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[gen_silver]

This is a thread where you can tell all the adventures you lived, all
the anecdotes you love to remember, all the strange moments you
encountered while playing Mass Effect 1 and 2.

I'll start :

- During my first playtrough in ME1, I created a FemShep and accidently activated the romance with Kaidan. Thankfully, I quickly saved Liara and dumped Kaiden even before things became serious ("No I never tried to seduce you, you're mistaking soldier, now get back to work.") so I could have BLUE SPACE LESBIAN SEX. Hell, I even talked about Liara with him, during a hilarious dialogue where Femshep warns Kaiden she "saw her first", and his reaction was "Asari seems to be open on this subject... Commander." A pure "between males" dialog, ironically, with a FemShep.

And then he died on Virmire.

First, I wasn't even concerned about his fate : Kaidan was a boring woobie and I never used him in my team. But right after the mission, when I checked everyone's locker, I saw the empty one right in the middle as the saddest piano of all time plays, and I had to shed a tear. He was the poor guy in love with his commander, who happens to be some kind of lesbian with a thing for blue people, and he was trapped in the worst Friend Zone possible, and YET he fought to the end for her. Since this time, I didn't fought for the Alliance, the Council, or the Galaxy : I fought for Kaidan.

Stupid whinner.

- Grunt SCARES me. before the mission on Horizon (my first with him), I throught he was gonna be some Wrex replacement. But when Wrex combines equal parts of violence and noble resignation, Grunt is actually PURE MADNESS. During the Horizon mission, he once disapeared for a moment, and while I was searching for him, I heard a horrible scream, a scream from a beast you slaughter, that I never heard before or after that in the game. Suddenly, I see Grunt jumping happily outside a window ahead of me. I checked the room, but I didn't see anything. I guess whatever creature he killed in there, he ate it. Now I'm scared.

Seeing him tackling both Uvenk and on of his minions to the ground and finishing them with his shotgun also counts. Mofo is CRAZY.

- I once used Pull on a charging varren, and punched it IN THE FACE while it was floating right on me. It was fun.