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[Alexine]

Festi wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

lazuli wrote...

You'll find it's an eclectic mix in here.

This is true! 

I don't like Cerberus.  I like every squade mate.  I can't make it through a renegade run because it makes me feel bad....  And I am strangly attracted to TIM... what what!
But we all like JT and that is what matters.

Wait, WHAT?!
Indeed Festi.

Your exclimation is now diamonds!!!!  Which I am going to use to buy Jacob a dress suit.... he is going to look epically snazy...

When I think of dress suits, I think of those dress robes in Harry Potter novels.

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

lazuli wrote...

You'll find it's an eclectic mix in here.

This is true! 

I don't like Cerberus.  I like every squade mate.  I can't make it through a renegade run because it makes me feel bad....  And I am strangly attracted to TIM... what what!
But we all like JT and that is what matters.

Well, these thinks happen.

Damn right

[Festi]

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

lazuli wrote...

You'll find it's an eclectic mix in here.

This is true! 

I don't like Cerberus.  I like every squade mate.  I can't make it through a renegade run because it makes me feel bad....  And I am strangly attracted to TIM... what what!
But we all like JT and that is what matters.

Well, these thinks happen.

Damn right

Lol I see what you did there.....
@ Alexine... now I see Jacob in wizards robes :happy:

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

Lol I see what you did there.....
@ Alexine... now I see Jacob in wizards robes :happy:

[Festi]

It's all fallen together!!!!! A wizard did it... and Jacob is a wizard... there fore.... Jacob controls the entire ME universe!!!!! !!!!

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

It's all fallen together!!!!! A wizard did it... and Jacob is a wizard... there fore.... Jacob controls the entire ME universe!!!!! !!!!

It all makes sense now doesn't it.

[Alexine]

Festi wrote...

It's all fallen together!!!!! A wizard did it... and Jacob is a wizard... there fore.... Jacob controls the entire ME universe!!!!! !!!!

ZOMG, Super Jacob is... the wizard who made the hugest plotholes that the Normandy can fly through

[Sand King]

Alexine wrote...

Festi wrote...

It's all fallen together!!!!! A wizard did it... and Jacob is a wizard... there fore.... Jacob controls the entire ME universe!!!!! !!!!

ZOMG, Super Jacob is... the wizard who made the hugest plotholes that the Normandy can fly through

Now you know

Modifié par Sand King, 29 août 2010 - 04:55 .

[Festi]

We know too much....

[Darc_Requiem]

The only squad member I don't like is Morinth. After getting access to her loyalty power, I promptly reloaded my last save and put the murderous **** down. Poor Nef. Other than that I like all the squad members, I just like some more than others.

Having multiple Shepards of both genders, despite the cheesy dialog, the fact that Jacob actually asks how Shepard is doing instantly makes him one of my favorite crew members. The rest of the crew seems to think Shepard is really Counselor Troi and freely ****es about all of their problems while not even asking how Shepard's day is going. My male Shepards will happily spill drinks with Jacob anytime. My femsheps will happily wash their uniforms on Jacob's abs

Modifié par Darc_Requiem, 29 août 2010 - 06:38 .

[Sand King]

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

[Festi]

Sand King wrote...

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

I kinda like her but mostly because I feel bad for her.  It isn't her fault the way she is but the way she handles it is pretty awful.  I wonder how Jacob would react to welcoming that one on board if he knew when she came XD....

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

I kinda like her but mostly because I feel bad for her.  It isn't her fault the way she is but the way she handles it is pretty awful.  I wonder how Jacob would react to welcoming that one on board if he knew when she came XD....

He would probably be pissed.

[Festi]

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

I kinda like her but mostly because I feel bad for her.  It isn't her fault the way she is but the way she handles it is pretty awful.  I wonder how Jacob would react to welcoming that one on board if he knew when she came XD....

He would probably be pissed.

More so than about Legion?  Maybe there were Ardat Yakshi on Eden Prime   That would make things even worse!  Or... better?

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

More so than about Legion?  Maybe there were Ardat Yakshi on Eden Prime   That would make things even worse!  Or... better?

Hard to tell

[Festi]

I think he would pull a gun out. Honestly, if I was in that position that's probably what I would do.

[Sand King]

Festi wrote...

I think he would pull a gun out. Honestly, if I was in that position that's probably what I would do.

Well if my commanding officer just brought a space succubus on board I would probably do the same thing.

[Festi]

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

I think he would pull a gun out. Honestly, if I was in that position that's probably what I would do.

Well if my commanding officer just brought a space succubus on board I would probably do the same thing.

Shepard: Now Jacob... I know she's a centuries old sex addict and serial killer feared by the entire Asari race and hunted for centuries by their highest law... but she's pretty hot and Samara won't do it with me so we're gonna go ahead and find out if she can kill me or not.... later!

I don't think that would work... hmmmm

Shepard: Now Jacob... I know she's very dangerous and I had to betray Samara to save her.  And I know she lures in innocent people to mate with/kill them.  But it's really not her fault... it's just how she is... besides I'm a super human I can probably take it.........

::Game Over::

@_@

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

I think he would pull a gun out. Honestly, if I was in that position that's probably what I would do.

Well if my commanding officer just brought a space succubus on board I would probably do the same thing.

Shepard: Now Jacob... I know she's a centuries old sex addict and serial killer feared by the entire Asari race and hunted for centuries by their highest law... but she's pretty hot and Samara won't do it with me so we're gonna go ahead and find out if she can kill me or not.... later!

I don't think that would work... hmmmm

Shepard: Now Jacob... I know she's very dangerous and I had to betray Samara to save her.  And I know she lures in innocent people to mate with/kill them.  But it's really not her fault... it's just how she is... besides I'm a super human I can probably take it.........

::Game Over::

@_@

But Jacob is still alive and he will save the galaxy! Except the haters, JT won't grant them mercy.

[lazuli]

A thread has popped up about one of Jacob's more controversial lines.  What do you think?

[Sand King]

 

Modifié par Sand King, 29 août 2010 - 05:38 .

[NICKjnp]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

I kinda like her but mostly because I feel bad for her.  It isn't her fault the way she is but the way she handles it is pretty awful.  I wonder how Jacob would react to welcoming that one on board if he knew when she came XD....

He would probably be pissed.

More so than about Legion?  Maybe there were Ardat Yakshi on Eden Prime   That would make things even worse!  Or... better?

Better... definitely better.  Would you rather be killed by a robot lazer or by snu snu?

[Sand King]

Option 2 is much better, and where did my post go?

[Darc_Requiem]

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

I kinda like her but mostly because I feel bad for her.  It isn't her fault the way she is but the way she handles it is pretty awful.  I wonder how Jacob would react to welcoming that one on board if he knew when she came XD....

How would Jacob react? A close range shotgun blast to Morinth followed by saying "You're done!"

Edit: I don't feel sorry for Morinth in the slightest. I feel sorry for her two sisters that were Asari enough to take isolation over a life of seduction and murder. I feel sorry Samara because she unknowingly passed this afflictions to her daughters,  two them live in isolation, and third decided that nuking nervous systems would be fun past time.

Modifié par Darc_Requiem, 29 août 2010 - 05:55 .

[Sand King]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

Festi wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Am I the only one here who likes Morinth?

I kinda like her but mostly because I feel bad for her.  It isn't her fault the way she is but the way she handles it is pretty awful.  I wonder how Jacob would react to welcoming that one on board if he knew when she came XD....

How would Jacob react? A close range shotgun blast to Morinth followed by saying "You're done!"

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