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[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Jacob needs to learn to talk to the ladies from Garrus

Jacob: Hey Garrus, I was wondering if you had a minute to talk?
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit?  I'm in the middle of some calibrations....


<_<
Jacob: C'mon man, I'm going in to some heavy risk **** here.  I could really use your advice....
Garrus: Fine!  What is it Jacob... (Garrus doesn't like to be seen in public with Jacob because he is affraid it will give away their secret identities...._
Jacob: Garrus I've seen the way you opperate... you are smooth with the ladies... and.... I've been having some trouble lately aquiring... the priiiiiiize
Garrus: Well... did you tell her that her waist looks supportive?
Jacob: Yeah... tried that too... she kneed me in the gut and threw me out of her room...
Garrus: Huh... that one always works for me... maybe it's a human thing... here... try this one: "I've got something to say, and it just can't wait for a bit.... I wanna calibrate you the way  you've calibrated my heart."  Chicks dig calibrations, works every time.

Jacob romance scene after the advise:
J: Hey Shepard, I have something to say to you and it just can't wait for a bit... I wanna calibrateyou the way you've calibrated my heart baby....
Lietenant Commander JOHN Shepard: Dude, you're feaking me out...
J: Oh crap, wrong playthrough, sorry Shepard *silently leaves the quarters*

[Commissar Gash]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Jacob needs to learn to talk to the ladies from Garrus

Yeah.....bad music, cheap wine, and interspecies compliments aren't going to help Jacob I think. What Jacob needs is a better writer for both him and femshep, if they can't get that then Jacob needs to just walk into the captains quarters and jump straight to the scene where he takes off his shirt (with this god awful writing that seems to be all that femshep is after anyways).

It worked with Garrus because he was a Turian, he doesn't have any experience with human realtionships.

The new Jacob romance scene;
Shepard is stting at her desk but then suddednly the door opens and Jacob jumps in and screams "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He takes of his shirt and the he and Shepard do IT:P
Better?

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?
What do you think of Super Jacob?

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 23 mai 2010 - 09:44 .

[Commissar Gash]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?

Oh it was horrible, I was sitting in the Debriefing Room just before the suicide mission, Jacob volunteered for the vents and Shepard agreed. No matter what I did, no one could hear of see me, I screamed, shouted, scattered trash and papers. Flashfor-ward to the doors....I... can't finish it.

I had a strange dream of Albert Wesker on a small, pink bicycle..... How does my brain come up with this ****?

[Festi]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?

Oh it was horrible, I was sitting in the Debriefing Room just before the suicide mission, Jacob volunteered for the vents and Shepard agreed. No matter what I did, no one could hear of see me, I screamed, shouted, scattered trash and papers. Flashfor-ward to the doors....I... can't finish it.

Don't worry Axe... Bioware just underestimates Jacob... he IS a tech expert.  After all, he gives me expert analysis of the state of my engine as we make the Omega 4 relay jump.  "It's lighting up like a Christmas tree."  Very technical, very thourough... I have complete faith in Jacob in the vents...

[Commissar Gash]

Festi wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?

Oh it was horrible, I was sitting in the Debriefing Room just before the suicide mission, Jacob volunteered for the vents and Shepard agreed. No matter what I did, no one could hear of see me, I screamed, shouted, scattered trash and papers. Flashfor-ward to the doors....I... can't finish it.

Don't worry Axe... Bioware just underestimates Jacob... he IS a tech expert.  After all, he gives me expert analysis of the state of my engine as we make the Omega 4 relay jump.  "It's lighting up like a Christmas tree."  Very technical, very thourough... I have complete faith in Jacob in the vents...

If they allow him to take the Pink Terminus Armor of Doom he will survive it or if he could become Super Jacob:ph34r:

[kraidy1117]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Jacob needs to learn to talk to the ladies from Garrus

Yeah.....bad music, cheap wine, and interspecies compliments aren't going to help Jacob I think. What Jacob needs is a better writer for both him and femshep, if they can't get that then Jacob needs to just walk into the captains quarters and jump straight to the scene where he takes off his shirt (with this god awful writing that seems to be all that femshep is after anyways).

It worked with Garrus because he was a Turian, he doesn't have any experience with human realtionships.

The new Jacob romance scene;
Shepard is stting at her desk but then suddednly the door opens and Jacob jumps in and screams "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He takes of his shirt and the he and Shepard do IT:P
Better?

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?
What do you think of Super Jacob?

Garrus knows what the woman want

[Festi]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Festi wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?

Oh it was horrible, I was sitting in the Debriefing Room just before the suicide mission, Jacob volunteered for the vents and Shepard agreed. No matter what I did, no one could hear of see me, I screamed, shouted, scattered trash and papers. Flashfor-ward to the doors....I... can't finish it.

Don't worry Axe... Bioware just underestimates Jacob... he IS a tech expert.  After all, he gives me expert analysis of the state of my engine as we make the Omega 4 relay jump.  "It's lighting up like a Christmas tree."  Very technical, very thourough... I have complete faith in Jacob in the vents...

If they allow him to take the Pink Terminus Armor of Doom he will survive it or if he could become Super Jacob:ph34r:

That's a risky situation.... sneaking into the vents as Super Jacob risks revealing his identity.... but.... the veennnntsss....

[Commissar Gash]

kraidy1117 wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Jacob needs to learn to talk to the ladies from Garrus

Yeah.....bad music, cheap wine, and interspecies compliments aren't going to help Jacob I think. What Jacob needs is a better writer for both him and femshep, if they can't get that then Jacob needs to just walk into the captains quarters and jump straight to the scene where he takes off his shirt (with this god awful writing that seems to be all that femshep is after anyways).

It worked with Garrus because he was a Turian, he doesn't have any experience with human realtionships.

The new Jacob romance scene;
Shepard is stting at her desk but then suddednly the door opens and Jacob jumps in and screams "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He takes of his shirt and the he and Shepard do IT:P
Better?

Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?
What do you think of Super Jacob?

Garrus knows what the woman want

Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson, Service Number 48789-20114-AJ, knows better what the ladies like (human ladies atleast)

[kraidy1117]

Johnson is my hero, too bad he got killed by a floating disco ball

[Commissar Gash]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Johnson is my hero, too bad he got killed by a floating disco ball

Don't remind me of that litle *************************************************************** I wish Miranda (Keyes, not Lawson) survived long enough to sacrifice herself for the greater good (the greater good is Sgt. Johnson surviving to continue kicking ass in space and smoke cigars), never liked that ****.

[kraidy1117]

Miranda Keyes death was kinda sad.

[Commissar Gash]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Miranda Keyes death was kinda sad.

Killed by a prophet with a Brute spiker..... The weakest race and the weakest gun.
If she sacrificed herself to save Johnson, that's another story, for saving the biggest badass in videogame history from a "LOL PWNED NOOB!" death she would get some repect points from me.

[kraidy1117]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Miranda Keyes death was kinda sad.

Killed by a prophet with a Brute spiker..... The weakest race and the weakest gun.
If she sacrificed herself to save Johnson, that's another story, for saving the biggest badass in videogame history from a "LOL PWNED NOOB!" death she would get some repect points from me.

Well she did die trying to rescue Johnson which I felt was a nice touch, and I loved when Arbiter kills the Prophet of truth, too bad that this was one of the only good parts of Halo 3's story <_<

[kraidy1117]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

God, I hate those games.

Halo was amazing, Halo 2 was only good because oft he multi. Halo 3 story was <_<, even the fantastic multi could't save it.

[Commissar Gash]

kraidy1117 wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Miranda Keyes death was kinda sad.

Killed by a prophet with a Brute spiker..... The weakest race and the weakest gun.
If she sacrificed herself to save Johnson, that's another story, for saving the biggest badass in videogame history from a "LOL PWNED NOOB!" death she would get some repect points from me.

Well she did die trying to rescue Johnson which I felt was a nice touch, and I loved when Arbiter kills the Prophet of truth, too bad that this was one of the only good parts of Halo 3's story <_<

It's a FPS, they never have a really good story. Keyes saving Johnson was a nice, but her death...
Even Arby had his one-liner moment "Then you must be silenced" *stab*

Halo 2 is my favorite, mainly because of the high amount of Johnson one liners and MC bomb surfing
"For a brick, he flew pretty good"
"Listen up Marines! This is 66 ton of HE spewing devine intervention! If God is love then you can call me cupid!"

Halo CE has the best campaign, but Halo 2 had better MP.

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

God, I hate those games.

Major,
you know that UPSC is basically UNSC on crack, right?

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 23 mai 2010 - 10:35 .

[kraidy1117]

Ya, Halo campaign was utterly amazing, strong story. Also I remember when he was talking to the marines before they meet the scarab, forget what he says but it was funny as hell. Arby was a well-writen character that sadly is downplayed because of the horrible Halo 3 story. Halo is my fav, then Halo 3 simly because of the MP, Still very strong.

[Some Dude]

Here we go with Halo again.....

[Some Dude]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

God, I hate those games.

Major,
you know that UPSC is basically UNSC on crack, right?

Yeah, I read it for the characters, not the setting.

Go Harris!

[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

God, I hate those games.

Major,
you know that UPSC is basically UNSC on crack, right?

Yeah, I read it for the characters, not the setting.

Go Harris!

Go flying Harris!!!