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[MokiTheMime]

RigAudio wrote...

Alraiis wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Alraiis wrote...
This put us in a bit of a bind
The escape was a harrowing grind
   But I have to ask why
   Given all those guards died
Why'd we leave all the statues behind?

The statues weigh many a pound
Though there were no more guards around
  To give a rebuttal
  That poor little shuttle
Would not even get off the ground

If heavy lifting's too much of a strain
Then Grunt's tank would've had to remain
   And you could forget
   That whole minerals bit
'Cause extraction couldn't be explained

Grunt's tank's a good point, I admit
But I think that there's more to it
  The craft must provide
  Ways to strap things outside
'Cause the statues would not even fit.

Somedays you aspire to set sail.
Then you find yourself hogtied in a Citadel Jail.
 I'm really bad at this Rig.
 I made a limerick you certainly wont dig.
Go ahead, say it. FAIL.

<3
 

Modifié par MokiTheMime, 24 avril 2010 - 03:40 .

[ihavetogo]

MokiTheMime wrote...

Somedays you aspire to set sail.
Then you find yourself hogtied in a Citadel Jail.
 I'm really bad at this Rig.
 I made a limerick you certainly wont dig.
Go ahead, say it. FAIL.

 

it's not about good or bad
my limericks suck, but i'm still glad
the point is to have fun
in a creative way, hun
even if you're bad, no one gets mad

[MokiTheMime]

ihavetogo wrote...

MokiTheMime wrote...

Somedays you aspire to set sail.
Then you find yourself hogtied in a Citadel Jail.
 I'm really bad at this Rig.
 I made a limerick you certainly wont dig.
Go ahead, say it. FAIL.

 

it's not about good or bad
my limericks suck, but i'm still glad
the point is to have fun
in a creative way, hun
even if you're bad, no one gets mad

That's really nice of you to say, pal.
You make me feel like such a swell gal.
 I'm certainly not winning any medals.
 But hey, at least I'm not a kettle.
It's painfully obvious I lack rationale. 

[Cerrydd]

RazzlesAD wrote...

Cerrydd, those limericks could make a song.

I'd love to, but my musician skills are bad
Hearing me sing? You really don't want that
  But if you want something big
  You could politely ask Rig
Because that's one big talented lad

[kglaser]

Akrylik wrote...

Limericks take time to master
can be hard to think of them faster
don't expect much from me
because as you can see
im not Alraiis or kglaser

d'awww

[RazzlesAD]

Cerrydd wrote...

RazzlesAD wrote...

Cerrydd, those limericks could make a song.

I'd love to, but my musician skills are bad
Hearing me sing? You really don't want that
  But if you want something big
  You could politely ask Rig
Because that's one big talented lad

Oh, I don't care who it is that sings it
As long as someone can make it fit
With some music, a ballad perhaps?
As long as it isn't someone who raps
I bet it will become a huge hit.

[kglaser]

RazzlesAD wrote...

Oh, I don't care who it is that sings it
As long as someone can make it fit
With some music, a ballad perhaps?
As long as it isn't someone who raps
I bet it will become a huge hit.

I'd like to write a limerick about Mordin here, but can't think of anything ATM.

[Cerrydd]

kglaser wrote...

RazzlesAD wrote...

Oh, I don't care who it is that sings it
As long as someone can make it fit
With some music, a ballad perhaps?
As long as it isn't someone who raps
I bet it will become a huge hit.

I'd like to write a limerick about Mordin here, but can't think of anything ATM.

I'll make one, just real quick
I know someone who can do the trick
  Mordin came back from the dead
  He visited this thread
To sing Cerrydd's huge limerick

[ihavetogo]

a dark shadow is waiting for dawn
hired to steal, but awfully calm
 seems like a pro
 ready to go
when she got there the painting was gone

hauled off by another thief
whose eyes were filled with grief
 she let him keep this pawn
 assignment withdrawn
but he never turned it in to his chief

Modifié par ihavetogo, 24 avril 2010 - 09:37 .

[RigAudio]

I surveyed the Normandy group
Right down to the very last troop
  I could scream in their faces
  They stayed in their places
They don't even eat, sleep, or poop.

Modifié par RigAudio, 24 avril 2010 - 10:02 .

[Festi]

I like the new Normandy a lot
Check out all the cool things its got
   3 bathrooms, a kitchen
   And a Yeoman who's itchin'
Too bad it doesn't help the plot

Modifié par Festi, 24 avril 2010 - 10:27 .

[Alraiis]

There once was a ****** named Udina
With the social skills of a hyena
   Though I did him a favor
   His disdain doesn't waver
Soon I'll push his ass down a ravine-a

[Strikor2115]

Miranda, the femme fatal from Australlia
She has latex wrapped genetalia
  She's got beauty and charm
  Her biotics can rip off your arm
"I cleared the engine room" SWEET, its time to nail ya.

[ihavetogo]

Urdnot Wrex the mighty warlord
restlessly wanders the krogan homeworld
  looking for a worthy foe
  who'd make his strenght grow
he thinks "this ball of rock needs to be restored"

when the dust clears there is one reward
his chances against a tresher maw horde
  don't declare him dead
  it's hard to make him dread
during the fight he even seemed a little bored

[Wentletrap]

Choose the ending: 

I wonder what Quarians do
when it comes time to visit the loo.
Number One, I suppose
could be done through a hose...

1) as for Two, I have no clue

2) but how does their doo-doo come through?

3)  but I bet their suits all smell like poo

4) go for the eyes, Boo.

5) so maybe they only eat liquid Omni-goo 

6)  maybe they all poop rainbows and rose petals like our beloved exquisite Tali'zorah!  Mmmm Taliiiiiiiii........

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Tali's fanboys are so sadly stricken,
I fear that they're due to be sickened.
To judge from her feet,
when we see her complete,
she'll probably look like a chicken.

Modifié par Wentletrap, 26 avril 2010 - 03:05 .

[Alraiis]

Wentletrap wrote...

Tali's fanboys are so sadly stricken,
I fear that they're due to be sickened.
To judge from her feet,
when we see her complete,
she'll probably look like a chicken.

Well, from her we haven't heard a cluck
So the fanboy imagination's in luck
   They don't pay heed to biology
   When they see her, she probably
Looks like an elf when it's time to [censored]

[RigAudio]

Miranda chose me to accost
Her skin looked like it was embossed
  Ms. Uncanny Valley
  Died in the finale
And nothing of value was lost

Modifié par RigAudio, 27 avril 2010 - 04:38 .

[Cerrydd]

That poor salarian was killed by Rig
Ugly Shep's master can be such a dick
  It made me sad
  And also very mad
I'm so pissed, this is my last limerick



Boooooooooooooo :'(

[Wentletrap]

As Shepard and Legion had talked,
A romance at last was unlocked.
Love was in effect,
with Shep's mass erect,
and Legion's platform overclocked.

-----------------------------------------------------

Shepard was careful and cautious:
"I'm not sure how to start this whole process..."
Said loveable Legion,
"Check my nether region,
where you'll find my own Geth Colossus". 

-----------------------------------------------------

Emboldened by his lover's candor,
John Shepard began to philander.
He bent down to rub
the active Geth hub,
as Legion cried "Shepard Commander!".

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As she watched from a camera up high,
poor Tali, she started to cry.
She screamed as she lost it,
"That sick little Bosh'tet!
He's cheating on me... with an A.I!"

Modifié par Wentletrap, 05 août 2010 - 06:53 .

[RazzlesAD]

Wentletrap wrote...

Emboldened by his lover's candor,
Shepard began to philander.
He bent down to rub
the active Geth hub,
as Legion cried "Shepard Commander!".

Oh my god! 

[RigAudio]

Wentletrap wrote...


As Shepard and Legion had talked,
A romance at last was unlocked.
Love was in effect,
with Shep's mass erect,
and Legion's platform overclocked.

-----------------------------------------------------

Shepard was careful and cautious:
"I'm not sure how to start this process".
Said loveable Legion,
"Just check out this region
where you'll find my own Geth Colossus". 

-----------------------------------------------------

Emboldened by his lover's candor,
Shepard began to philander.
He bent down to rub
the active Geth hub,
as Legion cried "Shepard Commander!".

-----------------------------------------------------

As she watched from a camera on high,
Tali'Zorah started to cry.
She screamed as she lost it,
"That sick little Vosh'tet!
How dare he dump me for an A.I!"

A steamy affair most desirous
They saw each other eye to iris
  But to shelter his pride,
  Dirty Legion had lied
And Shepard came down with a virus

[Wentletrap]

There once was a man from Akuze,
A renegade with a short fuse.
A reporter, Jilani,
asked a question too many,
so he, shall we say.... broke her news.

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There once was a car called the Mako,
whose driving controls were quite wacko.
You'd scream, and you'd curse,
and you'd drive in reverse,
as the damn thing wound up on its back-o.

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Folks say that Part One felt more "free".
I have to say, I disagree.
You'd fly all around,
but once on the ground,
you'd find the same box factory.

[RigAudio]

My mood is in some kind of slump
I need an emotional jump
  And if pressed, I would handpick
  A side-splitting limerick
Consider this limerick a bump