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Space Marine vs a Canadian. Wanna see. Back on topic, the mom's head flew away and hit a guy at a barbecue in his face, smashing it.
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, avril 16 2010 04:04
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:39
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I then run around screaming "BLASPHEMY!" For no apparent reason.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:39
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Eli-da-Mage wrote...
Eli blew up the car so whoever was helping died
(You were helping with the car...lol)
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:39
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This Haggis proved to be the exception;it was a very tough piece of Haggis
Ahhh triple ninja'd
Ahhh triple ninja'd
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:39
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The barbeque flew over towards Eli and Eli caught it then proceeded to beat Darht to death with it.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:40
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(Nope that was a charity worker messiah who looked like me)angiek76 wrote...
Eli-da-Mage wrote...
Eli blew up the car so whoever was helping died
(You were helping with the car...lol)
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:41
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Darht with his quick thinking rolled away from Eli grabbed a good old Scottish thistle and rubbed it in Eli's face to escape
Modifié par Darht Jayder, 16 avril 2010 - 04:41 .
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:41
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(I got tears from laughing over that Haggis thing)
But Jayder was already dead so Eli was just beating a dead sheep.
But Jayder was already dead so Eli was just beating a dead sheep.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:42
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The dead sheep came alive and somehow killed the Tron guy
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:44
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this story makes no sense now.
Jayder who is now a zombie grabs Eli's Kilt and throughs it over Eli's face to blind him but then starts laughing so hysterically he has to catch his breath before attacking Eli again
Jayder who is now a zombie grabs Eli's Kilt and throughs it over Eli's face to blind him but then starts laughing so hysterically he has to catch his breath before attacking Eli again
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:45
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Darht doesnt know that thats a decoy and Eli, Chuck Norris and for some reason Celine Dion are about to attack him.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:46
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Darht Jayder wrote...
this story makes no sense now.
That's the point
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:46
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But instead Celine starts to sing paralyzing everyone...
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:46
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Until Ugly Bob comes to take her home.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:47
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But Ugly Bob sees someone who isnt a pathetic tw@ and goes to do her instead,
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:47
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Everyone starts singins la la the witch is dead!
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:48
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Then we all kill Celine Dion
Chapter 2:
Chapter 2:
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:48
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But then they realize that they haven't weighed her against a duck, so they don't know for sure she was a witch.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:51
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everyone looks over at Eli who is trying them on in front of a mirror.
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Then people notice its another decoy and Eli throws spears at bystanders
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:53
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But the spear hits a troll instead, who yells a riddle at Eli.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 04:53
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damnit ninja'd
Modifié par Darht Jayder, 16 avril 2010 - 04:54 .
