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[the120Truth]

maybe we can get hundreds of thousands or even millions of humans and combine them all into some sort of super hybid organic/synthetic technology and use it (we'll call it "Pants") to fight against the reapers

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Or we could just show them episodes of "the View" and they would all go to sleep or kill themselves or maybe lose all interest in humanity, realizing we are not intellegent enough to bother with for a few hundred thousand more years.

[Zaxares]

Option 1: Charm/Intimidate the Reapers into surrendering/peacefully rejoining the Galactic Community.
Harbinger: "Your arguments are... strangely compelling. We will do as you say."

Option 2: Shepard and his squad gain access to the interior of a 'Master Reaper', who provides the dark energy necessary for the Reapers to function, and shoot it in the shiny, glowy bits with large-caliber weapons.

Mordin: "You must shoot it in the energy ganglion!"

Upon the Master Reaper's death, all of the other Reapers cease to function OR mysteriously explode for no apparent/logical reason.

Option 3: FORM VOLTRON!

Shepard: "FORM VOLTRON!"

Modifié par Zaxares, 28 avril 2010 - 04:00 .

[Michael177]

Not really, there is only one option and it involves lots and lots of peanut butter...

[FlyingWalrus]

Hit the weak spot for massive damage!

[kamzor]

In true Mass Effect Universal Style, probably make things worse.



geth x quarians + krogan x salarians + rachni x asari = worse.

Mash, mix and match into a single entity, insert Shepard for heroic effect.

Add a pinch of hero-death, lose control and powers-that-be that conveniently forget or ignore everything and start the vicious cycle again.

[ObserverStatus]

Lure them into a giant bathtub.

[askanec]

Shepard: I will take the Control Chip to Mordor.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Zaxares wrote...


Shepard: "FORM VOLTRON!"

We already have a minature giant space hampster, it's kind of like the mouse in Voltron. I guess Tali is the nerdy kid, Grunt or Wrex could be the big dumb strong guy. Garrus is that kind of wimpy skinny guy. The princess would likely be Miranda since she's so stuck up. Tali could also be the princess since her dad was a fleet admiral so...it's a tossup. Mordin might pass as the nerdy kid. Reapers are ro-beasts for sure.

"Form blazing sword!"

[Massadonious1]

Create giant blankets to drape over every inhabited planet, spaceship, and space station.



After all, they can only reap what they sew.



...



I crack myself up.

[michaelj]

ridiculous method: ship a bunch of M$ Windows Vista to the reapers and watch them erranously fly into black holes and suns after installing it.



obvious method: destroy the E-Zee and leave the predetermined path of evolution the reaper laid out. As much as the galaxies technology relies on E-Zee, the reapers technology does the same. No Zero, no FTL. Happy sublight farewell to the reaper flotilla and enjoy your stay in the void, dump-ass.

[Annihilator27]

Get harbinger to divide infinity by zero.