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[Sand King]

Some Dude wrote...

That guy was pretty cool...
JT and I would probably go to Illium though.... unless Conrad is there....

If Conrad is there then you would have some one to get you drinks. ( and you could always shot him in the other foot.)

[Some Dude]

Mortal Kombat: Mass Effect

Jacob vs. Conrad

ROUND 1

FIGHT!

(Jacob uses Pull)

Jacob: Gravity is one MEAN MUTHA!

ROUND 1

JACOB WINS

ROUND 2

FIGHT!

(Conrad takes picture of Shepard who is watching from distance)

Conrad:This will look GREAT on my wall....

(Jacob blasts him with shotgun)

FINISH HIM!

(Jacob and Shepard do a brofist through Conrad, and Jacob lauches him into nearby spiked wall)

JACOB WINS!

BROTALITY!

[Sand King]

Cool Story Bro

[Festi]

Lol that was awesome. You know where a crazy place to spill drinks would be? Tuchanka... we could bring some human liquor along for the week intestined... that would be an exciting trip.

[Some Dude]

Brogans around....

Wrex, Grunt, Jacob....

Would be awesome

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

Lol that was awesome. You know where a crazy place to spill drinks would be? Tuchanka... we could bring some human liquor along for the week intestined... that would be an exciting trip.

"You call that liquor"
"This is liquor"
*passes out*
"Ha, The Hum..." *passes out*

[Festi]

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

Lol that was awesome. You know where a crazy place to spill drinks would be? Tuchanka... we could bring some human liquor along for the week intestined... that would be an exciting trip.

"You call that liquor"
"This is liquor"
*passes out*
"Ha, The Hum..." *passes out*

I second this!  Then you wake up to Urz licking your face.... mmmm Varen breath...

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

Lol that was awesome. You know where a crazy place to spill drinks would be? Tuchanka... we could bring some human liquor along for the week intestined... that would be an exciting trip.

"You call that liquor"
"This is liquor"
*passes out*
"Ha, The Hum..." *passes out*

I second this!  Then you wake up to Urz licking your face.... mmmm Varen breath...

[Some Dude]

Jacob: "Uh.... Commander?"

Shepard: "How long was I out?"

Jacob: "A couple hours, or so"

Shepard: "Where's Wrex?"

(Jacob points to throne only to see Wrex completely out of it thanks to the liquor)

(Shepard smiles)

Shepard: "I always knew Wrex has a softie"

[Sand King]

Some Dude wrote...

Jacob: "Uh.... Commander?"
Shepard: "How long was I out?"
Jacob: "A couple hours, or so"
Shepard: "Where's Wrex?"
(Jacob points to throne only to see Wrex completely out of it thanks to the liquor)
(Shepard smiles)
Shepard: "I always knew Wrex has a softie"

Shepard: "I'm going to take his wallet"
Jacob: *facepalm*
Shaman: "WHAT in the WIDE WIDE world of sports is a goin' on here?"

[Alexine]

Some Dude wrote...

Mortal Kombat: Mass Effect
Jacob vs. Conrad
ROUND 1
FIGHT!
(Jacob uses Pull)
Jacob: Gravity is one MEAN MUTHA!
ROUND 1
JACOB WINS
ROUND 2
FIGHT!
(Conrad takes picture of Shepard who is watching from distance)
Conrad:This will look GREAT on my wall....
(Jacob blasts him with shotgun)
FINISH HIM!
(Jacob and Shepard do a brofist through Conrad, and Jacob lauches him into nearby spiked wall)
JACOB WINS!
BROTALITY!

Haha, that's funny. XD

What if it's against... Corporal Toombs?

And a Jacob pic:



Mordin and Jacob having a solve the puzzle contest!

Modifié par Alexine, 11 juin 2010 - 06:27 .

[Some Dude]

I'm pretty proud of the Mortal Kombat reference

[Festi]

Sand King wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Jacob: "Uh.... Commander?"
Shepard: "How long was I out?"
Jacob: "A couple hours, or so"
Shepard: "Where's Wrex?"
(Jacob points to throne only to see Wrex completely out of it thanks to the liquor)
(Shepard smiles)
Shepard: "I always knew Wrex has a softie"

Shepard: "I'm going to take his wallet"
Jacob: *facepalm*
Shaman: "WHAT in the WIDE WIDE world of sports is a goin' on here?"

Shaman: Shepard!  I like you but Urdnot Grunt is not allowed to consume any alchohol until has passed the right of drinking!!!
Shepard: Another right.... so what does this one involve?
Shaman: A thresher maw, a pogo stick, and five cases of ryncol....

[Some Dude]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Jacob: "Uh.... Commander?"
Shepard: "How long was I out?"
Jacob: "A couple hours, or so"
Shepard: "Where's Wrex?"
(Jacob points to throne only to see Wrex completely out of it thanks to the liquor)
(Shepard smiles)
Shepard: "I always knew Wrex has a softie"

Shepard: "I'm going to take his wallet"
Jacob: *facepalm*
Shaman: "WHAT in the WIDE WIDE world of sports is a goin' on here?"

Shaman: Shepard!  I like you but Urdnot Grunt is not allowed to consume any alchohol until has passed the right of drinking!!!
Shepard: Another right.... so what does this one involve?
Shaman: A thresher maw, a pogo stick, and five cases of ryncol....

Shepard: Sounds like a lotta fun!
Jacob: Commander.... I don't think....
Shepard: Come on it will be fun!

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Jacob: "Uh.... Commander?"
Shepard: "How long was I out?"
Jacob: "A couple hours, or so"
Shepard: "Where's Wrex?"
(Jacob points to throne only to see Wrex completely out of it thanks to the liquor)
(Shepard smiles)
Shepard: "I always knew Wrex has a softie"

Shepard: "I'm going to take his wallet"
Jacob: *facepalm*
Shaman: "WHAT in the WIDE WIDE world of sports is a goin' on here?"

Shaman: Shepard!  I like you but Urdnot Grunt is not allowed to consume any alchohol until has passed the right of drinking!!!
Shepard: Another right.... so what does this one involve?
Shaman: A thresher maw, a pogo stick, and five cases of ryncol....

Shepard: What do have to do first
Shaman: Your first tas..
*explosion*
Shepard: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Illusive Man: There are some who call me... Tim.

[Sand King]

Damn my computer lag.

[Festi]

We could make use of Jacobs ability to light fire on fire... somehow... to make some kind of drink... that defies the laws of physics and reality...

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

We could make use of Jacobs ability to light fire on fire... somehow... to make some kind of drink... that defies the laws of physics and reality...

We can only overcome science with.... Science

[DirtyVagrant]

What player class do you think Jacob best fits into?

[Festi]

I'd say he's kinda like a Vanguard. He has a shotgun and biotics. Though maybe he is a technician...

It doesn't really matter in the end though, Super Jacob has the ability to fit into any role he volunteers for...

[Commissar Gash]

DirtyVagrant wrote...

What player class do you think Jacob best fits into?

I'm sure it won't be Vanguard or Soldier, because he's a Vanguard, why have two? Soldiers can survive by themselves.

[Alexine]

DirtyVagrant wrote...

What player class do you think Jacob best fits into?

Jacob has his own class: The Super Jacob Soldier class! (like Thane who gets his special Thane Assassin class)

[Darc_Requiem]

In ME2 Jacob is a Vanguard. In MEG he's an assault rifle wielding, grenade launcher carrying, heavy armor wearing Sentinel.

[Cra5y Pineapple]

I demand to know why of all the sigs there are no "Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzeeee" ones!

[Commissar Gash]

Cra5y Pineapple wrote...

I demand to know why of all the sigs there are no "Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzeeee" ones!

YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE DEMANDS OF THE JACOB THREAD!
The Priiize is gone, they have they own group now.