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[Alraiis]

Wentletrap wrote...

Of scanning, I soon got bored.
So ship upgrades, I could not afford.
It tore Legion apart,
And touched poor Thane's heart,
And Jack, she literally was floored. 

Hilarious!

Only have a minute, no time for proper greeting in limerick form. Welcome to the forums!

Modifié par Alraiis, 23 avril 2010 - 04:54 .

[Festi]

Garrus has joined once again
We're old pals so I won't complain
But if you don't woo
He'll have calibrations to do
For reasons he won't explain

[Cerrydd]

Shepard had trouble falling asleep one night
Talking with Grunt would be a delight
  But he had nothing to say
  Just like every day
"I have a clan, kin, and enemies to fight"

She got impatient, she hates waiting
So she went to the one she was currently dating
  But to her surprise
  Garrus rolled his eyes
And told her he was still busy calibrating

She thought, "Why won't anybody talk to me?"
Visiting Mordin sounded like a good idea
  But the hamster on coffee
  Made her feel uneasy
When he started talking about a varren STD

She walked to Miranda for tips on shampoo
Maybe she knew good stores for shoes too
  But even after the last mission
  There's still opposition
Because Miranda said "there's still a lot to do"

Shepard felt sad and started to weep
She went back to her cabin to try to fall asleep
  When she entered her room
  Happiness started to bloom
Because Space Hamster greeted her with a lovely "MEEP!"

[fable13]

The renegade options are great.

Alas, i am slow, i click them to late.

But once the dialog wheel shows,

it already knows,

How to shove a person out the window with hate!

[ihavetogo]

please commander lead us into the light
because the reapers are here to fight
they know no mercy
their leader is a little perky
this ought to be an interesting night

Modifié par ihavetogo, 23 avril 2010 - 02:34 .

[Wentletrap]

EDI, she had a strange thought:
"Pack the shuttle with everyone we've got!"
The Collectors came through,
breached my ship, nabbed my crew,
not to mention the damage to the plot.

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There once was a yeoman named Kelly.
She would dance, and show me her belly.
The Collectors, they took her -
I saw them slow-cook her -
and now she's a puddle of jelly. 

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Hoping to see Tali smile,
I spoke up for her at a trial.
But I slandered her dad,
which ticked her off bad.
Guess her mask won't come off for a while...

Modifié par Wentletrap, 10 juillet 2010 - 08:30 .

[Wentletrap]

The Vanguard playstyle rips.
Charge and Claymore, shortens my trips.
But I find it's less fun
after each fight is done
to go back and look for thermal clips.

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Adept, I think, is less fun.
My cooldowns seem never to be done.
And I use Singularity
with increasing rarity
hoping to trap at least one.   

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Modifié par Wentletrap, 23 avril 2010 - 03:26 .

[ihavetogo]

"we need all the help we can get"
tells you the worst excuse Shep
might be traitors aboard
whose loss we can afford
that's why the Normandy ended up a wreck

(i mean, how did the collectors know where were you in the beginning of the game (when Shepard ended up spaced)? when they attack the normandy towards the end, EDI sent the coordinates... i think it's either a plothole or a traitor)

Modifié par ihavetogo, 23 avril 2010 - 04:37 .

[Alraiis]

Wentletrap wrote...

The Vanguard playstyle rips.
Charge and Claymore, shortens my trips.
But I find it's less fun
after each fight is done
to go back and look for thermal clips.

-----------------------------------------------------

Adept, I think, is less fun.
My cooldowns seem never to be done.
And I use Singularity
with increasing rarity
hoping to trap at least one.   

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Soldier's a great way to go
Use the Rev with Inferno Ammo
   The best part: What your squaddies
   Shout when you drop bodies
Is hilarious when it's said slooooooooow

One day, I might try Engineer
It's got great control, so I hear
   With a Drone and some hackin'
   You can just sit back an'
Wait around while your foes disappear

Modifié par Alraiis, 23 avril 2010 - 04:51 .

[Alraiis]

ihavetogo wrote...

(i mean, how did the collectors know where were you in the beginning of the game (when Shepard ended up spaced)? when they attack the normandy towards the end, EDI sent the coordinates... i think it's either a plothole or a traitor)

TIM could be behind that insanity
To control Shepard he, in his vanity,
   May have staged the attack
   So he could bring Shepard back
And use him (or her) for "yuu-manity"

[ihavetogo]

Alraiis wrote...

ihavetogo wrote...

(i mean, how did the collectors know where were you in the beginning of the game (when Shepard ended up spaced)? when they attack the normandy towards the end, EDI sent the coordinates... i think it's either a plothole or a traitor)

TIM could be behind that insanity
To control Shepard he, in his vanity,
   May have staged the attack
   So he could bring Shepard back
And use him (or her) for "yuu-manity"

Liara is on my list
her prothean interest still exists
she sold you out for their knowledge
but she felt guilty, so she made a pledge
that would be a nice plot twist

(i know it's not likely... but it makes sense)

Modifié par ihavetogo, 23 avril 2010 - 05:41 .

[Nostalgia8500]

 As Shepard helped one of his team
He found a VI it would seem.
On its way to real errors, it's true
It deletes data like you
Garrus said, "That's pretty extreme."

[RigAudio]

Adept, I think, is less fun.
My cooldowns seem never to be done.
And I use Singularity
with increasing rarity
hoping to trap at least one.

That which says "Adept sucks!" is a sham.
Other classes, I don't give a damn.
  I don't mean to be brusque,
  But when up against Husks
Nothing beats Singularity spam.

[ihavetogo]

RigAudio wrote...

Adept, I think, is less fun.
My cooldowns seem never to be done.
And I use Singularity
with increasing rarity
hoping to trap at least one.

That which says "Adept sucks!" is a sham.
Other classes, I don't give a damn.
  I don't mean to be brusque,
  But when up against Husks
Nothing beats Singularity spam.

blackstorm singularity projector
the gun you are really looking for
it's better in every way
in comparison, the singularity is gay
you just have to become an ammo collector

www.youtube.com/watch

[Festi]

Wentletrap wrote...


EDI, she had a strange thought:
"Pack the shuttle with everyone we've got!"
The Collectors came through,
breached my ship, nabbed my crew,
not to mention the damage to the plot.

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The reasoning may not quite fit
I was startled, I must admit
  But when you're in doubt
  There is no need to pout
Just remember: A wizard did it!

[RigAudio]

ihavetogo wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Adept, I think, is less fun.
My cooldowns seem never to be done.
And I use Singularity
with increasing rarity
hoping to trap at least one.

That which says "Adept sucks!" is a sham.
Other classes, I don't give a damn.
  I don't mean to be brusque,
  But when up against Husks
Nothing beats Singularity spam.

blackstorm singularity projector
the gun you are really looking for
it's better in every way
in comparison, the singularity is gay
you just have to become an ammo collector

Gamestop preorders aren't for me
My games are bought through Steam, you see
  You may think I'm psychotic
  But I'm a Biotic
No heavy guns. Just SMG.

Modifié par RigAudio, 23 avril 2010 - 07:49 .

[LiquidGrape]

As the chamber assaulted our eyes,

A skeletal shape began to rise,

Shep stood still for a while,

Then turned 'round with a smile,

"Okay, where's the camera you guys?"

[ihavetogo]

RigAudio wrote...

Gamestop preorders aren't for me
My games are bought through Steam, you see
  You may think I'm psychotic
  But I'm a Biotic
No heavy guns. Just SMG.

i admit gamestop preorders suck
they sell anything for an extra buck
but if you want something to obtain
only they sell it, and you can't complain
otherwise you are stuck

[kglaser]

Cartims wrote...

Tali has three finger claws
There great when she rips off my draws
But one day thet got stuck
And I screamed "What the f*ck"
Now she wears gloves on her paws

Can't...stop...laughing...

[Alraiis]

There once was a bad guy named Hock
With the best objets d'art on the block
   But his guards were inept
   And his treasures were kept
Past a 200-year-old voice lock

It looked like a trivial heist
"We'll just grab this and OH JESUS CHRIST!"
   There's a hologram head
   Who says we'll both be dead
An alarm system would have sufficed!

This put us in a bit of a bind
The escape was a harrowing grind
   But I have to ask why
   Given all those guards died
Why'd we leave all the statues behind?

Modifié par Alraiis, 23 avril 2010 - 09:53 .