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[RPGmom28]

It's the abs. Your femShep can't help but ask herself... are those real abs? Can I touch those abs? Will my chances improve if I talk like a truck-stop skank looking for a hit of weed? Probably, but space is big, and Jacob isn't likely to get into port anytime soon unless you happen to hit up the Citadel. Loneliness is a powerful aphrodisiac. So, flirt away, femShep. Better get there first before my Shep does.

[Festi]

I get the spill drinks line with my Femshep. So I call it a bromance still. I've only gotten that don't wanna talk line like once or twice and when I did I was like "oh no you don't..." so I talked to him again and there was brohugs and what not. Not sure if your conversations with him affect what he says but he's my bro anyway. I just click through the sleazy femshep line anyway lol.



I want a dlc where they bring back the Virmire survivor so I can slap some sense into them... after the way to solve your problems is with Shepard punch! I would want Jacob to play a decent part in it because of his history and then at the end you spill drinks and have a dance party!

[Darc_Requiem]

RPGmom28 wrote...

It's the abs. Your femShep can't help but ask herself... are those real abs? Can I touch those abs? Will my chances improve if I talk like a truck-stop skank looking for a hit of weed? Probably, but space is big, and Jacob isn't likely to get into port anytime soon unless you happen to hit up the Citadel. Loneliness is a powerful aphrodisiac. So, flirt away, femShep. Better get there first before my Shep does.

Haha. Great post. I love this thread.

[Commissar Gash]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

RPGmom28 wrote...

It's the abs. Your femShep can't help but ask herself... are those real abs? Can I touch those abs? Will my chances improve if I talk like a truck-stop skank looking for a hit of weed? Probably, but space is big, and Jacob isn't likely to get into port anytime soon unless you happen to hit up the Citadel. Loneliness is a powerful aphrodisiac. So, flirt away, femShep. Better get there first before my Shep does.

Haha. Great post. I love this thread.

You're not the only one Darc...

[Sand King]

RPGmom28 wrote...

It's the abs. Your femShep can't help but ask herself... are those real abs? Can I touch those abs? Will my chances improve if I talk like a truck-stop skank looking for a hit of weed? Probably, but space is big, and Jacob isn't likely to get into port anytime soon unless you happen to hit up the Citadel. Loneliness is a powerful aphrodisiac. So, flirt away, femShep. Better get there first before my Shep does.

HAHA

[Alexine]

RPGmom28 wrote...

It's the abs. Your femShep can't help but ask herself... are those real abs? Can I touch those abs? Will my chances improve if I talk like a truck-stop skank looking for a hit of weed? Probably, but space is big, and Jacob isn't likely to get into port anytime soon unless you happen to hit up the Citadel. Loneliness is a powerful aphrodisiac. So, flirt away, femShep. Better get there first before my Shep does.

Or Kasumi will take dem abs eventually, ya know.

[Darc_Requiem]

I wish I had the artistic skill. I'd draw a picture of Kasumi with oversized Sunglasses, biting her bottom lip with the caption "Dem Abs." I'd have a thought bubble and it would be her thinking about Jacob doing sit ups. I never should have stopped drawing.... I'm surprised their isn't a "I support Jacob's Abs" signature banner LOL.

[RPGmom28]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

I wish I had the artistic skill. I'd draw a picture of Kasumi with oversized Sunglasses, biting her bottom lip with the caption "Dem Abs." I'd have a thought bubble and it would be her thinking about Jacob doing sit ups. I never should have stopped drawing.... I'm surprised their isn't a "I support Jacob's Abs" signature banner LOL.

I would proudly wave that banner.

[Commissar Gash]

RPGmom28 wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

I wish I had the artistic skill. I'd draw a picture of Kasumi with oversized Sunglasses, biting her bottom lip with the caption "Dem Abs." I'd have a thought bubble and it would be her thinking about Jacob doing sit ups. I never should have stopped drawing.... I'm surprised their isn't a "I support Jacob's Abs" signature banner LOL.

I would proudly wave that banner.

I'll make one when my headache is gone.... <_<

[RPGmom28]

Hey! I've been checking back for it. You can't just put that out there! LOL.

[Commissar Gash]

RPGmom28 wrote...

Hey! I've been checking back for it. You can't just put that out there! LOL.

It will take a while before it's gone, I hit my head quite hard against the ground... Damned Rugby...

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

RPGmom28 wrote...

Hey! I've been checking back for it. You can't just put that out there! LOL.

It will take a while before it's gone, I hit my head quite hard against the ground... Damned Rugby...

I know what that feels like.

[Darc_Requiem]

Ouch Gash, I hope you feel better soon.

[Darc_Requiem]

Joker: Well it isn't Mr. Abs himself. I'm used to the Commander leering over my shoulder. Don't you start too.



Jacob: Mr. Abs?



Joker: Yeah, I had the misfortune of over hearing a conversation between Kasumi and Kelly. Seems like their favorite topic of discussion.



EDI: Mr. Taylor is an exceptional physique by human standards.



Joker: Great even the ship is checking you out. You may want put some grease on the camera's in the Armory. Worked wonders up...hey.



EDI: I thought you liked having manual control of your chair Jeff.



Joker: Didn't we go through this once before? It seems even the future overlords have bad memory recall.



Jacob: Kasumi wasn't kidding. You two are like an old married couple.



EDI: Your stress levels did indicate envy when I referenced Mr. Taylor's physique.



Joker: Wait you think I'm jealous.



Jacob: Since Shepard is commanding officer of the ship, you two can just make it official.



EDI: Do you think Miranda would be my maid of honor?



Jacob: I can ask her.



Joker: GREAT....I guess the whole ship thinks I'm some sort of weird techromancer.



EDI: It was joke, Jeff.



Jacob: I should go.



Shepard: I was about same thing...



Jacob: Shepard?



Joker: I told you he's always leering over my shoulder.

[Sand King]

Funny

[Festi]

Lol Darc was Shepard there the whole time? XD lol this is great.

[Commissar Gash]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

Joker: Well it isn't Mr. Abs himself. I'm used to the Commander leering over my shoulder. Don't you start too.

Jacob: Mr. Abs?

Joker: Yeah, I had the misfortune of over hearing a conversation between Kasumi and Kelly. Seems like their favorite topic of discussion.

EDI: Mr. Taylor is an exceptional physique by human standards.

Joker: Great even the ship is checking you out. You may want put some grease on the camera's in the Armory. Worked wonders up...hey.

EDI: I thought you liked having manual control of your chair Jeff.

Joker: Didn't we go through this once before? It seems even the future overlords have bad memory recall.

Jacob: Kasumi wasn't kidding. You two are like an old married couple.

EDI: Your stress levels did indicate envy when I referenced Mr. Taylor's physique.

Joker: Wait you think I'm jealous.

Jacob: Since Shepard is commanding officer of the ship, you two can just make it official.

EDI: Do you think Miranda would be my maid of honor?

Jacob: I can ask her.

Joker: GREAT....I guess the whole ship thinks I'm some sort of weird techromancer.

EDI: It was joke, Jeff.

Jacob: I should go.

Shepard: I was about same thing...

Jacob: Shepard?

Joker: I told you he's always leering over my shoulder.

LOL Great job darc! Makes my head feel slightly better...

SHEPARD'S EVERYWHERE!!!!! I wonder, was that Shep an Infiltrator?

[Darc_Requiem]

Thanks guys, I aim to please. And yes Shepard was there the whole time haha. Kasumi isn't the only space ninja on the Normandy

[RPGmom28]

Very cute, Darc. Always thought there was something special there between EDI and Joker.

[Darc_Requiem]

Yeah, I do my best to retain the feel of the characters in my little conversations. I'm still most proud of my Jacob/Mordin conversation I really need to start saving these to my hard drive. I just type them and post them. Any word on Gash's condition?

Modifié par Darc_Requiem, 07 octobre 2010 - 08:09 .

[DirtyVagrant]

Are there any FemShep players here that actually consider Jacob their "main" romance?

[trobbins777]

if jacob sang this song his popularity would increase by 1,000,000%