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[kglaser]

To all that what can I say but...

[Alraiis]

Peppard wrote...

If you need a limerick about mass effect
Just ask Alraiis, it'll be perfect
you'll giggle and smile
those rhymes have style
some even made me reflect

Peppard, I must say that I'm flattered
But my poems aren't the lone ones that mattered
   Everything in this thread
   Is the best stuff I've read
And it's leaving my funny bone shattered

[kglaser]

To Alraiis I must now concede

His ego I'm happy to feed

He's bustin dem rhymes

And I confess, at times

He's precisely what this thread needs.

[Peppard]

(joker )



Kelly decided to tease Joker about EDI

"She's perfect for you, an AI's never needy"

He swiveled his chair

to show her his glare

"Yes, and unlike with you, no risk of v.d."

[Alraiis]

Iron Man195 wrote...

How do you come up with such good ones?!

A Muse came to me in the night
In a vision of silvery light
   I said, "What daunting task
   Does the fabled Muse ask?"
She said, "Meh, just do Mass Effect ****e."

[kglaser]

Peppard wrote...

"Yes, and unlike with you, no risk of v.d."

YET MORE WIN

[Saberwolf116]

A Drell named Thane came to me,
And said "I have a bad history."
So I helped with his son,
And his family battle was won
So now he wants to bang freely.

Modifié par Saberwolf116, 22 avril 2010 - 03:30 .

[Alraiis]

ME1 had a killer campaign
Though momentum was hard to maintain
   You roll up, pop Immunity,
   Murder geth with impunity,
And then get your car stuck on terrain

I found I prefered ME2
It's easy to know what to do
   Lots of targets to shoot
   No more sifting through loot
And there's more aliens you can screw

Modifié par Alraiis, 22 avril 2010 - 03:39 .

[Peppard]

Alraiis wrote...

ME1 had a killer campaign
Though momentum was hard to maintain
   You roll up, pop Immunity,
   Murder geth with impunity,
And then get your car stuck on terrain

I'd rather play ME2 on a mode that's insane
then drive that darn Mako again
I'd get so stuck
I just had no luck
And reloading with no save is a pain

[Alraiis]

Peppard wrote...

Alraiis wrote...

ME1 had a killer campaign
Though momentum was hard to maintain
   You roll up, pop Immunity,
   Murder geth with impunity,
And then get your car stuck on terrain

I'd rather play ME2 on a mode that's insane
then drive that darn Mako again
I'd get so stuck
I just had no luck
And reloading with no save is a pain

My friend, on this point we agree
And I'd happily pay any fee
   For this simple requiest:
   Bioware, you had best
Keep the Mako out of ME3

The Hammerhead, on the other hand
Cruises pleasantly above the land
   The missions with which it came
   Were free---I'll not complain
I just hope future ones aren't as bland

Modifié par Alraiis, 22 avril 2010 - 03:58 .

[Timmibal]

I don't think the Mako was sh*t,
tho the landscape did bore me a bit,
but in the hammerhead
I'm quite often dead
'cos it's armored with tissue and spit.

Modifié par Timmibal, 22 avril 2010 - 04:08 .

[da_big_man500]

All the mercenaries were onto archangel

Though they were on the wrong side of his barrel

They attempted to cross his gate

Which made me wonder how they ate

For he ensured that tonight they will dine in hell

[Timmibal]

I'm a biotic fighter,

geth run like rats to the piper,

but now can't you see,

I'm sadly OP,

'cos I picked up le training d'sniper.

[Timmibal]

All the mercenaries were onto archangel

Though they were on the wrong side of his barrel

They attempted to cross his gate

Which made me wonder how they ate

For he ensured that tonight they will dine in hell

My work this thread ensures I will bypass

It's covered with gold like King Midas

But you need to be told,

it never gets old

imagining Shepard as King Leonidas.

[Alraiis]

A biotic named Kaidan Alenko
Had... crap, nothing rhymes with Alenko
   It would figure that he
   (Being bland as can be)
Would cause me to draw such a blank-o.

And with that one, I bid all goodnight,
Please continue to fight the good fight
   This thread gettin' bigger
   But tomorrow, I figure,
I might have some new stuff to write

[Timmibal]

I know that Miranda is teasin'

And you all think Tali is pleasin'

but I have a thought,

that ME1 brought,

Is Liara still up for that threesome?

[ObserverStatus]

Legion were trying to protect their race

but Tali didn't think they knew their place

Shepard intervened before their was a fight

but Legion didn't live another night

Tali compacted them and launched them into space



After meeting Shiala on Illium,

Shepard brought her to his cabin, thinking he'd get some.

But Shepard did not know that she bore

thousands of Thorian spores.

so Shepard was never seen again, how could he be so dumb?



Why is Wrex dead?

There's not much to be said.

When he and Shepard had a fight,

Ashley had him in her sights,

and she shot him in the head.

[Peppard]

Loved the Kaidan one...



(Legion)

Finding Sheppard-commander was our goal

we couldn't be stopped by a mere hole

yes, it is still there

we like our repair

for Shepard's armor makes us feel whole



(Grunt)

Sure, he may be a little naive

You don't expect a Krogan to believe

that sometimes a fight

isn't what's right

that sometimes it's better to leave

[ObserverStatus]

One day a Praetorian crawled out of hell
to capture and liquefy the Lazarus cell.
EDI did not like the idea of this,
so she sucked him into the dark abyss
He's still there as far as we can tell.

One day on Nepmos, a hive of rachni did cross
Wrex, Ashley, and their infamous boss.
No one knows for sure
what their last thoughts were
before they got deep fried, and served with tartar sauce.

Modifié par bobobo878, 22 avril 2010 - 04:44 .