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[dipdunk]

Miranda - Omega . . . What a pisshole.
Jacob - That's kinda like pissing yourself wearing black pants.  you get a warm feeling all over, but nobody really notices.
Mordin - scientist Salarian song, "The Talk," or (in combat) "Deploying flammable, er, inflammable, forget which."
Garrus - Hey Tali, do you ever miss those conversations we had on elevators . . .
Jack - (after telling Biotic God to charge) That was mean . . . and damn funny.
Grunt - either "Anyone else hungry?" or (holding the line)"You're missing it Shepard!  It's freakin' glorious!"
Thane - (response to "shouldn't follow suicidal orders" on Samara's recruitment)
Samara - I think I will return here to teach the Krogans the meaning of compassion.  I will need many bullets.
Morinth - (her exchange with Grunt in the infirmary on Tuchanka)
Tali - (probably a really good one I'm forgetting now and will facepalm if someone posts it.)
Legion -  Analysis of human behavior suggests a 98.3(?)% probability you expect us to respond "You are only human."

[Onyx Jaguar]

Zaeed - Rage is a hell of an anesthetic

[kglaser]

Shepard: "Good times are over."

Garrus: "You know what else is bad for business? A broken neck."

Jacob: "But...the priiiiize!"

[Nostradamoose]

You forgot the priiiiiiiiiiize...



major Thread hole...

[kglaser]

yeah, I forgot Legion's "There was a hole."

[Collider]

Garrus:

1. Why don't we ever go somewhere nice?

2.I love what they'd done to the place.

3. Can this wait a bit? *calibrations*

[Onyx Jaguar]

Legion - Geth do not infilitrate



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Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

[Nightwriter]

Jack: You're weird, Shepard. It kinda gets me off.

I laughed so hard.

[Hag001]

Jokers reply to the Jack/Miranda fight. “Take Pictures!”

[kglaser]

Joker re: Garrus: "He's finally worked that stick out of his ass, only now he's using it to beat people to death with"

[77boy84]

****, you sound like a ****.

[Tlazolteotl]

Garrus' best line isn't a line at all.

*knees Harkin in the nuts*

[praetor_alpha]

Garrus: "Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

Tali: "I have a shotgun."

Joker: "I have to spend all day computing PI, because Joker plugged in the overlord."

EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

Gardner: "Heh, through the cracks."

Donnelly: "We're off to kick the Collectors right in their daddy bags."

[kglaser]

Tlazolteotl wrote...

Garrus' best line isn't a line at all.
*knees Harkin in the nuts*

When combined with the headbutt, this scene caused my head to asplode.
Garrus doesn't need words to have the great lines

[ladyshara]

Shepard's "Ahha!..... No, a credit chit." was pretty adorable, methinks. The rest of my favs OP already got.

[Wraith_3]

Nightwriter wrote...

Jack: You're weird, Shepard. It kinda gets me off.

I laughed so hard.

When does she say that? I play mostly Paragon so if it was Renegade I missed it.


My favorite is Shepard on Tuchanka telling the Bloodpack guy that he would have to trip over all the dead Krogan he's killed if he goes back.

[JThompson6577]

Mordin's "Here. Enjoy."

Samara's: "If I were a maiden, you'd be on the floor."

Kasumi's "Ha-Ha!"

[GTYKDME22]

I know you feel this.

[kglaser]

Jack: Hello, dead people!

[Annihilator27]

Releasing control.

[Kaiser Shepard]

"Shepard! My friend!"

[Nightwriter]

Wraith_3 wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

Jack: You're weird, Shepard. It kinda gets me off.

I laughed so hard.

When does she say that? I play mostly Paragon so if it was Renegade I missed it.

After you've exhausted all the other romantic dialogue and you're just pretty much waiting to hit the Omega 4 relay and trigger the actual romance scene.

[GTYKDME22]

Well, that's a new spin for "on the floor and give me 20".





or something like that

[Nightwriter]

JThompson6577 wrote...

Samara's: "If I were a maiden, you'd be on the floor."

When does she say that?