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[Simotech]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Make Jacob LARGERR!!! LAAAARRRRGER!!!!!


Just put his eyes or something!

...something like...those teeth, for example?

[Commissar Gash]

Here's the new version:



And?

[Annjul666]

Full of win.

[Commissar Gash]

Conzuela wrote...

My boyfriend thinks Jacob sucks. So I'm breaking up with him.
Maybe I'll just punch him in the gut a few times. He just doesn't get what it means to take a heavy risk...

Send him trough the vents and write on his back "Ironic, isn't it?"!

[Commissar Gash]

You can't forget about this:

[cos1ne]

So has this whole Priiize thing, made Jacob an acceptable romance?



Like the "bad" scene in the captain's quarters, I'd like to think of it now as Jacob and Shep playing around with an inside joke, brought about from a real bad movie they both saw. Or a really funny thread on some extranet forum.



What do you guys think?

[Commissar Gash]

cos1ne wrote...

So has this whole Priiize thing, made Jacob an acceptable romance?

Like the "bad" scene in the captain's quarters, I'd like to think of it now as Jacob and Shep playing around with an inside joke, brought about from a real bad movie they both saw. Or a really funny thread on some extranet forum.

What do you guys think?

The romance scene is still not good, but that doesn't mean we have to dislike Jacob. His Bromance is good and cuz I mainly play as a male in ME that's more importanat to me.
ALL HAIL THE PRIIIZE!!! ALL HAIL JACOB!!!

[Commissar Gash]

Conzuela wrote...

cos1ne wrote...

Or a really funny thread on some extranet forum.

The real question is what sort of extranet forum Shep and Jacob are browsing together.

IMO, they're trolling the boards on http://reapers.thisi...rage.org/forum/ (Because they're still not real, guys.)
Or, perhaps the elite extranet society, Fornax_XXX_Club_Zero.:innocent:

HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

[cos1ne]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

You haven't been on the internet long if you haven't seen this all ready.....

[Commissar Gash]

cos1ne wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

You haven't been on the internet long if you haven't seen this all ready.....

Does HanarxAsari tentacle porn exists in our world? I know about regular tentacle porn and I also saw a few pics, it's a rule in Japan: If you run out of ideas use tentacles.

[cos1ne]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

cos1ne wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

You haven't been on the internet long if you haven't seen this all ready.....

Does HanarxAsari tentacle porn exists in our world? I know about regular tentacle porn and I also saw a few pics, it's a rule in Japan: If you run out of ideas use tentacles.

It most certainly does my friend in fact give it another couple of months or so and you'll see all kinds of combinations you didn't expect.

I would suggest however stocking up on brain bleach though.

[Commissar Gash]

cos1ne wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

cos1ne wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

You haven't been on the internet long if you haven't seen this all ready.....

Does HanarxAsari tentacle porn exists in our world? I know about regular tentacle porn and I also saw a few pics, it's a rule in Japan: If you run out of ideas use tentacles.

It most certainly does my friend in fact give it another couple of months or so and you'll see all kinds of combinations you didn't expect.

I would suggest however stocking up on brain bleach though.

This one is pleased with the information you have provided. This one will give you the blessing of The Priiize if you are willing to accept it.

[Nostradamoose]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

cos1ne wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

You haven't been on the internet long if you haven't seen this all ready.....

Does HanarxAsari tentacle porn exists in our world? I know about regular tentacle porn and I also saw a few pics, it's a rule in Japan: If you run out of ideas use tentacles.

Actually, Laws in Japan forbid the representation of a naked man on top of a naked woman so it has to be censored...

But if you back the man a couple of feet...

you get... Tentacles!!!

[Commissar Gash]

Nostradamoose wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

cos1ne wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
HanarxAsari tentacle pornz Japs will love this site...

You haven't been on the internet long if you haven't seen this all ready.....

Does HanarxAsari tentacle porn exists in our world? I know about regular tentacle porn and I also saw a few pics, it's a rule in Japan: If you run out of ideas use tentacles.

Actually, Laws in Japan forbid the representation of a naked man on top of a naked woman so it has to be censored...

But if you back the man a couple of feet...

you get... Tentacles!!!

I never expected that kind of rule from the most perveted nation of the world. But can a naked woman get on top of a naked man or can a naked woman get on top of a naked woman.
Why I'm seeing Jacob in my head looking trough the window of the armory with a dirty smile and he's wearing a "Dear ladies blow here to reclaim your priiize..." with a arrow pointing down.... t-shirt and why I want such t-shirt now?

[Nostradamoose]

Interstellar Jacob pervert?





pleeease.... don't think that

[Commissar Gash]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Interstellar Jacob pervert?


pleeease.... don't think that

I'm sorry, I think strange things at night (it's 0:58AM in Holland). But I still want a "Dear ladies blow here to reclaim your priiize..." t-shirt:D

[Nostradamoose]

Thou art the pervert...

[Commissar Gash]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Thou art the pervert...

It will be a The Priiize collactable, just like 20 Jacob Bobbleheads or other Priiize t-shirts like She's my priiize or The Priiize Serious Business or 100 other t-shirts. Jacob will also get his own gamemode in multiplayer games: Capture The Priiize. 

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 27 avril 2010 - 11:22 .