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[Festi]

Pacifien wrote...

Drive by question. Romantic evening out with Jacob. Describe it. Go!

Well I'd like to see JT dressed up in a nice suit, I'm old fashioned I guess and I really have a thing for those suits that have those vests... layers ftw... lol.  Sort of Victorian or late Edwardian I guess.  No top hats though... top hats are for silly occasions.  I would put Femshep in a more modern dress but still something long and decent... Female Victorian cloths look like torture:(.

So then maybe something nice and quiet like an outdoor festival with classical music and dancing.  Their lives are so hectic, fast paced, and explosive that I think something relaxing and calming would be a nice break.  It would be pretty cool if the whole crew was there too I'd love to see Joker try to Waltz .  I suppose just having a nice time through the evening then watching the stars and what not and camping out for the night.    Oh oh yeah and smores.... friggin' smores people....  smores eaten very very carefully so we don't muss up our nice fancy pants clothes

Also, Super Jacob makes perfect smores with his ability to light fire on fire because he can light the flaming marshmellow on fire.... yeah... and he can materialize cake so we got desert covered!!!!  Jacob is also a great dancer because of his ability to fulfil any job he declares he can do!  He wears his SJT (Super Jacob Taylor) outfit for romantic outings lacking any stupid priiiiiize lines and skeazy Femshep come ons.... lol.  I declare this outing classy.  classY!!!! Caps lock does not lie!!!!

Modifié par Festi, 13 juillet 2010 - 03:24 .

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Pacifien wrote...

Drive by question. Romantic evening out with Jacob. Describe it. Go!

Well I'd like to see JT dressed up in a nice suit, I'm old fashioned I guess and I really have a thing for those suits that have those vests... layers ftw... lol.  Sort of Victorian or late Edwardian I guess.  No top hats though... top hats are for silly occasions.  I would put Femshep in a more modern dress but still something long and decent... Female Victorian cloths look like torture:(.

So then maybe something nice and quiet like an outdoor festival with classical music and dancing.  Their lives are so hectic, fast paced, and explosive that I think something relaxing and calming would be a nice break.  It would be pretty cool if the whole crew was there too I'd love to see Joker try to Waltz .  I suppose just having a nice time through the evening then watching the stars and what not and camping out for the night.    Oh oh yeah and smores.... friggin' smores people....  smores eaten very very carefully so we don't muss up our nice fancy pants clothes

Also, Super Jacob makes perfect smores with his ability to light fire on fire because he can light the flaming marshmellow on fire.... yeah... and he can materialize cake so we got desert covered!!!!  Jacob is also a great dancer because of his ability to fulfil any job he declares he can do!  He wears his SJT (Super Jacob Taylor) outfit for romantic outings lacking any stupid priiiiiize lines and skeazy Femshep come ons.... lol.  I declare this outing classy.  classY!!!! Caps lock does not lie!!!!

There should be a video made from this idea, it would be full of WIN!

[Commissar Gash]

mrsph wrote...

Only the best fanart for my number one pal Jacob.

LMAO! That's hilarious!
For people who don't get it.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 23 juillet 2010 - 05:20 .

[Festi]

I will never stop loving those commercials... or this picture... or my bro JT!!!!!! bromance 4 eva!!!

Elcor: Dejectedly- should I feel like a man now?

[Festi]

You've inspired me. Hurray!





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[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

You've inspired me. Hurray!


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Festi, this is hilarious!
I laughed my ass off!

[kraidy1117]

Festi wrote...

You've inspired me. Hurray!


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LMFAO!

[Festi]

Glad you guys liked it . I think they should use the actor from those commercials as JT's character model... you know so we get a character with proper proportions...



As for the comic though, that is actually supposed to be JT, I could totally see him doing that... because he is super Jacob and he can do anything he wants.

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Glad you guys liked it . I think they should use the actor from those commercials as JT's character model... you know so we get a character with proper proportions...

As for the comic though, that is actually supposed to be JT, I could totally see him doing that... because he is super Jacob and he can do anything he wants.

That's true, the only reason why JT haven't used his Pink Terminus Armor of Doom and Anti-Reaper BFG is that he wants to give Shepard a chance to show of before JT saves the galaxy! :innocent:

[Mondo47]

Hey there, Priiize-Winners - I've just put together a poll to try and get a sense of the popularity of the various Mass Effect love interests based on gamer's age groups and genders. If you want to take a minute to give it a look over,  you'll find it here. Thanks and all the best to y'all

[Festi]

Mondo47 wrote...

Hey there, Priiize-Winners - I've just put together a poll to try and get a sense of the popularity of the various Mass Effect love interests based on gamer's age groups and genders. If you want to take a minute to give it a look over,  you'll find it here. Thanks and all the best to y'all

You know what!?  Jacob IS a winner.  Of many things INCLUDING priiiizes.  He may not win your poll.  He may not win a popularity contest.  But he has bro-fisted my heart and crushed it with the good stuff.  Super JT is the supportive glue that keeps the sparkles on the pinata!

[KendallX23]

Jacob might not get the best lines for fem Shep but he is def. a great squadmate...i for one would be very pissed if he is not a squadmate in ME3...he is my wingman

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Hey there, Priiize-Winners - I've just put together a poll to try and get a sense of the popularity of the various Mass Effect love interests based on gamer's age groups and genders. If you want to take a minute to give it a look over,  you'll find it here. Thanks and all the best to y'all

You know what!?  Jacob IS a winner.  Of many things INCLUDING priiiizes.  He may not win your poll.  He may not win a popularity contest.  But he has bro-fisted my heart and crushed it with the good stuff.  Super JT is the supportive glue that keeps the sparkles on the pinata!

This, but why pinatas? *imagines a blindfolded JT trying to hit a pinata with a stick*

[Commissar Gash]

KendallX23 wrote...

Jacob might not get the best lines for fem Shep but he is def. a great squadmate...i for one would be very pissed if he is not a squadmate in ME3...he is my wingman

Same here, he must return! Being a LI helps his case though...

[Festi]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Hey there, Priiize-Winners - I've just put together a poll to try and get a sense of the popularity of the various Mass Effect love interests based on gamer's age groups and genders. If you want to take a minute to give it a look over,  you'll find it here. Thanks and all the best to y'all

You know what!?  Jacob IS a winner.  Of many things INCLUDING priiiizes.  He may not win your poll.  He may not win a popularity contest.  But he has bro-fisted my heart and crushed it with the good stuff.  Super JT is the supportive glue that keeps the sparkles on the pinata!

This, but why pinatas? *imagines a blindfolded JT trying to hit a pinata with a stick*

Because JT is the solid base man.  The other squademates and LI's may have sparkly family issues or halucinogenic skin but JT is the strong base that's always there to keep stuff together and watch over the mission and the team.

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

Hey there, Priiize-Winners - I've just put together a poll to try and get a sense of the popularity of the various Mass Effect love interests based on gamer's age groups and genders. If you want to take a minute to give it a look over,  you'll find it here. Thanks and all the best to y'all

You know what!?  Jacob IS a winner.  Of many things INCLUDING priiiizes.  He may not win your poll.  He may not win a popularity contest.  But he has bro-fisted my heart and crushed it with the good stuff.  Super JT is the supportive glue that keeps the sparkles on the pinata!

This, but why pinatas? *imagines a blindfolded JT trying to hit a pinata with a stick*

Because JT is the solid base man.  The other squademates and LI's may have sparkly family issues or halucinogenic skin but JT is the strong base that's always there to keep stuff together and watch over the mission and the team.

Interesting methaphor Festi...
Jacob Taylor, the holy protector of pinatas and Shepard's toy model ships!

[Anezay]

Wait, Jacob has fans?

[Festi]

Wait... those were TOY ships... wtf... I thought they were candy filled space pinatas....

What will I use for the crews birthday parties.... oh I know!!!! JT can make us some pinatas and materialize us some cakes... because he can do ANYTHING!



Really though.... I do have a question and I'm being to lazy to go find out for myself soooooo.... JT's mom is still alive correct?

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Wait... those were TOY ships... wtf... I thought they were candy filled space pinatas....
What will I use for the crews birthday parties.... oh I know!!!! JT can make us some pinatas and materialize us some cakes... because he can do ANYTHING!

Really though.... I do have a question and I'm being to lazy to go find out for myself soooooo.... JT's mom is still alive correct?

I think she was dead, but I'm not sure about it.

[Festi]

Thanks, I couldn't remember if he said anything about it or not and I haven't played for a while. By the way, do you happen to have a picture of the brofist by any chance?

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Thanks, I couldn't remember if he said anything about it or not and I haven't played for a while. By the way, do you happen to have a picture of the brofist by any chance?

What kind of brofist?

[Festi]

Just a picture where he and Shepard bro hug, like the get loud and spill some drinks one or something.

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Just a picture where he and Shepard bro hug, like the get loud and spill some drinks one or something.

Sadly I don't have it

[Festi]

That's ok. I'll get one later when I have access to the computer with the game on it.