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Eli somehow regenerates into the most hideous kilt wearing, bag pipe playing, haggis eating, porridge loving Scotsman the world has ever seen.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:21
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Eli then kills himself for becoming that abomination.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:23
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Without Eli, Darht goes insane not having anyone to fight with.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:23
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however he is cursed and cannot die and so he plays a sad lament on the bagpipes while eating his porridge....it makes a big mess.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:24
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Chapter 3
The following day the crazy zombie sheep from chapter one sneaks into town...
The following day the crazy zombie sheep from chapter one sneaks into town...
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:26
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"Ahhh......it's Angiek76."....they all scream!!
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:27
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Eli wakes up one morning, kills the Zombie and buries himself alive.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:28
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Eli is then dug up by some Scotsman and crown him king of Scotland.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:30
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And everyone celebrates with porridge and Haggis
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:31
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Only I poison the Haggis and kill everyone.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:32
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Eli uses his new powers as king to discover a cure for stereotypical bas*****
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:35
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however Jayder is immune to the cure and wacks Eli over the head with the Haggis he was eating and shouts FREEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:36
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Canadians unfortunately do not have the brain capacity to say that and Jayder dies. Only Scots do it right:
FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOMMM!!!!
FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOMMM!!!!
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:39
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But Jayder is resurrected nonetheless at the sound of that mighty cry of Eli's and offers Eli some porridge as a sign of truce
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:40
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they both hold hands & skip off into the sunset...
Chapter 4
Chapter 4
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:41
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Eli leads Jayder to a field far away and rips his guts out with his bare hands.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:41
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And he uses them to make a Haggis
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:49
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Then everyone dies cause Jayders poison guts make them spew foul bile to death.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:50
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It infects everyone who eats it and they all turn into Darht Jayders who vows vengeance on anyone they see wearing a kilt eating porridge.......Eli is very afraid.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:51
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But of couse that is a cunning plan. When the Jayders attack he has a surprise for them.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:51
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The 3 Bears & Goldilocks come after him for the porridge.
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:52
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He quickly pulls out his bagpipes and plays completely out of tune and ends up killing all of his allies from internal ear hemmoraging and he is left to fight goldilocks with his wooden spoon and bowl of porridge.
Modifié par Darht Jayder, 16 avril 2010 - 05:53 .
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Posté 16 avril 2010 - 05:52
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Goldilocks is blonde and easily decieved. Eli builds a machine to simulate winter and the bears hibernate.
