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Yes I get it, I'm not...well american...hmm doesn't quite work in this situation

What the hell is ******?! is it fisting your arse hole?


I'm guessing its slapping the ol' salmon...or something like that.

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Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

niiiiiiiice... avaliable in the UK?


Japan only, and trust me, you don't want it... It's Loli ****!


Lolicon?

Aw.

There's never a shouta con version. :(

I'm Kidding. :whistle:

Though...lol @ racy Wii games. :D So much for being a "kiddy" console.

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Ryzaki wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

niiiiiiiice... avaliable in the UK?


Japan only, and trust me, you don't want it... It's Loli ****!


Lolicon?

Aw.

There's never a shouta con version. :(

I'm Kidding. :whistle:

Though...lol @ racy Wii games. :D So much for being a "kiddy" console.


Kiddy console? Are you mad? Haven't you heard about the woman who became a sex addict after playing wii fit? (that's true, google it)

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daniel.2592 wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

niiiiiiiice... avaliable in the UK?


Japan only, and trust me, you don't want it... It's Loli ****!


Lolicon?

Aw.

There's never a shouta con version. :(

I'm Kidding. :whistle:

Though...lol @ racy Wii games. :D So much for being a "kiddy" console.


Kiddy console? Are you mad? Haven't you heard about the woman who became a sex addict after playing wii fit? (that's true, google it)


wat.

:blink:

Nah. She was a sex addict before Wii fit just opened her up to her wild side. :police:

Though. LOL. That easily ranks up to one of the funniest accidents ever. :lol:

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Sorry, but are you telling me design is art? Are you saying archetects are artists? They are srtists, sure,  but they don't create art. It isn't art, so stop saying it is. It's like saying transformers is art because someone drew a robot. It's not the same. Comic books aren't art, a drawing in a toilet isnt art.

Why are you comparing plumbers and builders to artists? They would be the pencil or brush, surely.
People look at art to get their mind working, they realise things about themselves through looking at the work. Mass Effect is entertainment, Star Wars is entertainment. 

You must be able to see the clear differences between art and mainstream media. Yes? No?

Stopped reading right there. Comics are no less art than books or movies are. They're mediums. You can have a comic that's trash and a comic that's art, the same way you can have books that are trash and books that are art.

More on-topic, I actually would prefer romance scenes more like ME1, or at least more balanced amounts of nudity/sensuality; the fact that all the others are fairly chaste aside from Jacob and Miranda really makes them come off as shallow fanservice romances. GO HERE FOR BOOBS, etc. It's really strange that ME2 is supposedly the more 'adult', mature game--more swearing, more blood, more explicit violence--but most of the romance scenes were really toned down.

I suppose it can be partly marked up to laziness (Liara was the same body model as Ashley and Femshep, just blue), since none of ME2's romances can share a body model on account of most of them are aliens/require unique, detailed textures (Jack's tattoos). Still, it's kind of annoying.

And no, I don't want ****** material in Mass Effect. It shouldn't be porn. But a bit of romantic, appropriate nudity is hardly porn. I don't know a single person who fapped to the romance scenes in ME1.


I never said it was. what the hell is ******? have you just made that word up?

It's actually amazing, you typed three paragraphs and said nothing. Just words that have no meaning to me. It's nothing in my eyes. Sorry, maybe its because im tired. I'm not arguing any more.

******. Verb, 'to ******'. Pretty common, actually.

Do you want the cliffnotes version or something...?
-art has a widely variable definition, but it's stupid to claim that an entire medium can or cannot be art.
-it's strange that the more 'mature' ME2 has more toned-down romance scenes; the fact that there are only two graphic ones makes it seem like they're only there for fanservice
--it's probable that one reason they were toned down because there are six romances and none of them can share a nude model, unlike ME1
-naked people =! porn

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She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.



Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

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enormousmoonboots wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

Sorry, but are you telling me design is art? Are you saying archetects are artists? They are srtists, sure,  but they don't create art. It isn't art, so stop saying it is. It's like saying transformers is art because someone drew a robot. It's not the same. Comic books aren't art, a drawing in a toilet isnt art.

Why are you comparing plumbers and builders to artists? They would be the pencil or brush, surely.
People look at art to get their mind working, they realise things about themselves through looking at the work. Mass Effect is entertainment, Star Wars is entertainment. 

You must be able to see the clear differences between art and mainstream media. Yes? No?

Stopped reading right there. Comics are no less art than books or movies are. They're mediums. You can have a comic that's trash and a comic that's art, the same way you can have books that are trash and books that are art.

More on-topic, I actually would prefer romance scenes more like ME1, or at least more balanced amounts of nudity/sensuality; the fact that all the others are fairly chaste aside from Jacob and Miranda really makes them come off as shallow fanservice romances. GO HERE FOR BOOBS, etc. It's really strange that ME2 is supposedly the more 'adult', mature game--more swearing, more blood, more explicit violence--but most of the romance scenes were really toned down.

I suppose it can be partly marked up to laziness (Liara was the same body model as Ashley and Femshep, just blue), since none of ME2's romances can share a body model on account of most of them are aliens/require unique, detailed textures (Jack's tattoos). Still, it's kind of annoying.

And no, I don't want ****** material in Mass Effect. It shouldn't be porn. But a bit of romantic, appropriate nudity is hardly porn. I don't know a single person who fapped to the romance scenes in ME1.


I never said it was. what the hell is ******? have you just made that word up?

It's actually amazing, you typed three paragraphs and said nothing. Just words that have no meaning to me. It's nothing in my eyes. Sorry, maybe its because im tired. I'm not arguing any more.

******. Verb, 'to ******'. Pretty common, actually.

Do you want the cliffnotes version or something...?
-art has a widely variable definition, but it's stupid to claim that an entire medium can or cannot be art.
-it's strange that the more 'mature' ME2 has more toned-down romance scenes; the fact that there are only two graphic ones makes it seem like they're only there for fanservice
--it's probable that one reason they were toned down because there are six romances and none of them can share a nude model, unlike ME1
-naked people =! porn


Never heard that term before in my entire life. So not so common.

I can't read more than one line of anything you write, it's so boring. I'm not being rude but I lose all concentration when i try. I'm sorry, I can't argue back. I guess you win by default.

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The Wii was never a "Kiddy Console" it's got tons of T & M Rated games...



Calling

CSI: Deadly Intent

Cursed Mountain

Dead Rising Chop Till You Drop

Dead Space Extraction

Deadly Creatures

Driver: Parallel Lines

Disaster: Day of Crisis

Escape from Bug Island

Fatal Frame IV

Fragile Dreams

The Godfather: Blackhand Edition

House of the Dead 2 & 3

House of the Dead: Overkill

JU-ON: The Grudge

LIT

Manhunt 2

Madworld

Metroid Prime Trilogy

Monster Hunter Tri

Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

Muramasa: The Demon Blade

No More Heroes

No More Heroes 2

Obscure: The Aftermath

Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers

Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles

Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love

Scarface: The World is Yours

Sexy Poker

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

Target: Terror

Tenchu: Shadow Assassins



People just like to talk trash about the console.

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She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like every woman's dream.

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daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.


Damn. A gift and a curse.

And yeah tabloids loving placing the blame on someone else. Oh noes there's no way it could be an accident.


At Blk: I know the Wii isn't a kiddy console. I was mostly talking about the whole Xbox 360 and PS3 fanboy behavior of how the "Wii" is for casuals and children and has only mindless games and "shovelware." 

Too much time spent on GameSpot System Wars.

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You are bailing Daniel. Moonboots made some solid points.

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slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Not if it becomes disruptive to everyday life.

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slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Or every man's dream. What man wouldn't want a woman who's extremely easy to please and wants it at least 15 times a day?!

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MadCat221 wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Not if it becomes disruptive to everyday life.


Yeah that's what makes it a gift and a curse. 'Great for sexy time but when you're sitting in a train with old tracks next to some weird old guy. Not so good. :sick:

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You are bailing Daniel. Moonboots made some solid points.


No its like 3am and im waiting to get tired, I cannot be bothered to argue about something that means nothing to me. I can't read it, it's too boring.

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Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Or every man's dream. What man wouldn't want a woman who's extremely easy to please and wants it at least 15 times a day?!


Maybe a man who doesn't want a **** that is red raw and stings to the touch. I mean come on 15 times a day. You'd actually be in agonising pain.

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daniel.2592 wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Or every man's dream. What man wouldn't want a woman who's extremely easy to please and wants it at least 15 times a day?!


Maybe a man who doesn't want a **** that is red raw and stings to the touch. I mean come on 15 times a day. You'd actually be in agonising pain.


Who have you been sleeping with that it has THAT kind of effect on you?!!
Good God, Man! Have you ever tried a little something called foreplay before you just have at it?

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******. Verb, 'to ******'. Pretty common, actually.

Do you want the cliffnotes version or something...?
-art has a widely variable definition, but it's stupid to claim that an entire medium can or cannot be art.
-it's strange that the more 'mature' ME2 has more toned-down romance scenes; the fact that there are only two graphic ones makes it seem like they're only there for fanservice
--it's probable that one reason they were toned down because there are six romances and none of them can share a nude model, unlike ME1
-naked people =! porn


This is the first time ever that I have heard the term "******" so common for you but not so for some of us urban speech luddites.

In regard to Art - its definition and therefore whether an individual considers something is art is subjective. I saw a perspex box at the Guggenheim a few years ago I thought it was for cash donations till it was pointed out to me it was one of the installations......

Anyhow back to the OP I don't necessarily need more nudity for my gaming experience - but it did feel a bit weird not having any in some of the romance scenes - sure Jacob and Miranda got to take there tops off - but I didnt get to see any alien skin at all!! Now the only thing that is burning my retinas is the fanart versions of naked Turians, Drell's and Quarians......

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The Wii girl derailed the thread. So much for tastefull nudity.

Can you post her picture again, by the way? :)

Modifié par slimgrin, 24 avril 2010 - 01:58 .


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Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Or every man's dream. What man wouldn't want a woman who's extremely easy to please and wants it at least 15 times a day?!


Maybe a man who doesn't want a **** that is red raw and stings to the touch. I mean come on 15 times a day. You'd actually be in agonising pain.


Who have you been sleeping with that it has THAT kind of effect on you?!!
Good God, Man! Have you ever tried a little something called foreplay before you just have at it?


After 15 times. How many times have you done it in one day before. I'm pretty sure by 15 your balls will be shrivelled and drained and your dick will be ready to drop off. 15 times! It's crazy.

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daniel.2592 wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Or every man's dream. What man wouldn't want a woman who's extremely easy to please and wants it at least 15 times a day?!


Maybe a man who doesn't want a **** that is red raw and stings to the touch. I mean come on 15 times a day. You'd actually be in agonising pain.


Who have you been sleeping with that it has THAT kind of effect on you?!!
Good God, Man! Have you ever tried a little something called foreplay before you just have at it?


After 15 times. How many times have you done it in one day before. I'm pretty sure by 15 your balls will be shrivelled and drained and your dick will be ready to drop off. 15 times! It's crazy.


I dunno, I've never kept count exactly, but I've definitely gone more than 8 times in a day once and felt fine. (Exhausted with drymouth, but otherwise fine) Things should be smooth and slick with very little friction.
But then again, I do have a mutantly high sex drive and the girl I was with I was madly in love with, but still. I just don't see how you can be raw.

Let's drop this conversation though, it's getting a bet too explicit. 

slimgrin wrote...

The Wii girl derailed the thread. So much for tastefull nudity.

Can you post her picture again, by the way? :)


Certainly...

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Right, let's drop it. You're ****ing crazy. 15 times... madness. I tip my hat to you if you believe you could do that... jesus...

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Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

She fell on her head and woke up with extra sensitive reproductive organs.... she now needs sex 15 times a day and is aroused by the slightest vibration.

Not really the wii but it doesn't stop the tabloids from blaming nintendo.

]

A hoax if I've ever seen one. Pinched nerve in the pelvis? Sounds like very womans dream.


Or every man's dream. What man wouldn't want a woman who's extremely easy to please and wants it at least 15 times a day?!


Maybe a man who doesn't want a **** that is red raw and stings to the touch. I mean come on 15 times a day. You'd actually be in agonising pain.


Who have you been sleeping with that it has THAT kind of effect on you?!!
Good God, Man! Have you ever tried a little something called foreplay before you just have at it?


After 15 times. How many times have you done it in one day before. I'm pretty sure by 15 your balls will be shrivelled and drained and your dick will be ready to drop off. 15 times! It's crazy.


I dunno, I've never kept count exactly, but I've definitely gone more than 8 times in a day once and felt fine. (Exhausted with drymouth, but otherwise fine) Things should be smooth and slick with very little friction.
But then again, I do have a mutantly high sex drive and the girl I was with I was madly in love with, but still. I just don't see how you can be raw.

Let's drop this conversation though, it's getting a bet too explicit. 

slimgrin wrote...

The Wii girl derailed the thread. So much for tastefull nudity.

Can you post her picture again, by the way? :)


Certainly...

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*Sigh*      I think I'm in love.......:wub:

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Right, let's drop it. You're ****ing crazy. 15 times... madness. I tip my hat to you if you believe you could do that... jesus...


I dunno about 15, but still, I went over 8 times once with my ex fiancee once on Thanksgiving. And I'm not lying.

How did I do it, I dunno...

I had reach, but she had flexibility.

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Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...

daniel.2592 wrote...

Right, let's drop it. You're ****ing crazy. 15 times... madness. I tip my hat to you if you believe you could do that... jesus...


I dunno about 15, but still, I went over 8 times once with my ex fiancee once on Thanksgiving. And I'm not lying.

How did I do it, I dunno...

I had reach, but she had flexibility.


HA HA HA you're amazing, you need to send me some tips. 8 times, you must have been close to shooting dust.