[sonsonthebia07]

Granted, but the only willing partners are female Turians.



I want to be able to leap 89 degree mountains in a single Hammerhead bound.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but you can't come down.



I want to be able to put the top down on the Normandy SR3.

[sonsonthebia07]

Granted, but the Normandy SR3 is actually Conrad Verner's imitation ship that lacks any of the special features of the Normandy SR2, and you spend the rest of the game with only him on your squad.



I want to be able to speak with hanar again.

[Chaoswind]

Granted, But it will be a religious sermon of 20 hours (unskippable)



I wish to land on planet earth

[The Uncanny]

Granted - but Jacob shows up in their place... demanding the priiiiize...

I want to get to the Eternity before Aethyta has a chance to clean the bar!

[LiquidGrape]

Granted; but it will be from an STD.

I want to find Kasumi someone other than Jacob to drool over!

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 16 avril 2010 - 05:20 .

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but it falls off when the Normandy launches.



I want to see Jack with long hair.

[smecky-kitteh]

granted but the bath water will be really really hot!!!



i want the sun to go away from florida

[Tirigon]

Granted, but it´s a totally ugly little merc in Omega whom you shoot in a certain mission. So she kills you out of revenge.

Edit: Damned, ninjad.


Granted, but instead there will be eternal winter with temperatures of less than -20 grade celsius all year.


I wish I could meet a female turian who is as hot and horny as an asari.

Modifié par Tirigon, 16 avril 2010 - 05:46 .

[sonsonthebia07]

Granted, but she is a biter, and she bites your throat out on accident when she kisses you. (Turians have sharp teeth :])



I want Tali to hurry up and fix the damn engine already.

[kaimanaMM]

sonsonthebia07 wrote...

Granted, but she is a biter, and she bites your throat out on accident when she kisses you. (Turians have sharp teeth :])

I want Tali to hurry up and fix the damn engine already.

Granted, but it turns out that Garrus needed just one minute more calibrating to help compensate for the new, more powerful Normandy engine and the ship breaks down on the side of the road leaving the crew stranded.  Jacob figures everyone's doomed anyway and ends up running around bare chested screaming something about some priiize and trying to convince anyone he can to sneak into the Captain's quarters with him.  Grunt takes him up on the offer.  Hilarity ensues and a new extranet sitcom is born.

I wish Zaaed would let Shepard borrow Jesse.

[Arua Shepard]

kaimanaMM wrote...

sonsonthebia07 wrote...

Granted, but she is a biter, and she bites your throat out on accident when she kisses you. (Turians have sharp teeth :])

I want Tali to hurry up and fix the damn engine already.

Granted, but it turns out that Garrus needed just one minute more calibrating to help compensate for the new, more powerful Normandy engine and the ship breaks down on the side of the road leaving the crew stranded.  Jacob figures everyone's doomed anyway and ends up running around bare chested screaming something about some priiize and trying to convince anyone he can to sneak into the Captain's quarters with him.  Grunt takes him up on the offer.  Hilarity ensues and a new extranet sitcom is born.

I wish Zaaed would let Shepard borrow Jesse.

Granted - but Jesse turns on you by mailfunctioning and blowing up...

I wish another possible squadmate would be in DLC, given that you can trade in him with Zaeed (duo the max of slots..)

Modifié par Arua Shepard, 18 avril 2010 - 10:48 .

[Chaoswind]

Granted, and is Conrad





I wish to see the Hanar specter movie as a DLC