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Festi wrote...

I'm pretty partial to the pink myself... but I'm not a huge fan of white armor to begin with. There are a few reasons for this; it gets dirty easy, hard to get the blood stains off, what are you supposed to do after labor day?!?!?! (JK... I have no idea what that is about -.-''); and I just think it doesn't look that great...

I'd go for a black and orange version of the armor though...well more black and orange than it already is... something more along the lines of JT's loyalty armor. Besides, I don't want him wearing exactly the same armor as is an option for Shepard... wouldn't be able to tell them apart because apparently we both super glued our helmets to our heads... Shep and JT are pretty similar @_@


Black armor (with crimson stripes) is my favorite...
But Imagine how colorful JT Armor would be after a day of fighting!
Black and Orange would be good, still keeping the Cerberus theme.
Execept that Shep is crazy while Jacob is pretty normal...

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It seems Halo also has a Miranda, Kat's ass is a very popular theme for screenshots...
Well I admit I catch myself staring at my female Spartan's ass while waiting to respawn, but that's because women in power armor are hawt :P

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Super Jacob?
I am amused.

Modifié par Jynthor, 21 septembre 2010 - 07:27 .


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gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Black armor (with crimson stripes) is my favorite...
But Imagine how colorful JT Armor would be after a day of fighting!
Black and Orange would be good, still keeping the Cerberus theme.
Execept that Shep is crazy while Jacob is pretty normal...

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offtopic:
It seems Halo also has a Miranda, Kat's ass is a very popular theme for screenshots...
Well I admit I catch myself staring at my female Spartan's ass while waiting to respawn, but that's because women in power armor are hawt :P


Jacob should have Cerberus theme to an armor set.


@Gash: Yeah, I checked out the top files last night and man it was sad. Way to many pics of Kat's ass.

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Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Black armor (with crimson stripes) is my favorite...
But Imagine how colorful JT Armor would be after a day of fighting!
Black and Orange would be good, still keeping the Cerberus theme.
Execept that Shep is crazy while Jacob is pretty normal...

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offtopic:
It seems Halo also has a Miranda, Kat's ass is a very popular theme for screenshots...
Well I admit I catch myself staring at my female Spartan's ass while waiting to respawn, but that's because women in power armor are hawt :P


Jacob should have Cerberus theme to an armor set.


@Gash: Yeah, I checked out the top files last night and man it was sad. Way to many pics of Kat's ass.

Cerberus theme should always be kept for Jacob and Miranda, they are the two Cerberus Operatvies on the SR-2..

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*looks at screenshots* ass, ass, ass, coookie monster, ass, ass, ass, lame sex joke, ass, ass
I guess it's being caused by the fact that it's the first time when we really can play as female Spartans, not dudes with a female voice, they aren't used to it, we as ME2 players are used to that kind of stuff... :P
Bungie, don't try to tell me it wasn't fanservice...

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I am new to this thread, but have discovered something... I just did Jacob's loyalty mission AFTER the omega relay. At the end of the mission, Miranda shows up during a cut scene in the briefing room. The thing is... Miranda was DEAD at the time. It made the cut scene extra creepy when the hologram suddenly appears of a dead woman!!



Was this oversite already known?

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Graz73 wrote...

I am new to this thread, but have discovered something... I just did Jacob's loyalty mission AFTER the omega relay. At the end of the mission, Miranda shows up during a cut scene in the briefing room. The thing is... Miranda was DEAD at the time. It made the cut scene extra creepy when the hologram suddenly appears of a dead woman!!

Was this oversite already known?


Yikes.  I always do his loyalty mission before the Suicide Mission because the Silaris Armor is useful for keeping everyone alive.

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lazuli wrote...

Graz73 wrote...

I am new to this thread, but have discovered something... I just did Jacob's loyalty mission AFTER the omega relay. At the end of the mission, Miranda shows up during a cut scene in the briefing room. The thing is... Miranda was DEAD at the time. It made the cut scene extra creepy when the hologram suddenly appears of a dead woman!!

Was this oversite already known?


Yikes.  I always do his loyalty mission before the Suicide Mission because the Silaris Armor is useful for keeping everyone alive.

Is Miranda an other Undead Cyborg Zombie? BioWare, only one person should get Lazarus'd :P
Is't it ironic that Jacob's upgrade is extra armor?

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How is it ironic?

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gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Is Miranda an other Undead Cyborg Zombie? BioWare, only one person should get Lazarus'd :P


If she was brought back to life, Shepard, Jacob and TIM seemed awefully casual about it.  <_<

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Graz73 wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Is Miranda an other Undead Cyborg Zombie? BioWare, only one person should get Lazarus'd :P


If she was brought back to life, Shepard, Jacob and TIM seemed awefully casual about it.  <_<


Everyone seems awefully casual about the risen dead.... imo...

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Jynthor wrote...

How is it ironic?


It's ironic that Jacob, who runs around in spandex, offers an armor upgrade for gaining his loyalty.  It goes along with the Spanish saying "En la casa herrera, cuchillo de palo" (in the house of the blacksmith, wooden knife).

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lazuli wrote...

Jynthor wrote...

How is it ironic?


It's ironic that Jacob, who runs around in spandex, offers an armor upgrade for gaining his loyalty.  It goes along with the Spanish saying "En la casa herrera, cuchillo de palo" (in the house of the blacksmith, wooden knife).


Space Spandex.

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Graz73 wrote...



I am new to this thread, but have discovered something... I just did Jacob's loyalty mission AFTER the omega relay. At the end of the mission, Miranda shows up during a cut scene in the briefing room. The thing is... Miranda was DEAD at the time. It made the cut scene extra creepy when the hologram suddenly appears of a dead woman!!



Was this oversite already known?




Well that is odd, but is easy to understand why that happened.



@Gash: Not true in Halo Wars you could control Alice-130 (It sort of counts)

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Graz73 wrote...

I am new to this thread, but have discovered something... I just did Jacob's loyalty mission AFTER the omega relay. At the end of the mission, Miranda shows up during a cut scene in the briefing room. The thing is... Miranda was DEAD at the time. It made the cut scene extra creepy when the hologram suddenly appears of a dead woman!!

Was this oversite already known?

I think this proves that Miranda is unkillable

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Sand King wrote...

Graz73 wrote...

I am new to this thread, but have discovered something... I just did Jacob's loyalty mission AFTER the omega relay. At the end of the mission, Miranda shows up during a cut scene in the briefing room. The thing is... Miranda was DEAD at the time. It made the cut scene extra creepy when the hologram suddenly appears of a dead woman!!

Was this oversite already known?


Well that is odd, but is easy to understand why that happened.

@Gash: Not true in Halo Wars you could control Alice-130 (It sort of counts)

Bioware didn't really expected that many people would do loyalty missions after the suicide mission, why bother with extra dialogue? And Miranda is difficult to kill...

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But she had the same model as the dudes...

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gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Bioware didn't really expected that many people would do loyalty missions after the suicide mission, why bother with extra dialogue? And Miranda is difficult to kill...

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But she had the same model as the dudes...

Miranda is not that hard to kill and they could should of planed ahead for the eventuality of some one doing a loyalty missions after the suicide mission.

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But she was a playable female character and after the genetic enhancement the S-II's received both male's and female's had a similar build.

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I have to agree with sand. But since BW is lazy or something we get to make up fun excuses instead! So here I go....



Miranda had died and Jacob couldn't bear it. He wanted to save her not out of love but out of a sense of duty, of friendship, and of honor. He knew Shepard had mixed feelings about Miranda because of her past experiences with Cerberus but suspected he might be able to persuade her to save a comrade she had slowly grown to count on.

"Alright Jacob... let's get everyone out of here... everyone."

The dragged Miranda's lifeless body between them as they ran towards the Normandy. Seeing the widening gap between the base and the ship Jacob used his biotics to propel himself and Miranda's body across the open space. He hurried to make room for Shepard as she barely grabbed hold of the edge of the airlock floor. As he helped her up and the Normandy began to pull away from the base for good Joker leaned back against the wall in relief.

"We made it" he gasped, then realizing Miranda wasn't moving he said more somberly "did we lose her?"

Shepard shook her head and looked at Miranda's body "Not yet... not if I can help it..."

They carried Miranda into the Med Bay where Shepard called for Samara. Samara arrived quickly and assessing the situation in her calm manner looked at Shepard and said:

"Commander... Asari don't have magic..."

"Yes, damnit!, they do!" Shepard barked "Now work your space wizardry and raise this girl from the dead!"

Samara sighed, realizing she had been found out, and used her Asari magic to bring Miranda back to life...

The end...

A wizard did it... an Asari wizard...



Apologies for the length of my rambling...

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I prefer a wizard did it, you can answer any question with it.

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Festi, that was awesome. It's like you made a little fan fic for me!



My version would have gone like this:



TIM: I didn't send you that information about the Gernsback



Jacob: If you didnt' forward the information, who did?



Miranda: It was me.



Shepard: Miranda? But you're dead!



EDI: Yes, Shepard, Ms. Lawson is deceased, but her personality and memories have been stored as in AI in my computer core.



Shepard: WTF?!

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I just assumed they borrowed 4 billion credits and started up another Lazarus Project.

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Who needs to borrow 4 billion credits when you just strip mined the whole galaxy? Ever wonder what happens to the extra materials or the mining probes left to wander the barren surface of the planet? Well the answer is simple. This was all a ploy by TIM to use Shepard to increase his wealth by having him or her waste hours of time on a boring task and needlessly, as is Shepard's custom, going waaaaay over board...



Jacob: Um... Shepard... we have plenty of resources... you know you cou-

Shepard: NO! Nevar!! It must be complete! I can't stop it... Aaaahhhhggg!



TIM: Heh heh heh.... no control chip indeed >:D

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All money received by the Normandy goes into funding Jacob's work-out regime.

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Even if the Reapers won they'd be screwed. Shepard just robbed the whole galaxy of all it's resources.

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Darc_Requiem wrote...

Even if the Reapers won they'd be screwed. Shepard just robbed the whole galaxy of all it's resources.


[Reaper Shatner]
SHEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
[/Reaper Shatner]

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Oh dear, I'm sorry. I just had to do it. XD