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[kglaser]

RigAudio's thread is so Win,
I don't even know where to begin.
Though he's rarely in here,
His influence is clear
(And his Shepard is ugly as sin)

Regarding Miranda's behind
I'd hate to be seen as unkind
But that outfit she dons
Goes above and beyond
Showing off visible panty lines.

(How do you make these things single-spaced??)

(eta: now it's single-spaced,,,wth??)

Modifié par kglaser, 23 avril 2010 - 12:41 .

[Alraiis]

Harbinger's plans are quite evil:
They go beyond basic upheaval
   This "human Reaper" seems iffy
   But he built it 'cause IF HE
MUST TEAR THE PLOT APART, HE WILL

[kglaser]

LOL Alraiis

eta (sorry not my best)

Gabby and Ken have a trick
For making the ship run real slick
Along with the Spectre
They'll hit the Collectors
In the daddy-bags those three will kick.

Modifié par kglaser, 23 avril 2010 - 01:05 .

[Alraiis]

Shepard's done his share of shootin'
His body count's high, no disputin'
   But do the math and you'll find
   He's still far behind
Sir Isaac "The SOB" Newton

[RigAudio]

kglaser wrote...
(How do you make these things single-spaced??)

(eta: now it's single-spaced,,,wth??)

Their system they need to reform
The single-space should be the norm
  Do this at your leisure:
  For single-line pleasure,
Just go and click "use standard form"

[Festi]

The customs officer has detained me
"You can't board" she tells me plainly
Due to that Turian made
Ceremonial Blade
Now with her I argue vainly

These shuttle times have me pissed
I can't believe that's the 3rd one I've missed
Can't you make them come faster?
This is a disaster
You humans are all racist!

Modifié par Festi, 23 avril 2010 - 01:49 .

[kglaser]

Festi wrote...

These shuttle times have me pissed
I can't believe that's the 3rd one I've missed
Can't you make them come faster?
This is a disaster
You humans are all racist!

Haha fantastic

[kglaser]

RigAudio wrote...

kglaser wrote...
(How do you make these things single-spaced??)

(eta: now it's single-spaced,,,wth??)

Their system they need to reform
The single-space should be the norm
  Do this at your leisure:
  For single-line pleasure,
Just go and click "use standard form"

Rig, your advice has been heeded
(I'll admit, it was sorely needed)
Your limerick's Win
And I'll thank you again
For the thread which heretofor preceded.

Modifié par kglaser, 23 avril 2010 - 01:56 .

[Cerrydd]

Damn it... I'm having a writer's block. Or it's just the alcohol.

Either way, I'm staring at a blank reply box for this thread for two hours.

[Alraiis]

Elcor Hamlet is one of those shows
Where you ought to avoid the front rows
   It's a sight to be seen
   Past about row sixteen
But up front you'll be holding your nose

[Cerrydd]

FINALLY FINISHED IT ><

The baby krogan grew and grew
And developed feelings that were kind of new
  After discussing the matter
  To make Grunt feel better
Tuchanka was the place to go to

So Shepard and Grunt went to see Wrex
The Rite of Passage turned out to be complex
  And because it's puberty
  It almost fooled me
But Wrex said The Rite had nothing to do with sex

The Shaman sent them to a large battle pit
Which included a lovely keystone to hit
  Different enemies came
  But died all the same
As long as there's killing to do, Grunt won't quit

And then finally the final boss rose in the distance
Even though they were on foot, they didn't need assistance
  They killed the thresher maw
  Everybody was in awe
It pays off to show some persistence

It was a bloody battle, but a worthy test
After The Rite Grunt could finally rest
  But Wrex was wrong
  It was about sex all along
Because both Grunt and Shepard received a breeding request

[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

Damn it... I'm having a writer's block. Or it's just the alcohol.

Either way, I'm staring at a blank reply box for this thread for two hours.

Cerryyd, don't be disappoint
You just need a break from this joint.
Your writings prolific
In this thread specific
Last night serve to prove my whole point.

[Cerrydd]

TOO SLOW OLD WOMAN! *runs away to evade hits with walking stick*

But thanks for writing a limerick about me. I feel loved.

[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

TOO SLOW OLD WOMAN! *runs away to evade hits with walking stick*

But thanks for writing a limerick about me. I feel loved.

WHAT WALKING STICK?!?  IT WAS A WALKER, YOU...YOU...WHIPPERSNAPPER!!

(yes I was ninja'd hard there)

[kglaser]

Legion the rogue geth is the best
Though for Tali he seems quite the pest
He wore Shepard's armor
(But not to disarm her--
But 'cause "There was a hole" through his chest)

Kasumi's a thief quite prolific
Her Shadow Strike's, frankly, terrific
But what I despise
Is we just see her eyes
And not her facial features specific.

Zaeed's a mysterious guy
With one very dysfunctional eye
His scar is impressive
And his exploits excessive
He should lick Thane and get high.

Modifié par kglaser, 23 avril 2010 - 02:49 .

[Peppard]

Cerrydd wrote...

FINALLY FINISHED IT ><
..
Because both Grunt and Shepard received a breeding request

LOL   Very clever.


Shepard hired a merc named Zaeed
A soldier, but one operating on greed
he might look old
but he was so bold
that she started to feel desire and need

She went down to his room to reveal
exactly how he made her feel
but to her chagrin
she couldn't begin
for there was no dialog wheel

So she waits for the inevitable conclusion
even if it will only happen in delusion
make him an LI
he's a hell of a guy
& the game needs more of his bad-ass infusion

[kglaser]

Peppard wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

FINALLY FINISHED IT ><
..
Because both Grunt and Shepard received a breeding request

LOL   Very clever.

She went down to his room to reveal
exactly how he made her feel
but to her chagrin
she couldn't begin
for there was no dialog wheel

Hahaha!
And, you've got a point, there.

[Cerrydd]

Hahaha I lol'd at the dialogue wheel. Zaeed is awesome.

[dipdunk]

A young Pyjak had a smile on its face
and it was happy right there in its place.
But his smile turned into a frown
when an errant 20 kilo slug crashed down.
That Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space.

Modifié par dipdunk, 23 avril 2010 - 03:35 .

[Alraiis]

(Great stuff in here tonight, folks. I'm loving it!)

Miranda's dad was despised
And Jacob's was Lord of the Flies
   Grunt never had one
   And Thane was a bad one
And Tali's told dangerous lies

You can see how the story's the same
Every father's a figure of shame
   It would be more correct
   If instead of Mass Effect
It was called Daddy Issues: The Game

Modifié par Alraiis, 23 avril 2010 - 03:46 .

[kglaser]

Alraiis wrote...

(Great stuff in here tonight, folks. I'm loving it!)

Miranda's dad was despised
And Jacob's was Lord of the Flies
   Grunt never had one
   And Thane was a bad one
And Tali's told dangerous lies

You can see how the story's the same
Every father's a figure of shame
   It would be more correct
   If instead of Mass Effect
It was called Daddy Issues: The Game

Even Garrus's dad was perplexed
At his son's choice to depart C-Sec.
He was disappoint then
But imagine him when
He finds out it's Shepard he sexed.

[Alraiis]

kglaser wrote...

Even Garrus's dad was perplexed
At his son's choice to depart C-Sec.
He was disappoint then
But imagine him when
He finds out it's Shepard he sexed.

No doubt Mr. V would be sore
That his son's with "some human wh***"
   Such a breach of tradition
   Would give new definition
To the phrase "First Contact War"

Modifié par Alraiis, 23 avril 2010 - 04:13 .

[kglaser]

Well, you know what I say to that guy?

I'd say, "Give other species a try!

You don't know what you're missin'

Although you're not kissin'

You'll come to love it by and by!"

[Wentletrap]

When I looked on these poems, so sublime,
I wanted to join in the rhyme.
I found my game key
and registered, see:
I'm posting here for the first time!

-----------------------------------------------------

Of scanning, I soon got bored.
So ship upgrades, I could not afford.
It tore Legion apart,
And touched poor Thane's heart,
And Jack, she literally was floored. 

-----------------------------------------------------

Part One was the grandest of tales,
But its sequel, I feel, sometimes pales.
I drag my teammates
Down halls, over crates,
Then return to the ship to read emails.

----------------------------------------------------

After seeing her face on the trailer,
I grabbed Morinth, hoping to nail her.
The finale completed,
To the Starboard I proceeded,
And finally I wo--- CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE

[kglaser]

Wentletrap wrote...

When I looked on these poems, so sublime,
I wanted to join in the rhyme.
I found my game key
and registered, see:
I'm posting here for the first time!

Welcome Wentle, I'm glad that you've come!
For the limericks, you surely do plumb
And we're happy to know
Your creative side shows
I'm grateful to have a new chum