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Who should never be a LI?


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#26
Nu-Nu

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Aria...you don't **** with her...

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Marta Rio

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Aborted human reaper fetus

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J0urn3y

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The Uncanny wrote...

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Conrad Verner.

Even as pity sex that would just be... NO. :sick:


I doubt his wife would mind as long as it keeps him away from her. She wouldn't believe that it happened anyway. Seriousy, who would?


Who cares what she thinks? YOU'D know! Could you live with the SHAME? COULD YOU?!? :?


I don't know? How drunk would I be and would I have been shot in the head enough to not remember the act? Hmmm... No, the answer would still be no.

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The Thresher Maw.........

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Marta Rio wrote...

Aborted human reaper fetus


hawt

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I'll throw my vote in with 'Udina' as well.
*shudder*

And, as stated in a prior thread, Harkin.
Freaking. Harkin.
You keep your harassing, herpes-carrying, booze-soaked self AWAY from me, sir. Thank you.
(watching Garrus shoot him in the kneecap was... glorious. ;0; )

Modifié par Ashwraith, 15 avril 2010 - 11:55 .


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Commander Shepard. That would be sad.

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Samara.

No, really, I mean it. Would make her stay the unique way she is.

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jlb524 wrote...

Commander Shepard. That would be sad.



Como?

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jlb524 wrote...
Commander Shepard. That would be sad.


Well, you can buy a porno mag.

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spacehamsterZH wrote...

jlb524 wrote...
Commander Shepard. That would be sad.


Well, you can buy a porno mag.


Or the Shepard VI.

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jlb524 wrote...

Commander Shepard. That would be sad.

(Credit goes to The Angry One and aznsoisauce)

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Jacob.
oh wait.

EDIT: darn ninja saw me coming for half an hour away.

Modifié par apotheosic, 16 avril 2010 - 12:13 .


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Pitne For.

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a Krogan.

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Fist.



Because no one wants a Fist...

...ing



Wait. That just went somewhere horrible.

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rynluna wrote...

a Krogan.


Ouch.

Even the thought of that... OUCH. :pinched:

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The Uncanny wrote...

rynluna wrote...

a Krogan.


Ouch.

Even the thought of that... OUCH. :pinched:


Think good thoughts.....I'll kiss the boo boo

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The Uncanny wrote...

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a Krogan.


Ouch.

Even the thought of that... OUCH. :pinched:


Yep, there's a good kind of hurt that you can get from someone like Jack :devil: but then there's the terrible, not fun, pain of a Krogan. lol

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rynluna wrote...

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a Krogan.


Ouch.

Even the thought of that... OUCH. :pinched:


Yep, there's a good kind of hurt that you can get from someone like Jack :devil: but then there's the terrible, not fun, pain of a Krogan. lol


This reminds me of a comic Epantiras made...

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J0urn3y

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rynluna wrote...

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rynluna wrote...

a Krogan.


Ouch.

Even the thought of that... OUCH. :pinched:


Yep, there's a good kind of hurt that you can get from someone like Jack :devil: but then there's the terrible, not fun, pain of a Krogan. lol


Lol. According to those two Krogan on the Citadel and the "poet" Krogan on Illium they get with Asari, so I can't see how a human would be much different. Then again I can't see why any non-Krogan would EVER be with a Krogan. Forget the pain, I couldn't get past the looks to even make it that far.

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Asari Matrons seem to like Krogans, if only for the fact they are the only other race that lives almost as long as them.

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rynluna wrote...
Yep, there's a good kind of hurt that you can get from someone like Jack :devil: but then there's the terrible, not fun, pain of a Krogan. lol


Jack is the kind of hurt that just keeps on giving. :wub:

J0urn3y wrote...

Lol. According to those two Krogan on the Citadel and the "poet" Krogan on Illium they get with Asari, so I can't see how a human would be much different. Then again I can't see why any non-Krogan would EVER be with a Krogan. Forget the pain, I couldn't get past the looks to even make it that far.


With the asari it's all about the mind sex though, right? So, getting your eternity embraced doesn't necessarily mean having to deal with... THAT. :pinched:

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The Uncanny wrote...

Conrad Verner.
Even as pity sex that would just be... NO. :sick:


If Shepard offered to have sex with Conrad Verner, I think Conrad's head would explode from excitement. It would be funny in ME3 if you could give him a kiss as female Shepard and then he goes into cardiac arrest and dies Posted Image.

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Jackal904 wrote...

The Uncanny wrote...

Conrad Verner.
Even as pity sex that would just be... NO. :sick:


If Shepard offered to have sex with Conrad Verner, I think Conrad's head would explode from excitement. It would be funny in ME3 if you could give him a kiss as female Shepard and then he goes into cardiac arrest and dies Posted Image.


That is pure genius. This must happen! :wizard: