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[Commissar Gash]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

You know, this thread got militant really fast.

That's because we have an army now. It's all a part of our plan of world domination!!!!

I may behave strange today, I just accindently saw some Krogan rule #34 and now I'm traumatized:sick:

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 07 mai 2010 - 01:23 .

[Nostradamoose]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

You know, this thread got militant really fast.

You don't know that by posting inside this thread you become a priiized soldier?

[Festi]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

You know, this thread got militant really fast.

That's because we have an army now. It's all a part of our plan of world domination!!!!

I may behave strange today, I just accindently saw some Krogan rule #34 and now I'm traumatized:sick:

Quickly, nuke your eyes from orbit with the good stuff!!!!  It is your only salvation!!

[Nostradamoose]

looks fun...

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

You know, this thread got militant really fast.

That's because we have an army now. It's all a part of our plan of world domination!!!!

I may behave strange today, I just accindently saw some Krogan rule #34 and now I'm traumatized:sick:

Quickly, nuke your eyes from orbit with the good stuff!!!!  It is your only salvation!!

But the good stuff involves Jacob and I can't see any males for now.
It was too much (WHY GARRUS?! WHYYY?!), I live now in a UPSC base, in a bunker and I shoot anyone with Miranda (my M60) who gets to close without permission.
UPSC fleet is trying to find that monster who made that pic and they will MAC him from orbit when they find him:devil:

DAMN YOU RULE #34!!!

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 07 mai 2010 - 08:58 .

[Nostradamoose]

You love that rule 34, say it

[Privateerkev]

lookin up rule 34 for this game is heavy risk...

[Sand King]

Privateerkev wrote...

lookin up rule 34 for this game is heavy risk...

Heavy Risk .... for anything...

[Thundertactics]

Privateerkev wrote...

lookin up rule 34 for this game is heavy risk...

Practically a suicide mission, but I don't volunteer...

[SpiderFan1217]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

You know, this thread got militant really fast.

That's because we have an army now. It's all a part of our plan of world domination!!!!

I may behave strange today, I just accindently saw some Krogan rule #34 and now I'm traumatized:sick:

*Realizes that the Jacob fans are mobilizing for world conquest. Runs to warn the others.*

[Sand King]

SpiderFan1217 wrote...

*Realizes that the Jacob fans are mobilizing for world conquest. Runs to warn the others.*

All will fall before the Priiize

[Nostradamoose]

Sand King wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

lookin up rule 34 for this game is heavy risk...

Heavy Risk .... for anything...

Crap... I just did it...

[Sand King]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Crap... I just did it...

Modifié par Sand King, 07 mai 2010 - 05:52 .

[Nostradamoose]

I don't see that gif....





Aka that priiize

[Sand King]

 That should do it.

Modifié par Sand King, 07 mai 2010 - 05:52 .

[Nostradamoose]

Yea I see it

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

SpiderFan1217 wrote...

*Realizes that the Jacob fans are mobilizing for world conquest. Runs to warn the others.*

All will fall before the Priiize

You can't stop us! We are more advanced, UPSC has a whole fleet of giant space ships, we have Liberty Priiize, Master Priiize and UPSC army! We will destroy every Heretic on this planet!

[Onyx Jaguar]

PRIIIZE SPECULATIONS:

Pups_of_war_76 wrote...

It's Shepard's fault for underpaying him.

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

All those credits go to purchasing weapon upgrades, for shame. Then Jacob has to work in the Armory and sees all his back pay going into equipment for the likes of Mordin, Tali and Thane. Depressing.

Pups_of_war_76 wrote...

I can't believe Shepard makes Jacob sleep in a locker in the armory while Miranda gets a a fullroom and a big-arsed bed all to herself.



Unacceptable.

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Thats really what the Priize was, Jacob finally gets to sleep in a bed for a change. Had nothing to do with Shepard.

GIVE JACOB A BED FOR ME3!

[Commissar Gash]

Miranda's bed is bigger then Shephard's (I think), this is unaccapatable, why can't we just give Mranda's room to Jacob, she can live in my quarters.

[Festi]

We could always cut Miranda's bed in half and give some to Jacob. Then he could use the men's bathroom as his room since we all know the crew doesn't have bodily functions... they are heretic infiltrators!!!! On the other hand... I like to think Jacob sneaks into Miranda's room at night because he's lonely and he misses her... she tolerates it because he brings the good stuff with him (no, that is not innuendo).

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

We could always cut Miranda's bed in half and give some to Jacob. Then he could use the men's bathroom as his room since we all know the crew doesn't have bodily functions... they are heretic infiltrators!!!! On the other hand... I like to think Jacob sneaks into Miranda's room at night because he's lonely and he misses her... she tolerates it because he brings the good stuff with him (no, that is not innuendo).

He's better not be doing that.
My rules of The Normandy:
1. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
2. If you support the Council, please just space yourself.
3. Tali and Legion are not allowed to watch Battlestar Galactica.
4. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
5. If Garrus wants to calibrate something, let him do it, it makes him happy.
6. When Thane starts with his flashbacks, slowly walk away.
7. Pretend EDI's jokes are funny, she's needs some motivation.
8. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
9. Don't make fun of Joker's condition.
10. Sex with Kelly is not allowed for crews own safety.
11. Listen to Zaeed's stories and pretend he really did something special while your Captain had destroyed a Reaper, killed thousands of Geth, nuked a research facility and travelled with his MAKO (R.I.P. my friend) trough a relay.
12. Leave Mordin alone, let him do his research.
13. Don't you dare to make KFC jokes to Jacob, or you will be spaced.
14. Don't call Legion a toaster, he's a person, show him some respect.
15. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
16. If the Captain is playing with the garbage compactor, leave him alone.

Shepard is the Captain and Miranda is his girl btw.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 07 mai 2010 - 11:36 .

[Privateerkev]

Sand King wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

lookin up rule 34 for this game is heavy risk...

Heavy Risk .... for anything...

Not for some subjects.

Regarding rule 34, with some things, I want all the time I can get...

[kglaser]

How is the priiize today, everyone?

[Sand King]

kglaser wrote...

How is the priiize today, everyone?

[Calculatrice]

Greetings from the Tali thread! We over at Fanbase: Tali are starting a Talivangelsim program, and know that the Jacob thread is relatively new, and was wondering if you'd like to chat over in our thread. You're welcome to come over and pay a visit, since we're moving a bit slow tonight. We also have a large base of fanfic, and some minific should be posted in the next half hour. Thanks!











-The Talimancers