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[Sand King]

[Festi]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

We could always cut Miranda's bed in half and give some to Jacob. Then he could use the men's bathroom as his room since we all know the crew doesn't have bodily functions... they are heretic infiltrators!!!! On the other hand... I like to think Jacob sneaks into Miranda's room at night because he's lonely and he misses her... she tolerates it because he brings the good stuff with him (no, that is not innuendo).

He's better not be doing that.
My rules of The Normandy:
1. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
2. If you support the Council, please just space yourself.
3. Tali and Legion are not allowed to watch Battlestar Galactica.
4. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
5. If Garrus wants to calibrate something, let him do it, it makes him happy.
6. When Thane starts with his flashbacks, slowly walk away.
7. Pretend EDI's jokes are funny, she's needs some motivation.
8. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
9. Don't make fun of Joker's condition.
10. Sex with Kelly is not allowed for crews own safety.
11. Listen to Zaeed's stories and pretend he really did something special while your Captain had destroyed a Reaper, killed thousands of Geth, nuked a research facility and travelled with his MAKO (R.I.P. my friend) trough a relay.
12. Leave Mordin alone, let him do his research.
13. Don't you dare to make KFC jokes to Jacob, or you will be spaced.
14. Don't call Legion a toaster, he's a person, show him some respect.
15. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
16. If the Captain is playing with the garbage compactor, leave him alone.

Shepard is the Captain and Miranda is his girl btw.

Lol, I suppose I see them together since I didn't romance either.  I also don't allow T.V. on the Normandy, rots your brain.  I support the council though... can't resist a Tourian with finger quotes...  I like a challange .  I also really like to pester Mordin while he does his research... I mean... that virus can't be THAT deadly.... besides... he's the only one who tells me back story with out romance.... though maybe I am hitting on him and I just don't know it yet... I don't think Shepard can talk to anyone with out coming on to them.... I agree with the rest though ... As for Garrus, we put his calibrating obsesion to good use... we've integrated the good stuff into the main cannons.... the collectors are in for a surpriiiiiise.....

[Massadonious1]

Sand King wrote...

Also good at being white.

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

We could always cut Miranda's bed in half and give some to Jacob. Then he could use the men's bathroom as his room since we all know the crew doesn't have bodily functions... they are heretic infiltrators!!!! On the other hand... I like to think Jacob sneaks into Miranda's room at night because he's lonely and he misses her... she tolerates it because he brings the good stuff with him (no, that is not innuendo).

He's better not be doing that.
My rules of The Normandy:
1. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
2. If you support the Council, please just space yourself.
3. Tali and Legion are not allowed to watch Battlestar Galactica.
4. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
5. If Garrus wants to calibrate something, let him do it, it makes him happy.
6. When Thane starts with his flashbacks, slowly walk away.
7. Pretend EDI's jokes are funny, she's needs some motivation.
8. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
9. Don't make fun of Joker's condition.
10. Sex with Kelly is not allowed for crews own safety.
11. Listen to Zaeed's stories and pretend he really did something special while your Captain had destroyed a Reaper, killed thousands of Geth, nuked a research facility and travelled with his MAKO (R.I.P. my friend) trough a relay.
12. Leave Mordin alone, let him do his research.
13. Don't you dare to make KFC jokes to Jacob, or you will be spaced.
14. Don't call Legion a toaster, he's a person, show him some respect.
15. Leave the Captain's girl alone, or you WILL regret it.
16. If the Captain is playing with the garbage compactor, leave him alone.

Shepard is the Captain and Miranda is his girl btw.

Lol, I suppose I see them together since I didn't romance either.  I also don't allow T.V. on the Normandy, rots your brain.  I support the council though... can't resist a Tourian with finger quotes...  I like a challange .  I also really like to pester Mordin while he does his research... I mean... that virus can't be THAT deadly.... besides... he's the only one who tells me back story with out romance.... though maybe I am hitting on him and I just don't know it yet... I don't think Shepard can talk to anyone with out coming on to them.... I agree with the rest though ... As for Garrus, we put his calibrating obsesion to good use... we've integrated the good stuff into the main cannons.... the collectors are in for a surpriiiiiise.....

We have a movie night, we watch old SF films/series. First time when we were watching BSG Tali started to pointing out mistakes that The Fleet did, she thought tha EDI was a Cylon, because she sounds like one of the models, she even insulted Admiral Adama (and Shepard is a fan of him)! That was too much much for Shephard, so he throwed her out of the room. Legion started to getting errors because he was exposed to The Adama Glare too long, so he can't watch it for his own safety.

Mordin thinks you hitting on him, he says that in place of his sex advice if you don't have an LI, too bad he's not interested.
This rules apply to the crew, not the Captain, he can do what he wants.

I'm with Cerberus, I just had enough of The All Human Council and it's anti-Human bullsh*t. And ofcourse the endless politics of The Allaince and The Council.





@Sand King I've added your pic to the OP:wizard:

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 08 mai 2010 - 09:20 .

[Commissar Gash]

Calculatrice wrote...

Greetings from the Tali thread! We over at Fanbase: Tali are starting a Talivangelsim program, and know that the Jacob thread is relatively new, and was wondering if you'd like to chat over in our thread. You're welcome to come over and pay a visit, since we're moving a bit slow tonight. We also have a large base of fanfic, and some minific should be posted in the next half hour. Thanks!





-The Talimancers

Dear Priiizes what do you think of this massage?
This is my opinion:
www.youtube.com/watch

It's strange that after we revealed our plans (Priiize takes over the world plan) we're invited by the Taliban into their thread, without UPSC support we're outnumered 2000 to 1 and we know that the Taliban is laso planning to take over the world, but they lack the military strenght that we have and also they don't have any good stuff.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 08 mai 2010 - 12:20 .

[Privateerkev]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Greetings from the Tali thread! We over at Fanbase: Tali are starting a Talivangelsim program, and know that the Jacob thread is relatively new, and was wondering if you'd like to chat over in our thread. You're welcome to come over and pay a visit, since we're moving a bit slow tonight. We also have a large base of fanfic, and some minific should be posted in the next half hour. Thanks!





-The Talimancers

Dear Priiizes what do you think of this massage?
This is my opinion:
www.youtube.com/watch

It's strange that after we revealed our plans (Priiize takes over the world plan) we're invited by the Taliban into their thread, without UPSC support we're outnumered 2000 to 1 and we know that the Taliban is laso planning to take over the world, but they lack the military strenght that we have and also they don't have any good stuff.

Yeah but Tali is far cuter than Jacob. Of course, that spider on my wall is far cuter than Jacob so the bar isn't exactly set very high... 

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Greetings from the Tali thread! We over at Fanbase: Tali are starting a Talivangelsim program, and know that the Jacob thread is relatively new, and was wondering if you'd like to chat over in our thread. You're welcome to come over and pay a visit, since we're moving a bit slow tonight. We also have a large base of fanfic, and some minific should be posted in the next half hour. Thanks!





-The Talimancers

Dear Priiizes what do you think of this massage?
This is my opinion:
www.youtube.com/watch

It's strange that after we revealed our plans (Priiize takes over the world plan) we're invited by the Taliban into their thread, without UPSC support we're outnumered 2000 to 1 and we know that the Taliban is laso planning to take over the world, but they lack the military strenght that we have and also they don't have any good stuff.

Yeah but Tali is far cuter than Jacob. Of course, that spider on my wall is far cuter than Jacob so the bar isn't exactly set very high... 

HERETIC! COMPARING THE GREAT PRIIIZE LORD, JACOB TAYLOR TO A SPIDER AND TALI!!! PREPARE TO BE ERADICATED!!! SPACED!!!

And btw cuteness doesn't win wars.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 08 mai 2010 - 02:51 .

[Privateerkev]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Greetings from the Tali thread! We over at Fanbase: Tali are starting a Talivangelsim program, and know that the Jacob thread is relatively new, and was wondering if you'd like to chat over in our thread. You're welcome to come over and pay a visit, since we're moving a bit slow tonight. We also have a large base of fanfic, and some minific should be posted in the next half hour. Thanks!





-The Talimancers

Dear Priiizes what do you think of this massage?
This is my opinion:
www.youtube.com/watch

It's strange that after we revealed our plans (Priiize takes over the world plan) we're invited by the Taliban into their thread, without UPSC support we're outnumered 2000 to 1 and we know that the Taliban is laso planning to take over the world, but they lack the military strenght that we have and also they don't have any good stuff.

Yeah but Tali is far cuter than Jacob. Of course, that spider on my wall is far cuter than Jacob so the bar isn't exactly set very high... 

HERETIC! COMPARING THE GREAT PRIIIZE LORD, JACOB TAYLOR TO A SPIDER AND TALI!!! PREPARE TO BE ERADICATED!!! SPACED!!!

Really? We need to think Jacob is cute? I think you're gonna lose 99% of your posters on this thread...

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Greetings from the Tali thread! We over at Fanbase: Tali are starting a Talivangelsim program, and know that the Jacob thread is relatively new, and was wondering if you'd like to chat over in our thread. You're welcome to come over and pay a visit, since we're moving a bit slow tonight. We also have a large base of fanfic, and some minific should be posted in the next half hour. Thanks!





-The Talimancers

Dear Priiizes what do you think of this massage?
This is my opinion:
www.youtube.com/watch

It's strange that after we revealed our plans (Priiize takes over the world plan) we're invited by the Taliban into their thread, without UPSC support we're outnumered 2000 to 1 and we know that the Taliban is laso planning to take over the world, but they lack the military strenght that we have and also they don't have any good stuff.

Yeah but Tali is far cuter than Jacob. Of course, that spider on my wall is far cuter than Jacob so the bar isn't exactly set very high... 

HERETIC! COMPARING THE GREAT PRIIIZE LORD, JACOB TAYLOR TO A SPIDER AND TALI!!! PREPARE TO BE ERADICATED!!! SPACED!!!

Really? We need to think Jacob is cute? I think you're gonna lose 99% of your posters on this thread...

No, we won't compare Jacob to a spider, it's insulting.
The first partv of you post was fine, because it's true, the second part was just insulting to Jacob, now you made him sad.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 08 mai 2010 - 02:58 .

[Privateerkev]

This thread gets confusing. On one hand you have some actual fans of Jacob in here trying to talk some-what seriously about him. On the other, you have people who love to mock what is probably the campiest and lamest dialogue in video game history. We might want to consider splitting the thread up.

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

This thread gets confusing. On one hand you have some actual fans of Jacob in here trying to talk some-what seriously about him. On the other, you have people who love to mock what is probably the campiest and lamest dialogue in video game history. We might want to consider splitting the thread up.

Nobody in this thread is mocking Jacob's dialogue, we respect it, the mocking died with the old thread. We're currently thinking how to take over the world, but we can also start a serious discusssion if you have a good idea what we should discuss.

btw Who dares to accept the invite from the Taliban? It won't be me, that Krogan rule #34 from yesterday is still in my head.

[Privateerkev]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

This thread gets confusing. On one hand you have some actual fans of Jacob in here trying to talk some-what seriously about him. On the other, you have people who love to mock what is probably the campiest and lamest dialogue in video game history. We might want to consider splitting the thread up.

Nobody in this thread is mocking Jacob's dialogue, we respect it, the mocking died with the old thread. We're currently thinking how to take over the world, but we can also start a serious discusssion if you have a good idea what we should discuss.

btw Who dares to accept the invite from the Taliban? It won't be me, that Krogan rule #34 from yesterday is still in my head.

I mock Jacob's dialogue. I figure I'm not mocking Jacob. I'm mocking Bioware. I feel like the team that made Jacob was all male. Because there seems to be no female input on that character at all. Unless they had some random woman in the office who thought they were joking when they asked her what she thought of a love interest with nothing but porno lines. And she laughed and agreed to it because she thought they were just joking. I guess the joke is on all of us...

But seriously, it is weird because they went out of their way to make sure Thane was appealing to female players. But the Jacob romance plot felt thrown together at the last minute. It's also weird because he is the only human option for Femsheps in ME2. (no Kelly doesn't count...) So you'd think they would put more work into it since a lot of people seem to want human/human relationships. (I guess so there could be more... *ingesting*)

So yeah, for all these reasons I mock the priiize. But this thread doesn't seem to be the best outlet for that. I feel bad whenever I do it because it seems like it is derailing some deeper discussion. At least I can still mock in my signature though... :happy:

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

This thread gets confusing. On one hand you have some actual fans of Jacob in here trying to talk some-what seriously about him. On the other, you have people who love to mock what is probably the campiest and lamest dialogue in video game history. We might want to consider splitting the thread up.

Nobody in this thread is mocking Jacob's dialogue, we respect it, the mocking died with the old thread. We're currently thinking how to take over the world, but we can also start a serious discusssion if you have a good idea what we should discuss.

btw Who dares to accept the invite from the Taliban? It won't be me, that Krogan rule #34 from yesterday is still in my head.

I mock Jacob's dialogue. I figure I'm not mocking Jacob. I'm mocking Bioware. I feel like the team that made Jacob was all male. Because there seems to be no female input on that character at all. Unless they had some random woman in the office who thought they were joking when they asked her what she thought of a love interest with nothing but porno lines. And she laughed and agreed to it because she thought they were just joking. I guess the joke is on all of us...

But seriously, it is weird because they went out of their way to make sure Thane was appealing to female players. But the Jacob romance plot felt thrown together at the last minute. It's also weird because he is the only human option for Femsheps in ME2. (no Kelly doesn't count...) So you'd think they would put more work into it since a lot of people seem to want human/human relationships. (I guess so there could be more... *ingesting*)

So yeah, for all these reasons I mock the priiize. But this thread doesn't seem to be the best outlet for that. I feel bad whenever I do it because it seems like it is derailing some deeper discussion. At least I can still mock in my signature though... :happy:

How can you make a fish attractive?
They made Jacob too normal, that's Bioware's mistake. You have a ship with a Krogan, a crazy Mercenary who got shot in the head, a Turian with a calibration fetish, Tali with the Taliban, a GETH, a bald tattooed crazy women, Miranda with her modifications, a scientist Salarian, a justicar, thief, Undead-Cyborg-Zombie, an AI, Joker, Kelly who wants to hump everything, drinking Doctor who's name can be changed to Hacksaw, a cook who washes toilets and then you have Jacob, the regular guy.

[Privateerkev]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

This thread gets confusing. On one hand you have some actual fans of Jacob in here trying to talk some-what seriously about him. On the other, you have people who love to mock what is probably the campiest and lamest dialogue in video game history. We might want to consider splitting the thread up.

Nobody in this thread is mocking Jacob's dialogue, we respect it, the mocking died with the old thread. We're currently thinking how to take over the world, but we can also start a serious discusssion if you have a good idea what we should discuss.

btw Who dares to accept the invite from the Taliban? It won't be me, that Krogan rule #34 from yesterday is still in my head.

I mock Jacob's dialogue. I figure I'm not mocking Jacob. I'm mocking Bioware. I feel like the team that made Jacob was all male. Because there seems to be no female input on that character at all. Unless they had some random woman in the office who thought they were joking when they asked her what she thought of a love interest with nothing but porno lines. And she laughed and agreed to it because she thought they were just joking. I guess the joke is on all of us...

But seriously, it is weird because they went out of their way to make sure Thane was appealing to female players. But the Jacob romance plot felt thrown together at the last minute. It's also weird because he is the only human option for Femsheps in ME2. (no Kelly doesn't count...) So you'd think they would put more work into it since a lot of people seem to want human/human relationships. (I guess so there could be more... *ingesting*)

So yeah, for all these reasons I mock the priiize. But this thread doesn't seem to be the best outlet for that. I feel bad whenever I do it because it seems like it is derailing some deeper discussion. At least I can still mock in my signature though... :happy:

How can you make a fish attractive?
They made Jacob too normal, that's Bioware's mistake. You have a ship with a Krogan, a crazy Mercenary who got shot in the head, a Turian with a calibration fetish, Tali with the Taliban, a GETH, a bald tattooed crazy women, Miranda with her modifications, a scientist Salarian, a justicar, thief, Undead-Cyborg-Zombie, an AI, Joker, Kelly who wants to hump everything, drinking Doctor who's name can be changed to Hacksaw, a cook who washes toilets and then you have Jacob, the regular guy.

That might be partly it. But I know a lot of people that would have embraced a relationship in the game with a "normal" character if it felt real. The problem wasn't that he was normal. The problem is that he had campy porno lines. (Seriously, every female friend I talk to says it sounds like a porno when they watch his youtube or play the game.)

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

We're currently thinking how to take over the world

I have a plan for world domination

step 1: Acquire a strangely addictive Chinese food company

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

This thread gets confusing. On one hand you have some actual fans of Jacob in here trying to talk some-what seriously about him. On the other, you have people who love to mock what is probably the campiest and lamest dialogue in video game history. We might want to consider splitting the thread up.

Nobody in this thread is mocking Jacob's dialogue, we respect it, the mocking died with the old thread. We're currently thinking how to take over the world, but we can also start a serious discusssion if you have a good idea what we should discuss.

btw Who dares to accept the invite from the Taliban? It won't be me, that Krogan rule #34 from yesterday is still in my head.

I mock Jacob's dialogue. I figure I'm not mocking Jacob. I'm mocking Bioware. I feel like the team that made Jacob was all male. Because there seems to be no female input on that character at all. Unless they had some random woman in the office who thought they were joking when they asked her what she thought of a love interest with nothing but porno lines. And she laughed and agreed to it because she thought they were just joking. I guess the joke is on all of us...

But seriously, it is weird because they went out of their way to make sure Thane was appealing to female players. But the Jacob romance plot felt thrown together at the last minute. It's also weird because he is the only human option for Femsheps in ME2. (no Kelly doesn't count...) So you'd think they would put more work into it since a lot of people seem to want human/human relationships. (I guess so there could be more... *ingesting*)

So yeah, for all these reasons I mock the priiize. But this thread doesn't seem to be the best outlet for that. I feel bad whenever I do it because it seems like it is derailing some deeper discussion. At least I can still mock in my signature though... :happy:

How can you make a fish attractive?
They made Jacob too normal, that's Bioware's mistake. You have a ship with a Krogan, a crazy Mercenary who got shot in the head, a Turian with a calibration fetish, Tali with the Taliban, a GETH, a bald tattooed crazy women, Miranda with her modifications, a scientist Salarian, a justicar, thief, Undead-Cyborg-Zombie, an AI, Joker, Kelly who wants to hump everything, drinking Doctor who's name can be changed to Hacksaw, a cook who washes toilets and then you have Jacob, the regular guy.

That might be partly it. But I know a lot of people that would have embraced a relationship in the game with a "normal" character if it felt real. The problem wasn't that he was normal. The problem is that he had campy porno lines. (Seriously, every female friend I talk to says it sounds like a porno when they watch his youtube or play the game.)

When I first saw the scene (it was on YouTube) my reaction was: I thought porn was not allowed on Youtube.
But to hear his dialogue you need to talk to him and I had moments when I simply forgot about Jacob, I never went to armory and when I wanted to talk to squadmates I was on the Crew Deck in the place where I first had my Captains quarters or in the AI core (Garrus is to busy with calibrations).

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

We're currently thinking how to take over the world

I have a plan for world domination

step 1: Acquire a strangely addictive Chinese food company

That would be step 3, the banners were the step1 , UPSC, Liberty Priiize and Master Priiize step 2

But that's a good idea, we will call it "Risky Wok", but we're going to atleast nuke that monster who made Krogan rule #34 from orbit.

What's your opinion about that invitation from the Taliban btw?

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

We're currently thinking how to take over the world

I have a plan for world domination

step 1: Acquire a strangely addictive Chinese food company

That would be step 3, the banners were the step1 , UPSC, Liberty Priiize and Master Priiize step 2

But that's a good idea, we will call it "Risky Wok", but we're going to atleast nuke that monster who made Krogan rule #34 from orbit.

What's your opinion about that invitation from the Taliban btw?

Taliban = creepy
But the final step would be to launch are enemies into the sun with a giant slingshot 

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

We're currently thinking how to take over the world

I have a plan for world domination

step 1: Acquire a strangely addictive Chinese food company

That would be step 3, the banners were the step1 , UPSC, Liberty Priiize and Master Priiize step 2

But that's a good idea, we will call it "Risky Wok", but we're going to atleast nuke that monster who made Krogan rule #34 from orbit.

What's your opinion about that invitation from the Taliban btw?

Taliban = creepy
But the final step would be to launch are enemies into the sun with a giant slingshot 

They propably want to lure the fan bases in a trap and mindrape them with Tali rule #34 pics.

UPSC has the tech to build a giant MAC canon that can accelarete object to 150.000km/s (50% light speed), imagine how much lulz we can have with that thing!

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 08 mai 2010 - 04:15 .

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

They propably want to lure the fan bases in a trap and mindrape them with Tali rule #34 pics.

UPSC has the tech to build a giant MAC canon that can accelarete object to 150.000km/s (50% light speed), imagine how much lulz we can have with that thing!

We could have more fun with a "Super" Magnetic Accelerator Cannon, like the one at Cairo.

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

They propably want to lure the fan bases in a trap and mindrape them with Tali rule #34 pics.

UPSC has the tech to build a giant MAC canon that can accelarete object to 150.000km/s (50% light speed), imagine how much lulz we can have with that thing!

We could have more fun with a "Super" Magnetic Accelerator Cannon, like the one at Cairo.

That's what I'm talking about. Super MAC's own, they one hit Covenant capital ships, that's why our military is based of United Nations Space Command, they're awesome!
The Allaince sucks, they are too busy with politics and their fleet sucks (only 8 Dreadnoughts while the Turians have 39 and they don't care about the treaty).
The MAC (Magnetic accelerator canon) of an UNSC frigate is twice as powerful as a MAC (Mass Accelerator Canon) of an Everest Drednought. UNSC ships are also real military ships, they don't have any fancy paintjobs or designs.
UNSC fleet (pre war): around 700 ships
Allaince fleet: 200 ships

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 08 mai 2010 - 04:55 .

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

They propably want to lure the fan bases in a trap and mindrape them with Tali rule #34 pics.

UPSC has the tech to build a giant MAC canon that can accelarete object to 150.000km/s (50% light speed), imagine how much lulz we can have with that thing!

We could have more fun with a "Super" Magnetic Accelerator Cannon, like the one at Cairo.

That's what I'm talking about. Super MAC's own, they one hit Covenant capital ships, that's why our military is based of United Nations Space Command, they're awesome!
The Allaince sucks, they are too busy with politics and their fleet sucks (only 8 Dreadnoughts while the Turians have 39 and they don't care about the treaty).
The MAC (Magnetic accelerator canon) of an UNSC frigate is twice as powerful as a MAC (Mass Accelerator Canon) of an Everest Drednought. UNSC ships are also real military ships, they don't have any fancy paintjobs or designs.
UNSC fleet (pre war): around 700 ships
Allaince fleet: 200 ships

I don't know why I fell the need to post this but

"The message just repeats. "Regret, Regret, Regret.""
—Cortana
"Catchy. Any idea what it means?"
—Commander Miranda Keyes
"Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Avery J. Johnson
"Ooh-rah!"
—Pelican Pilot and Co-Pilot

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

They propably want to lure the fan bases in a trap and mindrape them with Tali rule #34 pics.

UPSC has the tech to build a giant MAC canon that can accelarete object to 150.000km/s (50% light speed), imagine how much lulz we can have with that thing!

We could have more fun with a "Super" Magnetic Accelerator Cannon, like the one at Cairo.

That's what I'm talking about. Super MAC's own, they one hit Covenant capital ships, that's why our military is based of United Nations Space Command, they're awesome!
The Allaince sucks, they are too busy with politics and their fleet sucks (only 8 Dreadnoughts while the Turians have 39 and they don't care about the treaty).
The MAC (Magnetic accelerator canon) of an UNSC frigate is twice as powerful as a MAC (Mass Accelerator Canon) of an Everest Drednought. UNSC ships are also real military ships, they don't have any fancy paintjobs or designs.
UNSC fleet (pre war): around 700 ships
Allaince fleet: 200 ships

I don't know why I fell the need to post this but

"The message just repeats. "Regret, Regret, Regret.""
—Cortana
"Catchy. Any idea what it means?"
—Commander Miranda Keyes
"Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Avery J. Johnson
"Ooh-rah!"
—Pelican Pilot and Co-Pilot

^One of my favorite Johnson lines

Cortana: Thanks for the tank, he never gets me anything.
Johnson: I know what ladies like

and in Halo 3 ODST Legandary ending he also knows what Aliens like

UPSC version of that dialogue:

"The message just repeats. "Regret, Regret, Regret.""
—Cortana
"Catchy.
Any idea what it means?"
—Commander Miranda Keyes
"Dear Humanity;
we regret being Heretic bastards. We regret hating Jacob. And we most
definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Avery
J. Johnson
"Ooh-rah!"
—Pelican Pilot and Co-Pilot

[DarthRic]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

And btw cuteness doesn't win wars.

Bastila disagrees with your statement
http://www.freewebs....astila Shan.bmp

[Nostradamoose]

I love mocking jacob text...





Buy mocking Jacob text had the side effect of Jacob growing on me..



Now... I like Jacob... The more I mock his text, the more I like him...



Heavy risk mocking this guy...