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#101
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But having only a kilt to keep him warm Eli freezes his own gnads off and perishes.

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#102
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But now it's cold & Eli's legs are freezing so he snuggles up with the bears that are now hibernating.

#103
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Banned because Darht is a fool. He need to learn all scots are immune to cold

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Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Banned because Darht is a fool. He need to learn all scots are immune to cold

wrong thread Eli

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Darht Jayder wrote...

Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Banned because Darht is a fool. He need to learn all scots are immune to cold

wrong thread Eli

No it was part of the story. It makes no sense just like the rest.

#106
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Chapter 5





Eli wakes up from hibernating with the bears to find that Goldilocks has him dressed up like a little girl.

#107
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Eli's scottishness instantly transforms these things into manly armour.

#108
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Eli muses to himself about how pretty he is.

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And Eli really does look so manly with his pig tails & pink hair bows.

#110
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At least Eli can read the previous comment.

#111
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angiek76 wrote...

And Eli really does look so manly with his pig tails & pink hair bows.

These were reverted into my usual hair and the bows spontanuelsy combusted.

#112
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yes he muses...."at least I can read the previous comment"

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burning Eli's head really badly.

#114
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Because Angiek has never seen my hair she has no idea of its awesomeness and Darhts joke has failed.

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Jayder cries because of his failure and takes it out on ELi by whacking him with a thistle.

#116
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The thistle doesnt bother Eli at all an wonders if Darht actually knows what a thistle is.

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While true that Angie has never seen Eli's hair, she has consulted the Magic Mirror which told her ....

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Look at Elis Albums.

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Which Angie did but found nothing of interest.

#120
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(a lookalike pic of me is there)

#121
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Eli deciding that this story needs some spicing up grabs his bagpipes and plays a tune to summon his evil minions....The Green Pepper Assassin squad!

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The Green Pepper Assassins start to sing "I'm a green pepper & I'm proud, we're part of the original crowd, people walk around & say, it's bound to be a green pepper day, I'm a pepper , you're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?"

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These assassins proceed to kill everyone through the media of interpretive dance. AGH!

#124
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Eli delighted to see the slaughter he began joins in the interpretive dance and then something happens.......

#125
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I die for that outbreak of unaturalness