That gives me an idea...gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Go flying Harris!!!Some Dude wrote...
Go Harris!LuckyIronAxe wrote...
Yeah, I read it for the characters, not the setting.gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Major,LuckyIronAxe wrote...
God, I hate those games.
you know that UPSC is basically UNSC on crack, right?
Major, I would like you to remind ofthe no-flaming rule. The only things we flame are jacob haters and things we all agree we hate.LuckyIronAxe wrote...
Yeah.... if we have to get off topic, could we at least get off topic with something Mass Effect related, instead of that overrated Aliens rip-off.Some Dude wrote...
Here we go with Halo again.....
I can use that idea, but for something different:devil:Some Dude wrote...
That gives me an idea...
Jacob
catapults Harris towards the enemy lines with Pull, and Harris smokes
them all with his shotgun!
The ultimate team combo!
Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 23 mai 2010 - 10:53 .
Guest_LuckyIronAxe_*
Modifié par Some Dude, 23 mai 2010 - 11:03 .
LuckyIronAxe wrote...
I don't want to get into this here.
So have any of you heard the sex advice Mordin gives Shepard about Jacob, funny as hell.
"I believe I can fly! I belive I land in that pile of sh*t!" just kidding Sarge:PSome Dude wrote...
Uh oh...
Guest_LuckyIronAxe_*
YOU BIOWARE CHARACTER WRITERS ARE ALL RACIST!!!LuckyIronAxe wrote...
Oh that's bull! On a hunch I looked up Moridins sex advice about Miranda, and it's the same thing he says about Jacob, lazy.
Garrus is realy making an effort to do things right, that goes a long way despite some minor details going wrong.gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
It worked with Garrus because he was a Turian, he doesn't have any experience with human realtionships.
The new Jacob romance scene;
Shepard is stting at her desk but then suddednly the door opens and Jacob jumps in and screams "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He takes of his shirt and the he and Shepard do IT:P
Better?
Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?
What do you think of Super Jacob?
Respect, I believe, after all, NO ONE f***s with SPARTANsgashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
"I believe I can fly! I belive I land in that pile of sh*t!" just kidding Sarge:PSome Dude wrote...
Uh oh...
Sarge GREAT NEWS! I've changed something in my fic and now it will feauture a big battle against the Geth, but that also means that UPSC will deploy their strongest infrantry unit.
Sarge what would you character think of 2m long super soldiers in power armor with shields (Harris doesn't have them, he has polarized armor)?
Maybe Superpriiize? Riskyman?lovgreno wrote...
Garrus is realy making an effort to do things right, that goes a long way despite some minor details going wrong.gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
It worked with Garrus because he was a Turian, he doesn't have any experience with human realtionships.
The new Jacob romance scene;
Shepard is stting at her desk but then suddednly the door opens and Jacob jumps in and screams "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He takes of his shirt and the he and Shepard do IT:P
Better?
Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?
What do you think of Super Jacob?
Jacob on the other hand should know better than taking lines from cheap seventies porn. I guess Supergoodstuff is a bit like superheroes like Spiderman and Superman in that sense. These three superheroes alter egos all lack social skills, especialy with the ladies. Hopefully Baturian can help Supergoodstuff with things like that.
Hmmm... "Supergoodstuff" doesn't sound cool enough, he needs a better superhero name.
Meanmuthagashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Maybe Superpriiize? Riskyman?lovgreno wrote...
Garrus is realy making an effort to do things right, that goes a long way despite some minor details going wrong.gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
It worked with Garrus because he was a Turian, he doesn't have any experience with human realtionships.
The new Jacob romance scene;
Shepard is stting at her desk but then suddednly the door opens and Jacob jumps in and screams "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He takes of his shirt and the he and Shepard do IT:P
Better?
Did you slept well Major? Or did you had the YIMR nightmares again?
What do you think of Super Jacob?
Jacob on the other hand should know better than taking lines from cheap seventies porn. I guess Supergoodstuff is a bit like superheroes like Spiderman and Superman in that sense. These three superheroes alter egos all lack social skills, especialy with the ladies. Hopefully Baturian can help Supergoodstuff with things like that.
Hmmm... "Supergoodstuff" doesn't sound cool enough, he needs a better superhero name.
Insulting The Chief won't end good, he fought against four ODST's when he was 14, he killed two of them and heavyly wounded the other two.Some Dude wrote...
Respect, I believe, after all, NO ONE f***s with SPARTANsgashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
"I believe I can fly! I belive I land in that pile of sh*t!" just kidding Sarge:PSome Dude wrote...
Uh oh...
Sarge GREAT NEWS! I've changed something in my fic and now it will feauture a big battle against the Geth, but that also means that UPSC will deploy their strongest infrantry unit.
Sarge what would you character think of 2m long super soldiers in power armor with shields (Harris doesn't have them, he has polarized armor)?
For great justice
gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...
Festi it's you fault that I come up with this idea:
Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 24 mai 2010 - 12:12 .
But they won't do it, because who cares about Jacob? Nobody will start complaining when people start flaming him<_<lovgreno wrote...
In a way a Jacob hate thread can work like a lunatic asylum: it keeps the haters away from us normal people (= Jacob fans) and gives them a place where they can work out their frustrations and low self esteem. On the other hand hate threads encourages simplifications, easy sollutions ("everyone who disagrees with me is stupid") and other primitive things so it would probably be best if the mods shut it down.
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