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[RigAudio]

I simply could not look away
From Miranda's genetic boquet.
  With a motion burlesque,
  She brought me to her desk
And together we made DNA.

[Wentletrap]

Once all of the bad guys were dead,
to my room, my love and I sped.
We left our clothes on
and cuddled til dawn,
back and forth between sofa and bed.
 
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With Harbinger put in his place,
my girl and I longed to embrace.
To my room she came for
what we’d waited all game for:
looped scenes of us stuck at first base.

Modifié par Wentletrap, 22 juillet 2010 - 05:27 .

[Wentletrap]

I picked up a girl while out late.
We went back to her place to mate.
Her mother attacked
and I could not act –
for my Renegade score wasn’t great.
 
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Miranda deserves the most use.
Each mission, I let her run loose –
but not for her talents
or ‘cause of squad balance –
I just want to see her caboose.
 
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Samara is stubbornly sour
regarding my offer to plow her.
“By my code, I abide -
your request is denied”…
Alas, I must take a cold shower.

Modifié par Wentletrap, 12 août 2010 - 05:35 .

[RigAudio]

I knew I should not have be starin',
But man, it was just so despairin',
  And so sick and twisted,
  It somehow existed:
A clip called "Two Volus, One Varren."

Modifié par RigAudio, 30 juin 2010 - 10:57 .

[lovgreno]

RigAudio, that is the nature of the extranet.
Due to rule 34, if it exist you can bet.
That dirty imagination.
Will be someones satisfaction.
And many peoples mind is on sex set.

Modifié par lovgreno, 30 juin 2010 - 11:28 .

[Wentletrap]

I was bred with no visible flaw,
and just killed my first thresher maw.
Remember my slogan:
I am a pure Krogan,
and all of you should be in awe.
 
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The Overlord pack's pretty chic. 
It's Mass Effect done at its peak. 
I guess that my squad
was also quite awed -
because they could not even speak. 
 
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(Inspired by BobbyTheI)
 
On Virmire our forces did clash
when I came to raid Saren’s stash.
The base infiltrated
was then detonated,
and nothing was left there but Ash .

Modifié par Wentletrap, 04 octobre 2010 - 05:15 .

[Hurbster]

The boy stood on the Normandy deck,

Playing a game of cricket.

The ball went up his trouser leg,

And hit his middle wicket.

[Wentletrap]

I once met a guy named Kal'Reegar.
To help out my team, he was eager.
I should have clicked Right
to spare him that fight -
‘cause sadly, his health was quite meager.

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Kasumi, what else shall we do
once our mission at Hock’s place is through?
I wish that I could
get under your hood
and give my DNA sample to you...

Modifié par Wentletrap, 10 juillet 2010 - 08:27 .

[lovgreno]

One thing can this player amaze.
Some clothes hardly keeps things in place.
Bullets gets deflected.
Vacuum is rejected.
Because if you dress sexy you can survive in space.

Modifié par lovgreno, 09 juillet 2010 - 08:59 .

[rpg_guy01]

Well thought I try my hand at it.

Looking to make my humor fit.

But it's quite hard.

To make comedy out of lard.

And now I come off like a ******.

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Management is hard for reapers.

All their minions are falling apart worse than leapers.

First they are fine.

Then they are snapped in twine.

Maybe the next batch are keepers.

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Why do humans colonise in dangerous zones.

Most just end up leaving lots of bones.

Except the one harvested.

They just end up quite red.

And only fit to spray on snowcones.

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During the game Joker gives you lot of lip.

But during the first attack misses the rip.

The splices the roof in two.

Normandy looks more like a canoe.

And he still tries to save the ship.

[lovgreno]

Shepard found the girls on board boring.
There was none he wanted for scoring.
One was crazy.
Another was sleasy.
But Legion did the job with limbs vibrating!

Modifié par lovgreno, 09 juillet 2010 - 08:46 .

[maegi46]

Shepard is human so he must be a racist

He wanted to be a spectre, doesn't he know where his place is?

The council had it's doubts till he exposed Saren

Then they gave him spectre status so he'd go space farin'

Mission: Stop the Reapers, not sure what their race is



Managed to stop Sovereign at the end of ME1

At the cost of the council's lives, gotta admit though , it was fun

Came back from the dead to work for the 3 headed lion

With a lot of new squaddies, who all complain and keep crying

But I still stopped the Collectors with charge and a big shotgun



Now we wait for ME3 as we ponder and guess

What were TIMS real motivations, besides us passing "his" tests

The Collectors were really just Prothean remains

Bioengineered as bug slaves just a big swarm of pests



I guess Ash and Kaiden were brainwashed by the Alliance

Cuz all I got from them was hatred and defiance

How it all will turn out remains to be seen

I hope saving that base wasn't just a pipe dream

We have to stop the damn Reapers with guts and some science

[Wentletrap]

I once knew a gunnery chief
whose body was beyond belief.
On our way to the Conduit,
she let me get onto it –
after she saw me de-brief...

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Liara helped Shepard review
his visions, to look for a clue.
Melding with his mind,
she was then inclined
to meld with the rest of him too.

Modifié par Wentletrap, 13 juillet 2010 - 01:05 .

[Wentletrap]

You Cerberus types make me twitch,
as renegade as you are rich.
I’ll come join your posse
but just don’t get saucy
or I’ll smear the wall with you – b****.
 
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Zaeed’s DLC is no fun
until the last cutscene’s begun.
His side quest was tedium
which I’d rate as medium –
but his death, I would say… was well done.
 
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My teammates, I angered and dissed.
One by one, they all ceased to exist.
And so when it came
to the end of the game,
I jumped for the ship... and I missed.

Modifié par Wentletrap, 14 juillet 2010 - 03:58 .

[btthegeek]

The collectors did die,

To the Normandy we fly,

The reapers are screwed,

The Illusive man too,

As we as all shout "Kee'lah Selai!"

[maegi46]

Some bugs shot my ship and my ass got spaced,

I was kind of surprised that I wasn't replaced,

The Lazarus project brought me right back,

Now I'm Dr. Phil to a pyscho named Jack,

Guess the Reapers found out that I can't be erased

[CroGamer002]

Alliance and Council can kiss my ass

Geth are covering my ass

The Reapers are screwed

Because with Geth they will be owned

[btthegeek]

Some players love Ashley, some Kaiden,
some Grunt, some Garrus, all made in
the effort to save the galaxy from
the reapers, collectors, and turian councillor scum
whose air quotes a target has made him.

[btthegeek]

RigAudio started it,
Alraiis continued it,
Then Wentletrap stepped in,
as clever as sin,
and I laughed from my toes to my t*ts.

I must hasten and confess,
my head is a mess,
this thread is to blame
for "limericks on the brain"
when I could be playing Mass Effect. 

[maegi46]

There once was a chick named Miranda,
Who came from Australia like the panda,
She was from a father who was rich,
A loyalist Cerberus b*tch,
Her views were at best propaganda




Edited so you could at least guess what the curseword was...lol

Modifié par maegi46, 13 juillet 2010 - 11:56 .

[lovgreno]

Many thinks the turian councilors mind is set.

On denying Shepards proof lacking threat.

But it is quite fair.

That fingers and air.

Is the answer Shepards accusations will get.

[maegi46]

There once was Grunt, the perfect Krogan,
Who at first seemed kind of slow, then,
He pushed me against the wall,
I put my gun to his balls,
Then he said it's all good just for show, friend

Modifié par maegi46, 13 juillet 2010 - 11:59 .

[lovgreno]

I am glad to see rhymers new,

join this limerick crafting crew.

Maegi46,

and green chicks,

I hope to more rhyming from you see.

[Wentletrap]

I'm glad you've all picked up the pen
to get this thread going again.
My well's almost dry,
but I can still try
to crank some rhymes out, now and then.

[btthegeek]

Kaiden Alenko was part of the crew,
but was one who would not flirt with Sheploo,
Femshep had a chance
To get in his pants
To se what an L2 really could do.