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[Some Dude]

Been watching the NBA Playoffs and wondered what a Mass Effect Basketball team would look like.
So...
Point Guard- Shepard- Who else? Natural leader and if he/she had some good handles, I bet would the best choice for a PG
Center- Grunt- I would love to see someone try to post up on this guy...
Power Forward- Jacob- Strong, tall, and athletic black guy? Check
Shooting Guard- Garrus- Assuming that being a good sniper would make someone good beyond the arc, he is the perfect choice
Small Forward- Tali- Not sure why, but sounds good to me
6th man (woman)- Ashley- soldier with good endurance would be a good choice for someone to send in when someone is tired
Coach- Wrex- Cause I think he would intimidate the refs
Cheerleader- Miranda (who else would do it?) 

[Iz Stoik zI]

Basketball is irrelevant in all aspects of life

[Some Dude]

Well...

Thinking about it that way so are video games, but people play 'em for fun just like how people play basketball

[RT0wn]

Tennis is better. In fact, why not a Mass Effect Tennis game?

[Gumbeaux Jr]

I'll play.



PG - Thane, too nimble and quick to be guarded

SG - Jack, great biotic abilities to sneakily guide the ball into the hoop

SF - Garrus, pull down a few rebounds a night, and use his veteran savvy for all aspects of the game

PF - Jacob, Reasons listed above

C - Grunt, He's basically Shaq, need I say more.

6th man - Kaidan, not sure why

Coach - Shepard, to lead the squad

[Iz Stoik zI]

Some Dude wrote...

Well...
Thinking about it that way so are video games, but people play 'em for fun just like how people play basketball

Read: Basketball is terrible

[Some Dude]

Iz Stoik zI wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Well...
Thinking about it that way so are video games, but people play 'em for fun just like how people play basketball

Read: Basketball is terrible

Well okay man if thats what you think then I won't try to convince you otherwise...
Im guessing you're from Canada (given your xbox profile on your sig) and you like hockey? (Not trying to be sterotypical)
Now I can say anything I want to about hockey, but is it going to change your mind? I'll guess no.
So I'm not trying to start some s*** with some dude on the Internet, I'm just saying if you don't like b-ball, then don't post on a thread that's talking about b-ball ok?

[Samurai_Wahoo]

Iz Stoik zI wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Well...
Thinking about it that way so are video games, but people play 'em for fun just like how people play basketball

Read: Basketball is terrible

Now that is a compelling argument....

PG: Jacob - To me, he feels like a leader that can call plays
SG: Garrus - a wicked sniper, someone that you would have to watch out for on the perimeter
SF:  Shep - maybe like King James.  Leader and powerhouse
PF:  Wrex - Tough and can get physical in the block
C:  Grunt - he is ugly and big
6th: Kaiden - reliable and clutch
Coach:  Capt. Anderson - he has an eye for talent and I can see him as a player's coach.

[Some Dude]

Haha never thought about making Cpt. Anderson the coach!

Good team, Samurai

[tamperous]

Biotic Volus mascot working the crowd with his fancy tricks.

[firecleaner]

PG- Thane: he is quick and elusive

PG- Jacob: he veteran need someone call the play on the floor

SG- Garrus: He has good aim

PF: Wrex: Think Tim Duncan

C- Grunt: hes huge a beast underneath the basket.

6th- Kaiden can handle himself in the clutch

Coach- Anderson: Who else?

[Some Dude]

I'll add some..

Team trainers-Mordin and Chakwas

[Iz Stoik zI]

Some Dude wrote...

Well okay man if thats what you think then I won't try to convince you otherwise...
Im guessing you're from Canada (given your xbox profile on your sig) and you like hockey? (Not trying to be sterotypical)
Now I can say anything I want to about hockey, but is it going to change your mind? I'll guess no.
So I'm not trying to start some s*** with some dude on the Internet, I'm just saying if you don't like b-ball, then don't post on a thread that's talking about b-ball ok?

Im guessing you're from Canada

Yep.

and you like hockey?

Yep

If you want to know one reason why I think Basketball sucks, it's because they force-feed it down your throats in school. At least 50% of gym class every year was spent playing this sport, even when there were perfectly good soccer nets or floor hockey sticks sitting in the storage room. Nope, we had to play Basketball. Over and over and over.

There are many reasons relating to the sport's gameplay itself, but this is the main one. I didn't like the sport to begin with, and being forced to play it almost every day for grades eventually made me hate it. It's just not fun enough for me to be able to enjoy playing it as much as we did when there's equipment for more fun sports collecting dust in some closet.

Basketball 50+ times a year, floor hockey twice. That's why I hate Basketball.

[rabidhanar]

you know that football or hockey would be better, right...I mean you have Shepard (Cyborg), Grunt (Krogan), Garrus (turian), Zaeed (tough SOB)....Hockey team Grunt as gollie....I can dream right?

[FoFoZem]

NASCAR is better than all of them. NASCAR Mass Effect Cup Series.

[Noble 1]

Iz Stoik zI wrote...

Basketball is irrelevant in all aspects of life

Take  it back this second!

[Noble 1]

RT0wn wrote...

Tennis is better. In fact, why not a Mass Effect Tennis game?

http://www.failimages.com/jokepics/4-3a066hellovaderpt5-1.jpg

[Noble 1]

Gumbeaux Jr wrote...

I'll play.

PG - Thane, too nimble and quick to be guarded
SG - Jack, great biotic abilities to sneakily guide the ball into the hoop
SF - Garrus, pull down a few rebounds a night, and use his veteran savvy for all aspects of the game
PF - Jacob, Reasons listed above
C - Grunt, He's basically Shaq, need I say more.
6th man - Kaidan, not sure why
Coach - Shepard, to lead the squad

Except better looking

[Noble 1]

PG: The Volus Biotic God (Who else?)

SG: Conrad Verner (Crazy people are good at B-Ball, See: Ron Artest/Rodman)

SF: Harbinger (SF is a position for annoying people, See: LeBron)

PF: That captured Krogan in Mordin's recruitment

C: Aria Tloak (People would let her box them out, she'd be a beast on the boards)

[Annihilator27]

Heres what the announcers would say

Wrex "**** shepard is on fire" Shepard shatters the back board. BOOM SHOCKA LAKA

Legion "Census complete, God damn its the shoes"

[NiftuCal]

if were talking ME1 and ME2 squadmates........



pg - shepard. score, pass, rebound, sex with aliens. done.

sg - miranda. cocky, diva, purebred. kobe with bewbs.

sf - jack. whyd be better at catching those ally oops and rockin the rim then a leather bra covered bald chick? think denise rodman, as denise rodman.

pf - garrus. i see garrus being an awesome rebounder for some reason with some sweet touch. maybe a renegade tim duncan.

c - wrex. king of the krogans belongs at the 5. think shaq on roids that eats people.

[Erinlana]

I dont have the first Idea about this sport but please someone tlel me about it ..

[Iz Stoik zI]

Erinlana wrote...

I dont have the first Idea about this sport but please someone tlel me about it ..

Step 1: Bounce the ball

Step 2: Hold the ball with two hands

Step 3: Throw the ball at the basket

Rinse and repeat ad nauseum for 60 minutes and you've got a Basketball game.

[phimseto]

ME1 team:

Coach: David Anderson

C: Wrex. Good at crowding the lane, tough defender. More Bill Russell defender than Wilt Chamberlain offense.
PF: Ashley Williams. Versatile, strong, and tough. Can play inside and outside game.
SF: Garrus. Big man with outside range.
SG: Tali'Zorah. Not afraid to mix it up. Plays an aggressive, drive to the basket game like Allen Iverson.
PG: Commander Shepard. The general who can take over a game at any moment.


ME2 squad
Coach: The Illusive Man. A Red Auerbach for his time.
C: Garrus. In lieu of clogging up the middle, and in order to utilize the post-injury Garrus more effectively, we're moving him into the paint where his ability to defend will help him even when overmatched. Also, he's an upgrade offensively, with a Garnett/Wallace-like outside touch.
PF: Commander Shepard. To make up for the smaller presence up front, Shepard takes his game-dominating ability into the low-post.
SF: Thane Krios. Lean and limber, with great defensive ability and a scorching offensive touch, like Tim Duncan in his prime.
SG: Kasumi Goto. Hides in traffic, only reappearing to sink the dagger in from any point on the court.
PG: Mordin Solus. Already knows how a play will break down before it starts, gets the ball where it needs to go. Likes to sing a victory song or two.

Modifié par phimseto, 22 avril 2010 - 01:21 .

[Some Dude]

Iz Stoik zI wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Well okay man if thats what you think then I won't try to convince you otherwise...
Im guessing you're from Canada (given your xbox profile on your sig) and you like hockey? (Not trying to be sterotypical)
Now I can say anything I want to about hockey, but is it going to change your mind? I'll guess no.
So I'm not trying to start some s*** with some dude on the Internet, I'm just saying if you don't like b-ball, then don't post on a thread that's talking about b-ball ok?

Im guessing you're from Canada

Yep.

and you like hockey?

Yep

If you want to know one reason why I think Basketball sucks, it's because they force-feed it down your throats in school. At least 50% of gym class every year was spent playing this sport, even when there were perfectly good soccer nets or floor hockey sticks sitting in the storage room. Nope, we had to play Basketball. Over and over and over.

There are many reasons relating to the sport's gameplay itself, but this is the main one. I didn't like the sport to begin with, and being forced to play it almost every day for grades eventually made me hate it. It's just not fun enough for me to be able to enjoy playing it as much as we did when there's equipment for more fun sports collecting dust in some closet.

Basketball 50+ times a year, floor hockey twice. That's why I hate Basketball.

I'm sorry you feel that way man, and I see where you are coming from, after all I had some nasty experiences with the floor hockey unit at school and I was forced to be the goalie and I got hit in the nuts by the puck and I didn't want to have anything to do with the sport after that. I believe that PE should be about options (like you said, why have equipment for a sport if you don't ever play it?) and as long as people are exercising it shouldn't matter what they do as long as they do it.