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DrathanGervaise wrote...

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I know, my mother only fed me organic foods and I am an exceptional example of the human species.

I stopped reading here.
I have never said the blame lies with the children. Stop arguing that I have.


Ok then, where does the responsibility go then?  


It lies with the parents. A child doesn't know any better than what he or she can learn from his or her elders.


We can't depend on the parents to educate their children about proper nutitrion when their parents are morons.  I'm a small government kind of guy but in this case I think government intervention is necessary.  The schools need to play an active role in educating our children about proper nutrition.

Also, I have fought trained assassin's before.  When I was studying abroad in St.Petersburg Russia I visited a strip club which I later found out was owned by the mafia.  The club swindled my friend out of his wallet so I left without paying.  Later that evening I was in a dark alley in Petropovlovskaya.  I heard footsteps so I quickly retreated to the shadows(I am not an assassin myself but I have trained in ninjutsu for stealth). 
Crouched over I overheard a couple of assassin's talking.

I grabbed a can on the ground and threw it at the wall adjacent to me.

"Ya doomoo shto ya sleeshal shtoneyboots!  Boot ostaroshen!"(I think I heard something.  Be careful!).

They had already drawn their weapons which was a mistake for them since it allowed me to plan my attack.  One of the thugs had a pistol and the other a pair of nunchucks. 

I climbed up onto a lower scaffold and continued listening.

"On novernaya uja ohadeet otsuda.  Davaietse vernutsa damoi!"(he probably already left here.  Lets go home.)

It was then that I jumped down drawing my sword and then knocked out the pistol wielder with the handle of my blade.  
The guy with the nunchucks started swining at me but I caught his chain in my blade and disarmed him.  He was at my mercy.

I told him..

"Scachetsye tavoy boss shto oh sledushee yesli oh poprovoo krashoo ez moyevo brato yeshoo ras!"(Tell your boss that he's next if he tries stealing from my brother again")

He responded.

"Slavy boga!"(thank God!)

I concluded

"Begai e mogetbeet Ya ne bodo obit tebya!"(Run and maybe I won't kill you)

He wet his pants and ran.  I never had any trouble with Russian assassin's since but I always stay vigil as I know they're plotting against me.

I sheathed my blade and vanished into the shadows.

Modifié par Busomjack, 15 avril 2010 - 05:54 .


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OnlyShallow89 wrote...

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Ok then, where does the responsibility go then? 

I'm sick of repeating myself, but I'll do it this last time.
The parents, the government and the education system.


Why were you arguing with me then?  That is the point I made in my post.

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So I guess you're right up there with the Official Story of Stanley Woo right?

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 15 avril 2010 - 05:48 .


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DrathanGervaise wrote...

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I saw this a while back. It just reminds me of that new KFC Sandwich that's a heart attack between sheets of paper.

There's a whole video about the most ridiculous foods ever condoned by society here.  The Windows 7 burger looked good.


Wow. Well. I'd be lying if I said I didn't love my Royal Red Robin Burger with the egg on top. Watching that did turn my stomach a bit though.


Simple solution: Exercise.


NO WAYYYYY!!!!!

Really?

Why have I never thought of that...

Oh and I like Whack a Troll.


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So you walk around with a sword all the time and have to watch out for Russians carrying misspelled weapons.



Just.....stop typing.

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Busomjack wrote...

We can't depend on the parents to educate their children about proper nutitrion when their parents are morons.  I'm a small government kind of guy but in this case I think government intervention is necessary.  The schools need to play an active role in educating our children about proper nutrition.


First Point:

TL;DR

Second Point:

If you think it's a good idea get off the forum and run for president.

Third Point:

Government intervention got us into this mess.

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Sloth Of Doom wrote...

So you walk around with a sword all the time and have to watch out for Russians carrying misspelled weapons.

Just.....stop typing.


Uhhh, no.  Obviously I do not carry my sword with me wherever I go.  When travelling I smuggle it through the black market.

My skill is with the sword, not literacy.  Keep in mind that some of the greatest sword masters of all time including Miyamoto Musashi was illiterate.  I hardly think a few typos levies judgement against my mastery of the blade.

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You smuggle it through....





...you know what? Yeah. You are awesome and we all believe you, three cheers for BusomJack!

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Busomjack wrote...

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

So you walk around with a sword all the time and have to watch out for Russians carrying misspelled weapons.

Just.....stop typing.


Uhhh, no.  Obviously I do not carry my sword with me wherever I go.  When travelling I smuggle it through the black market.

My skill is with the sword, not literacy.  Keep in mind that some of the greatest sword masters of all time including Miyamoto Musashi was illiterate.  I hardly think a few typos levies judgement against my mastery of the blade.


No, but it levies judgement to the fact that you are constantly talking out of your ass.

Seriously, no one cares.

It's a forum devoted to video games for god's sake.

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I speak for nearly the whole community when I say:



BusomJack; you are a pillock.

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See, BusomBeet, you were making a good point until you started on your "I can deflect bullets with my sword" crap.



*sigh*

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I speak for nearly the whole community when I say:

BusomJack; you are a pillock.


You speak for me at least.

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You know what. I think you've all worn out your welcome here. I'm going to go eat a nutritious lunch and continue perfecting my body and spirit through training and meditation.



I'll be back later to see if any of you have the insight to find the wisdom in my words.

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I'll be back later to see if any of you have the insight to find the wisdom in my words.


I'm making a poll.

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~Steps into thread and reads the latest posts~ . . . ~Steps back out of thread, never to return~

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Your argument is invalid... heavy risk.

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Seagloom wrote...

~Steps into thread and reads the latest posts~ . . . ~Steps back out of thread, never to return~


*Hitches a ride on Seagloom's back*

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Yes, it is WE who are unwelcome. Obviously. Try not to trip over any unicorns on you way to lunch, their horns are almost as mighty as your magical sword.



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DrathanGervaise wrote...

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I'll be back later to see if any of you have the insight to find the wisdom in my words.


I'm making a poll.


Will it have waffles?

Edit: That is a badass unicorn. I bet it could fix the problems in the city of West Virgina...

Modifié par addiction21, 15 avril 2010 - 06:01 .


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Yeah. I'm checking out too. The sword thing blew my mind. ~Fazes out~

And Sloth of Doom. That is the most awesome unicorn ever.

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 15 avril 2010 - 06:02 .


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As usual...Busomjack's threads start out as garbage and become industrial waste by the end of them.

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ImperialOperative wrote...

Your argument is invalid... heavy risk.


No, that's actually a pretty safe bet.

But the priiiiizzzee...

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another prime example of government funded schools dumbing up American children,what a shame!

Modifié par Dark Lilith, 15 avril 2010 - 06:09 .