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[Onyx Jaguar]

I just went back and re-read this entire thread and those altered old english quotes of Jacob's lines by LordMandalore are pretty ****ing hilarious.



Plus this thread is a lot easy to read than the original. Waaaaaaaaay tooo much priize spam.



Also the Jacob Hate thread refuses to get spaced. It seems like most of the haters have been but for some reason the complex still exists.

[Commissar Gash]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

I just went back and re-read this entire thread and those altered old english quotes of Jacob's lines by LordMandalore are pretty ****ing hilarious.

Plus this thread is a lot easy to read than the original. Waaaaaaaaay tooo much priize spam.

Also the Jacob Hate thread refuses to get spaced. It seems like most of the haters have been but for some reason the complex still exists.

I don't understand why it isn't locked yet, all hate threads against other characters are getting locked, but the Jacob hate thread is allowed to exist. You Humans are all racist!!!

We need a good plan to gettht thread locked and no I'm not going to spam their thread until it gets locked.
I have a strange feeling in my spine, it feels like there's a Volus with a giant hammer behind me and waiting to strike.

PS: Alot of things LordMandalore makes are fraking hilarious, I've read his parody fanfics and that ended with me falling off my chair because of uncontrolable laughter.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 15 mai 2010 - 11:55 .

[Sand King]

Some ME:Galaxy pics

[Pacifien]

I wish I knew more about ME Galaxy. I've read it wasn't a great game, but it's bound to have interesting information about Jacob and Miranda. Not that I have an iPhone to play it anyway.

[Sand King]

Pacifien wrote...

I wish I knew more about ME Galaxy. I've read it wasn't a great game, but it's bound to have interesting information about Jacob and Miranda. Not that I have an iPhone to play it anyway.

This should help
http://masseffect.wi...s_Effect_Galaxy

[Sand King]

*Bump*

[Commissar Gash]

Thanks for the pics Colonel, I've added them in the OP.
btw have you read the 2nd chapter?

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 16 mai 2010 - 06:47 .

[Soahfreako]

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[Pacifien]

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[Commissar Gash]

I've finished the 3rd chapter

I aslo have a question: What kind of role do you wish Jacob should have in ME3?

[Sand King]

Jacob should stay as Shepard's top officer on Normandy.

[Pacifien]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
I aslo have a question: What kind of role do you wish Jacob should have in ME3?

That'll get me thinking what sort of role I wish every squadmate from ME1 and ME2 should have in ME3.

Based on his location in the Armory, looks like Jacob is a bit of a weapons expert. Trying to think of what he did as a Corsair, I think maybe Jacob would be well suited as the leader of Shepard's marine unit on the SR2. Specialized in ship disabling and pillaging.

[Privateerkev]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

I've finished the 3rd chapter

I aslo have a question: What kind of role do you wish Jacob should have in ME3?

Keep him as a "bro." It seems he has broken from Cerberus with you so there really isn't anywhere else for him to go. Keep in the armory as the weaponsmith. Seems like he would make a solid buddy character and teammember. Have him be that solid rock with relatively few emotional problems that the team can rely on.

If others really want him as a romance option, please please please, give him some normal dialogue. Let him be the no-nonsense, no-drama romance option. Porno lines got to go. (Plus I have more than enough material from the second game to keep me busy with the priiiize thread...)

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

I've finished the 3rd chapter

I aslo have a question: What kind of role do you wish Jacob should have in ME3?

Keep him as a "bro." It seems he has broken from Cerberus with you so there really isn't anywhere else for him to go. Keep in the armory as the weaponsmith. Seems like he would make a solid buddy character and teammember. Have him be that solid rock with relatively few emotional problems that the team can rely on.

If others really want him as a romance option, please please please, give him some normal dialogue. Let him be the no-nonsense, no-drama romance option. Porno lines got to go. (Plus I have more than enough material from the second game to keep me busy with the priiiize thread...)

I agree. If he uses the But the Piiize line seriously (he may make a joke about it) then I'm leaving. My Shepard quitsCerberus (I'm still with them) and retires to his house he got from Pinnacle Station.

[Pacifien]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
I agree. If he uses the But the Piiize line seriously (he may make a joke about it) then I'm leaving. My Shepard quitsCerberus (I'm still with them) and retires to his house he got from Pinnacle Station.

PIty your house was confiscated upon your death.

To be fair to Jacob, FemShep started it. Man, she sounds like a sleaze whenever she's talking to him.

[Sand King]

Pacifien wrote...
PIty your house was confiscated upon your death.

To be fair to Jacob, FemShep started it. Man, she sounds like a sleaze whenever she's talking to him.

It wasn't Jacob fault, it was Jenifer Hale's fault. I don't know what happened she was great in ME1 and she seamed all messed up in ME2 

[Commissar Gash]

Pacifien wrote...

PIty your house was confiscated upon your death.

I'll take it back from whoever lives there. It's my property and my Cain agrees!

Sand King wrote...


It wasn't Jacob fault,
it was Jenifer Hale's fault. I don't know what happened she was great
in ME1 and she seamed all messed up in ME2 

I'm still wondering why she did it, MaleShep doesn't talk like that to Miranda.

[DirtyVagrant]

The romances with Jacob and Miranda both come across as very... lust-driven.

[Commissar Gash]

DirtyVagrant wrote...

The romances with Jacob and Miranda both come across as very... lust-driven.

But Miranda's romance doesn't feel like a 70's porn movie. I don't think Miranda would like it if Shepard appeared in her room Jacob-style

Shepard: Look at thisss.... Like sneaking into the XO's quarters. Heavy risk, but DAT ASS....
Miranda: Shepard did you got those lines from Jacob?
Shepard: From who I got it doesn't matter. I want you....
Miranda: Shepard, are you drunk?
Shepard: You just can't resist pushing my buttons....
Miranda: Shepard, would you kindly leave the room?
Shepard: You want the Cuttlebutt? Fine.
*Miranda throws Shepard out of her room with biotics*

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 16 mai 2010 - 06:39 .

[Privateerkev]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

DirtyVagrant wrote...

The romances with Jacob and Miranda both come across as very... lust-driven.

But Miranda's romance doesn't feel like a 70's porn movie. I don't think Miranda would like it if Shepard appeared in her room Jacob-style

Shepard: Look at thisss.... Like sneaking into the XO's quarters. Heavy risk, but DAT ASS....
Miranda: Shepard did you got those lines from Jacob?
Shepard: From who I got it doesn't matter. I want you....
Miranda: Shepard, are you drunk?
Shepard: You just can't resist pushing my buttons....
Miranda: Shepard, would you kindly leave the room?
Shepard: You want the Cuttlebutt? Fine.
*Miranda throws Shepard out of her room with biotics*

Remember, Miranda has probably heard all those lines from Jacob before...

[Commissar Gash]

Privateerkev wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

DirtyVagrant wrote...

The romances with Jacob and Miranda both come across as very... lust-driven.

But Miranda's romance doesn't feel like a 70's porn movie. I don't think Miranda would like it if Shepard appeared in her room Jacob-style

Shepard: Look at thisss.... Like sneaking into the XO's quarters. Heavy risk, but DAT ASS....
Miranda: Shepard did you got those lines from Jacob?
Shepard: From who I got it doesn't matter. I want you....
Miranda: Shepard, are you drunk?
Shepard: You just can't resist pushing my buttons....
Miranda: Shepard, would you kindly leave the room?
Shepard: You want the Cuttlebutt? Fine.
*Miranda throws Shepard out of her room with biotics*

Remember, Miranda has probably heard all those lines from Jacob before...

That's why she asked "Shepard did you got those lines from Jacob?"

I'm wondering if Jacob's father also used these lines.

What have you done with Jacob's father btw? I gave him a gun and you can guess the rest:bandit:

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

I'm wondering if Jacob's father also used these lines.

Look at thisss..... Toxic foood

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

I'm wondering if Jacob's father also used these lines.

Look at thisss..... Toxic foood

I can see him doing that:P

But I'm wondering if he used that lines on Jacob's mother....

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

I'm wondering if Jacob's father also used these lines.

Look at thisss..... Toxic foood

I can see him doing that:P

But I'm wondering if he used that lines on Jacob's mother....

Hard to tell if Jacob's existence is proof or not.

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

I'm wondering if Jacob's father also used these lines.

Look at thisss..... Toxic foood

I can see him doing that:P

But I'm wondering if he used that lines on Jacob's mother....

Hard to tell if Jacob's existence is proof or not.

We will never know Colonel, we will never know...
btw I've finished the 3rd chapter, the link's somewhere on this page.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 16 mai 2010 - 07:36 .