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[- Archangel -]

I can't seem to get Leliana to "romance" me. I "romanced" Morrigan...then for s/g (and the achievement) I "romanced" Zevran without even "breaking up" with Morrigan. I tried to romance Leliana and she won't. I even tried it after "breaking up" with Morrigan. Is it one male/female "romance" per playthrough?

[Ischkwezrn]

Oghren should be a romanceable character in the game.. :3

[EricHVela]

Yeah. Allistair's convo is a bit... odd for a str8 dude. Sure. He had a different youth than most guys, but still.

One particular conversation about lampposts is confusing because he stops talking about lampposts without any cue that he's finally jumped to the topic at hand (I guess because he's still being shy about saying the words). You'd swear he was making some innuendo about his preferences and lampposts when he's no longer talking about them at all.

Poor guy. He definitely needed to get out more... or just get out of that closet. Still not convinced which...

[artmonster1967]

you know......

when Wynne offered to wash my dog....

I had wonderful thoughts of warm. wet fur....bubbles in his hair...the canine muscles, bulging

the moist drool around his muzzle.....

I knew...I just knew.

had a pouch of Mabari Crunch, to entice him into my tent.

* sigh

puppy lovin'

he was the dog for me.

Modifié par artmonster1967, 10 novembre 2009 - 02:26 .

[EricHVela]

Not to mention that he also uses the "B-word' referring to another party member, but he says it with such a flair that is sounds like he's saying "bech", which is how those old Valley Girls, stuck up prom queens, drag queens and Goth girls would say it on TV. No?

[Blessed Silence]

It's funny. I think there was only one spoken like Alistair said with "lady" in it ... all the rest would have perfectly worked if the PC was male.



Hrmmm

[Sparklehorse69]

Aww I'm so upset. I've been doing my best to woo Allistair since the beginning in the hopes that I could get in his drawers. After reading this thread I found out it's not possible. I'm still going to keep trying though. He's a dreamboat.

[EricHVela]

I showed some of the dialog in question regarding Allistair to a friend. His response was something like: "You're sure he's not the gay guy?" I said, "No. Apparently, it's going to be Legolas." He said, "Figures."

[Trustey]

I love the game but I could have done without the geek masturbation fantasies, straight, gay, or inter-species. Unless it gives XP or exclusive loot!

[EricHVela]

The loot is a mate at your domicile that constantly complains about you gallivanting all over the Maker's creation while they're stuck at home with the kids (if they proc'ed). It's quite an eXPerience. Would that work?

[allothernamesweretaken]

Stronghold II wrote...

 Manly Shirtless YELL!!!!!

Do it again, pl0x

[mrfett]

artmonster1967 wrote...

had a pouch of Mabari Crunch, to entice him into my tent.

* sigh

puppy lovin'

he was the dog for me.

dude start your own bestiality thread we're trying to keep this a family-friendly hot man on man topic... sheesh...

[milo4k]

This game is practically homoerotic anytime any male character goes shirtless, whether they are recovering from wounds, imprisoned, vising brothel with male companions, or recently tortured. Even the 70 years old NPCs have an 8-pack and huge pecs : P



I was hoping for more action with Alistair though, especially when the main character and him were both stripped naked when they were captured. Too bad I had to settle for Zevran : (

[Durallan]

that conversation with alistair and lamposts was just frikkin hilarious, I haven't laughed so much at a game in quite some time.

[Wolfva2]

Stronghold II wrote...

Just for clarification, I am not a gay homosexual...........but if I were............  

Does that mean you're a morose homosexual? 
<ducking>

Btw, wait till you get to Denerim and get to play in the brothel.  Dunno if it effects how your party views you, but I know I'll never look a nug in the eyes again....

Nosuchluck wrote...

Some of the most fighting focused cultures are actually the most homosexual. I mean think about the Spartans and such.

Ah, the ancient Greeks.  Ya know, I heard that a Greek warrior never left his friends behind.....

[Vinditater]

Would I get an achievement unlock for homoerotic tomfoolery with Alistair? Cause that'd be like icing on the small of the back, I mean cake.

[Metalideth]

Vinditater wrote...

Would I get an achievement unlock for homoerotic tomfoolery with Alistair? Cause that'd be like icing on the small of the back, I mean cake.

LOL win

[Stronghold II]

Wolfva2 wrote...

Stronghold II wrote...

Just for clarification, I am not a gay homosexual...........but if I were............  

Does that mean you're a morose homosexual? 


Btw, wait till you get to Denerim and get to play in the brothel.  Dunno if it effects how your party views you, but I know I'll never look a nug in the eyes again....

Nosuchluck wrote...

Some of the most fighting focused cultures are actually the most homosexual. I mean think about the Spartans and such.

Ah, the ancient Greeks.  Ya know, I heard that a Greek warrior never left his friends behind.....

NUGS!!

 Oh my, I hope they have midgets too!!!

[daguest]

yeah i was also sure alistair was a bisexual romance, he looks so... sensible you know. Anyway there is an elven (zhevran some name like that) for gay romance. He is just boring, and looks stupid. And he is an assassin. Well, im happy to doesn't want a homosexual romance.

I was just disappointing there were no romance with dog, he start with max standing with you and you still can give him a lot of bones as present...

[Nezzz]

HAHAHAHA!!! Wow, this has been the most entertaining thread I've read here since joining the forum yesterday.

[Stronghold II]

Nezzz wrote...

HAHAHAHA!!! Wow, this has been the most entertaining thread I've read here since joining the forum yesterday.

 It has been inspired by the awesomeness of Alistair.

[Nezzz]

Stronghold II wrote...

Nezzz wrote...

HAHAHAHA!!! Wow, this has been the most entertaining thread I've read here since joining the forum yesterday.

 It has been inspired by the awesomeness of Alistair.

I came on here to see if there were any posts about playabilty on the Xbox360 version and all, and then I got to this thread.

Oh well, I've only started on char. so far.... and he's currently work'n outr Morrigan like a pro. LOL

[dark_dragon99]

It plays very well on the xbox360 better then the reviews let on much better. Doesn't look as bad as they say either

[Forwen]

This thread is comedy gold

[NamekJ]

you know at first I was doing it only for the achivement but that Zevran man what a lover! It was so good that even after I slept with Leliana moments later that he still callled to me! Damn you assassin elf damn you to hell! I was perfectly fine with my bard goddess til you showed me the world!



oh and shale is kinda cute in a I'm a huge golem that steps on chickens kinda way