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[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Then we can remove our old team, let Shepard take care of the political sh*tstorms and they'll do the job.
John will prbably do alot anti-matter bomb surfing;)

Well Blue team knows how to tear **** up

Most awesome CGI I saw, ever
Master Chief can kill a Reaper by just staring at it.....
I can see Jacob fighting with a team of SPARTAN II's, he's running around with his shottie and tries to kill anything, but everything is dead before he can get in effective shotgun range.
What happend with the shotguns btw?
ME1 shotguns had infinite range and that makes sense in the ME universe.
ME2 shotguns have smaller range then our shotguns.......

The Allaince is pulling a UNSC, the had awesome weapons, but now they're nerfing them.
I wish I had the Halo CE Pistol of Doom, that thing will be blowing up heavy mechs without a problem.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 21 mai 2010 - 07:57 .

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Master Chief can kill a Reaper by just staring at it.....
I can see Jacob fighting with a team of SPARTAN II's, he's running around with his shottie and tries to kill anything, but everything is dead before he can get in effective shotgun range.
What happend with the shotguns btw?
ME1 shotguns had infinite range and that makes sense in the ME universe.
ME2 shotguns have smaller range then our shotguns.......

The Allaince is pulling a UNSC, the had awesome weapons, but now they're nerfing them.
I wish I had the Halo CE Pistol of Doom, that thing will be blowing up heavy mechs without a problem.

In the immortal words of Stosh "Don't tell Sage, he'll nerf it!"

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Master Chief can kill a Reaper by just staring at it.....
I can see Jacob fighting with a team of SPARTAN II's, he's running around with his shottie and tries to kill anything, but everything is dead before he can get in effective shotgun range.
What happend with the shotguns btw?
ME1 shotguns had infinite range and that makes sense in the ME universe.
ME2 shotguns have smaller range then our shotguns.......

The Allaince is pulling a UNSC, the had awesome weapons, but now they're nerfing them.
I wish I had the Halo CE Pistol of Doom, that thing will be blowing up heavy mechs without a problem.

In the immortal words of Stosh "Don't tell Sage, he'll nerf it!"

My anwser to that is "Blame Stosh!"
In regular FPS kid words: "Let's whine about something and they'll nerf it!"
MAKO, Thermal clips, shields, powers everything nerfed (The Hammerhead is a nerfed MAKO)
They even nerfd Jacob's character:crying:

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

My anwser to that is "Blame Stosh!"
In regular FPS kid words: "Let's whine about something and they'll nerf it!"
MAKO, Thermal clips, shields, powers everything nerfed (The Hammerhead is a nerfed MAKO)
They even nerfd Jacob's character:crying:

The Mako deserves to rot in an old forgotten scrap yard and he Hammerhead can be kill by a small breeze. 

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

My anwser to that is "Blame Stosh!"
In regular FPS kid words: "Let's whine about something and they'll nerf it!"
MAKO, Thermal clips, shields, powers everything nerfed (The Hammerhead is a nerfed MAKO)
They even nerfd Jacob's character:crying:

The Mako deserves to rot in an old forgotten scrap yard and he Hammerhead can be kill by a small breeze. 

They should give us a Guass Hog with MAKO's shields with a Spartan withan Splazer and 100% accuracy in the passanger seat instead. Kinetic berriers aren't made to withstand directed energy weaponsB)

I still don't understand why they named the Hammerhead a tank, it's not even an APC, it's just a PC with a weak rocket launcher.

I'm going to make some math homework and then I'll start writing the 4th chapter. It will be lonbger and it will start the different stories in one chapter thing and a certain ME2 character will arrive.....

[Festi]

I miss the MAKO. Team wide concussions keep Chakwas busy which keeps her from drinking too much...

(And I agree, the Hammerhead is terrible.)

Modifié par Festi, 21 mai 2010 - 08:51 .

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

I miss the MAKO. Team wide concussions keep Chakwas busy which keeps her from drinking too much...

(And I agree, the Hammerhead is terrible.)

The MAKO was a cool vehicle, I could drive it and I have it on the 360.The real problem with it was the terrain.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 21 mai 2010 - 08:52 .

[Festi]

Yeah, some of the terrain really sent it flying but I always enjoyed the challenge of seeing how high I could launch the MAKO. It was better than both the Hammerhead and planet scanning combined. And at least when I went exploring I found story related material... not just some dumb random sphere which no one will ever talk about and reminds me eerily of that sphere... from... Sphere... the one that gave everyone crazy mind powers... In any case, MAKO is salvation through destruction ... and that is what Chakwas is there for anyway.

[Commissar Gash]

And on easy The MAKO is indestrucable, the Hammerhead on easy gets own by Geth AR's.....

[Festi]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

And on easy The MAKO is indestrucable, the Hammerhead on easy gets own by Geth AR's.....

Yeah, that too.  I say space the Hammerhead.  It gets two Jacob thumbs down of badness!

[Commissar Gash]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Aren't time zones amazing? It's 2:00 AM where I am, ok Gash, this is what Major Axe looks like....

Adrian Pasdar! Sorry about being away yesterday, was crazy busy, caught up on all the Jacob conversations though!

Thanks! You're forgiven Major:D
And you're right time zones are awesome, it's 11:00 AM where I am:D

Festi wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

And
on easy The MAKO is indestrucable, the Hammerhead on easy gets own by
Geth AR's.....

Yeah, that too.  I say space the
Hammerhead.  It gets two Jacob thumbs down of badness!

Jacob disapproves -24 (of the Hammerhead, not of your post)

I need to make a banner for that

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 21 mai 2010 - 09:03 .

[Festi]

@ Gash Lol that would be a spectacular banner!

[Commissar Gash]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

My anwser to that is "Blame Stosh!"
In regular FPS kid words: "Let's whine about something and they'll nerf it!"
MAKO, Thermal clips, shields, powers everything nerfed (The Hammerhead is a nerfed MAKO)
They even nerfd Jacob's character:crying:

The Mako deserves to rot in an old forgotten scrap yard and he Hammerhead can be kill by a small breeze. 

I agree with you on both counts King, I hate both vehicles. If they put the Mako back in for ME 3, Jacob and I would get a couple of crowbars and reenact the fax machine scene from the movie Office Space, but instead of busting up a fax machine we'd bust up the Mako, may it rot in vehicle hell!

Let's hope Bioware makes a new vehicle for ME3 and it won't suck.

Festi wrote...

@ Gash Lol that would be a spectacular
banner!

I'll make it when I'm done with the 4th chapter of my fanfic, I'll also make a Jacob approves one.

[Commissar Gash]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Well, time to get some shut eye, I swear if wake up to a bunch of explosions and every mech in the instillation turned rogue, I'm going to be really cross, understand.

Sleep well Major, I hope the YMIR's won't blow you up:?

[Sand King]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

My anwser to that is "Blame Stosh!"
In regular FPS kid words: "Let's whine about something and they'll nerf it!"
MAKO, Thermal clips, shields, powers everything nerfed (The Hammerhead is a nerfed MAKO)
They even nerfd Jacob's character:crying:

The Mako deserves to rot in an old forgotten scrap yard and he Hammerhead can be kill by a small breeze. 

I agree with you on both counts King, I hate both vehicles. If they put the Mako back in for ME 3, Jacob and I would get a couple of crowbars and reenact the fax machine scene from the movie Office Space, but instead of busting up a fax machine we'd bust up the Mako, may it rot in vehicle hell!

Let's hope Bioware makes a new vehicle for ME3 and it won't suck.

I say no vehicle in ME3. Bioware can't do it. They have had there chances and they have failed, time to work on something else.

[Festi]

^ Jet packs! Its the future.... where is my jet pack!?!

Imagine how awesome Jacob would be... if he had a jet pack....

*Jacob floating in mid-air aiming a rocket launcher at a heretic juggernaut*

I say... space it...

*BOOM*

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Sand King wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

My anwser to that is "Blame Stosh!"
In regular FPS kid words: "Let's whine about something and they'll nerf it!"
MAKO, Thermal clips, shields, powers everything nerfed (The Hammerhead is a nerfed MAKO)
They even nerfd Jacob's character:crying:

The Mako deserves to rot in an old forgotten scrap yard and he Hammerhead can be kill by a small breeze. 

I agree with you on both counts King, I hate both vehicles. If they put the Mako back in for ME 3, Jacob and I would get a couple of crowbars and reenact the fax machine scene from the movie Office Space, but instead of busting up a fax machine we'd bust up the Mako, may it rot in vehicle hell!

Let's hope Bioware makes a new vehicle for ME3 and it won't suck.

I say no vehicle in ME3. Bioware can't do it. They have had there chances and they have failed, time to work on something else.

Actually I agree with you, let's make a space combat simulator!

@Festi:

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 21 mai 2010 - 06:31 .

[Sand King]

Modifié par Sand King, 21 mai 2010 - 06:35 .

[Commissar Gash]

Mass Effect 3: Jetpack Warfare

Jacob flying around in a jetpack and firing the Cain at the Reaper fleet.....

"The lack of gravity is a one mean MUTHA!"

[Sand King]

Quick question: If the Reapers can build a space station surrounded by black holes, Faster than light travel, mind control, zombies, etc. How come they cant make a device that gives them cloaking (invisibility)?

[Commissar Gash]

Sand King wrote...

Quick question: If the Reapers can build a space station surrounded by black holes, Faster than light travel, mind control, zombies, etc. How come they cant make a device that gives them cloaking (invisibility)?

Because they are the Vanguard of our Destruction, how can a fleet of cloaked ships darken the skies of our worlds?
And Jacob dissapproves of that idea (-69), that's the real reason.