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[Alexine]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

RPGmom28 wrote...

It's time for some Jacob chest screenies. Who's got 'em?

You mean topless Jacob? This thread is full of dudes, we aren't exacty interested in Jacob's chest.
I think Alexine has them, but I don't think she's online now.

Chesty Jacob?? Hmm, might take up the challenge and take some screencaps. I won't mind, since I'm a chick, but I prefer chesty guys slimmer, rather than bulky (but I still like Jacob! :happy:) But I'm caught up playing Alpha Protocol atm, so it'll have to come later date (I suck at it so that's probably why )

Though I do have some other Jacon screenies!



I have many more screenies, but if I put them up, they'll probably be used to fuel more Jacob jokes. So I'll keep digging, see what other Jacob screencaps I could find.

[Commissar Gash]

Thanks Alexine, I'll add them to my album:wizard:

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 31 mai 2010 - 04:09 .

[RPGmom28]

Very nice! Thank you.

[NICKjnp]

A motivational in case you ever get harassed by Tali trolls...

[Commissar Gash]

NICKjnp wrote...

A motivational in case you ever get harassed by Tali trolls...

But that's just logic, a Biotic Human male with military training will be more effective in combat then a female Quarian Engineer. Jacob can survive alone longer and he has leadership skills. Of course there's a whole army of people who disagree with me, so

[Festi]

Super Jacob's pancake senses are tingling! Trouble is afoot. Grab your trusty jet pack and fly off to fight evil! Super Jacob fights evil with his nukes, his ability to fill any role he volunteers for, his ability to materialize cake from nothing and his amazing pancake senses which sense trouble, evil, and people photoshoping pancakes onto his head!!

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...


Super Jacob's pancake senses are tingling! Trouble is afoot. Grab your trusty jet pack and fly off to fight evil! Super Jacob fights evil with his nukes, his ability to fill any role he volunteers for, his ability to materialize cake from nothing and his amazing pancake senses which sense trouble, evil, and people photoshoping pancakes onto his head!!

Super Jacob uses a UPSC FTL Jetpack and he needs his Pink Terminus Armor of Doom to use it, still like the picture thogh:lol:

[Festi]

Like all good super heroes, Super Jacob has multiple outfits for multiple occasions (especially since I know nothing about Halo).  This is his casual outfit for fighting casual evil... you know the kind that is evil but doesn't have a cat.  (If you have pictures of those things I'll see if I can put Jacob into them though if you want;))

[Garlador]

I love Jacob, but probably for none of the reasons I should.

I tried getting with him as my Fem Shep, but things just felt so weird and dirty, like every conversation was from a bad porno. Thankfully/unfortunately, when I played as Male Shep, I learned that that's just how Jacob talks to everyone.

I love how he's like the absolute worst "door greeter" for the new crew. "Hey! Tali's here!" "Say hi to the AI for us." "Hey, we got Thane!" "I don't trust assassins." "I got a cool new Krogan!" "Don't touch it." "I picked up an awesome Geth buddy." "Space it. Or shoot it." The only people he's remotely good at greeting onto the ship are Mordin and Samara.

Honestly, he should probably just hook up with Kasumi.



"But the PRIIIIIIZE...."

[Darc_Requiem]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

A motivational in case you ever get harassed by Tali trolls...

But that's just logic, a Biotic Human male with military training will be more effective in combat then a female Quarian Engineer. Jacob can survive alone longer and he has leadership skills. Of course there's a whole army of people who disagree with me, so

You comments plus the animated gif made me LOL so hard.

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Like all good super heroes, Super Jacob has multiple outfits for multiple occasions (especially since I know nothing about Halo).  This is his casual outfit for fighting casual evil... you know the kind that is evil but doesn't have a cat.  (If you have pictures of those things I'll see if I can put Jacob into them though if you want;))

There are no FTL jetpacks in Halo, they've regular jetpacks though. I'll try to get some good pics of the jetpack.

Darc_Requiem wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

NICKjnp
wrote...

A motivational in case you ever get harassed by Tali
trolls...
*snip*

But that's just logic, a Biotic Human
male with military training will be more effective in combat then a
female Quarian Engineer. Jacob can survive alone longer and he has
leadership skills. Of course there's a whole army of people who disagree
with me, so

You comments plus the animated gif made me
LOL so hard.

Why? I'm only saying the truth, a Human male like Jacob IS stronger then a Quarian. Jacob has military training and he CAN lead a squad without getting it killed.....
And that's our Anti-flame Bubble  Shield btw and I need to use it again


Have you read something from my fic btw?

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 31 mai 2010 - 08:02 .

[Darc_Requiem]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

Like all good super heroes, Super Jacob has multiple outfits for multiple occasions (especially since I know nothing about Halo).  This is his casual outfit for fighting casual evil... you know the kind that is evil but doesn't have a cat.  (If you have pictures of those things I'll see if I can put Jacob into them though if you want;))

There are no FTL jetpacks in Halo, they've regular jetpacks though. I'll try to get some good pics of the jetpack.

Darc_Requiem wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

NICKjnp
wrote...

A motivational in case you ever get harassed by Tali
trolls...
*snip*

But that's just logic, a Biotic Human
male with military training will be more effective in combat then a
female Quarian Engineer. Jacob can survive alone longer and he has
leadership skills. Of course there's a whole army of people who disagree
with me, so

You comments plus the animated gif made me
LOL so hard.

Why? I'm only saying the truth, a Human male like Jacob IS stronger then a Quarian. Jacob has military training and he CAN lead a squad without getting it killed.....
And that's our Anti-flame Bubble  Shield btw and I need to use it again


Have you read something from my fic btw?

Yeah didn't realize it was Halo/Mass Effect mash up. Can I ask something that will probably seem really stupid. What does MAC stand for?

Side note: I thought the what you said was funny because the you had a gif of you putting up your flame shield 

Modifié par Darc_Requiem, 31 mai 2010 - 09:52 .

[Commissar Gash]

Darc_Requiem wrote...
Yeah didn't realize it was Halo/Mass Effect mash up. Can I ask something that will probably seem really stupid. What does MAC stand for?

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon
I needed to have something more badass then the Alliance (alien loving politicians aren't badass) and UNSC was perfect for it.
I've replaced some things, updated some other things, nerfed the ship MAC's, gave them a higher RoF and that's how UPSC started.
If you can't stand Halo then I'm sorry, I can't do anything to change it (and I also don't want to change it)

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 31 mai 2010 - 10:13 .

[Darc_Requiem]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...
Yeah didn't realize it was Halo/Mass Effect mash up. Can I ask something that will probably seem really stupid. What does MAC stand for?

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon
I needed to have something more badass then the Alliance (alien loving politicians aren't badass) and UNSC was perfect for it.
I've replaced some things, updated some other things, nerfed the ship MAC's, gave them a higher RoF and that's how UPSC started.
If you can't stand Halo then I'm sorry, but I can't do anything to change it (and I also don't want to change it)

Nah the Halo aspects don't bother me, just caught me off guard. I did notice one thing that you didn't catch. In Chapter 3, I think it was 3, you said the Normady cloaked to become invincible to sensors, I knew you meant invisible but I thought I'd give you a heads up anyway.

[Commissar Gash]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...
Yeah didn't realize it was Halo/Mass Effect mash up. Can I ask something that will probably seem really stupid. What does MAC stand for?

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon
I needed to have something more badass then the Alliance (alien loving politicians aren't badass) and UNSC was perfect for it.
I've replaced some things, updated some other things, nerfed the ship MAC's, gave them a higher RoF and that's how UPSC started.
If you can't stand Halo then I'm sorry, but I can't do anything to change it (and I also don't want to change it)

Nah the Halo aspects don't bother me, just caught me off guard. I did notice one thing that you didn't catch. In Chapter 3, I think it was 3, you said the Normady cloaked to become invincible to sensors, I knew you meant invisible but I thought I'd give you a heads up anyway.

Sometimes Word just fails to see the small mistakes...<_<
The Normandy in my fic can cloak, like this (skip to 1:28). UPSC has the tech for it.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 31 mai 2010 - 11:32 .

[Darc_Requiem]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...
Yeah didn't realize it was Halo/Mass Effect mash up. Can I ask something that will probably seem really stupid. What does MAC stand for?

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon
I needed to have something more badass then the Alliance (alien loving politicians aren't badass) and UNSC was perfect for it.
I've replaced some things, updated some other things, nerfed the ship MAC's, gave them a higher RoF and that's how UPSC started.
If you can't stand Halo then I'm sorry, but I can't do anything to change it (and I also don't want to change it)

Nah the Halo aspects don't bother me, just caught me off guard. I did notice one thing that you didn't catch. In Chapter 3, I think it was 3, you said the Normady cloaked to become invincible to sensors, I knew you meant invisible but I thought I'd give you a heads up anyway.

Sometimes Word just fails to see the small mistakes...<_<
The Normandy in my fic can cloak, like this (skip to 1:28). UPSC has the tech for it.

Oh yeah, I got burned by Word's grammar check back in my college days. So I know the feeling.

[Sand King]

I'm back, I missed Jacob > Tali, MAC, and Normandy with the abilities of a UNSC Prowler.

[Alexine]

I managed to get one of my friend's saves of ME2 (since she cheated on Kaidan and romanced Jacob, then killed Jacob for science to see Kaidan's reaction), so here is Chesty Jacob!







Just looking at the screencaps, does it look like Jacob's wearing a body suit or something? but other than that, his body is quite textured... 

But man, look at all those muscles!

[Sand King]

Alexine wrote...

I managed to get one of my friend's saves of ME2 (since she cheated on Kaidan and romanced Jacob, then killed Jacob for science to see Kaidan's reaction), so here is Chesty Jacob!
*snip*
Just looking at the screencaps, does it look like Jacob's wearing a body suit or something? but other than that, his body is quite textured... 

But man, look at all those muscles!

[Jack Package]

This may be random but I just saw a part from Halo Legends and I must say that Spartan 1337 is absolutely awesome!

[Sand King]

Jack Package wrote...

This may be random but I just saw a part from Halo Legends and I must say that Spartan 1337 is absolutely awesome!

S-1337 my be non-cannon, but he has untold levels of win.

[Jack Package]

Sand King wrote...

Jack Package wrote...

This may be random but I just saw a part from Halo Legends and I must say that Spartan 1337 is absolutely awesome!

S-1337 my be non-cannon, but he has untold levels of win.
*snip*

Yes! And he is really good in heroic poses!
http://media.dvdtown...ge.php?id=14466
Because it's non-canon it works. Funny as hell!

Jacob should also get an awesome number in ME3. He should rejoin the Alliance and become a N 1337.

Modifié par Jack Package, 01 juin 2010 - 02:14 .

[Festi]

Alexine wrote...

I managed to get one of my friend's saves of ME2 (since she cheated on Kaidan and romanced Jacob, then killed Jacob for science to see Kaidan's reaction), so here is Chesty Jacob!

Just looking at the screencaps, does it look like Jacob's wearing a body suit or something? but other than that, his body is quite textured... 

But man, look at all those muscles!

Yeah, where his neck and his body meet isn't quite smooth, so it kinda does make it look like a suit lol.   I like that she did it FOR SCIENCE!!!!

[Alexine]

Sand King wrote...

Alexine wrote...

I managed to get one of my friend's saves of ME2 (since she cheated on Kaidan and romanced Jacob, then killed Jacob for science to see Kaidan's reaction), so here is Chesty Jacob!
*snip*
Just looking at the screencaps, does it look like Jacob's wearing a body suit or something? but other than that, his body is quite textured... 

But man, look at all those muscles!

Oh god, that commerical. Now if that was Jacob... *shivers*

[Sand King]

I was just watching "The Package" and noticed that Solomon sort of looks like Jacob. Anyone else see it?