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[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

So what does everyone want to talk about now?

We could talk about Super Jacob's missions until one us us comes up with a serious theme...

edit: I have an idea! We can discuss about Jacob's time on Eden Prime, like did he met Ashley?

He may have seen her... but I doubt it, they would have recognized each other on Horizon.

Maybe she forgot about him and don't forget it's Jacob we're talking about, nobody cares about him<_<

[Some Dude]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Sand King wrote...

So what does everyone want to talk about now?

We could talk about Super Jacob's missions until one us us comes up with a serious theme...

edit: I have an idea! We can discuss about Jacob's time on Eden Prime, like did he met Ashley?

He may have seen her... but I doubt it, they would have recognized each other on Horizon.

Maybe she forgot about him and don't forget it's Jacob we're talking about, nobody cares about him<_<

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                                                                          JACOB IS NOT FORGETABLE!
                                                                           HE IS TOO AWESOME!

Modifié par Some Dude, 24 mai 2010 - 09:14 .

[Commissar Gash]

Jacob could've also used his lines on Ash....

[Some Dude]

THAT would have ended badly I believe...

[Commissar Gash]

It won't be fun, I'm sure of that. Ash will probably try to shoot him....

[Some Dude]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

It won't be fun, I'm sure of that. Ash will probably try to shoot him....

But then Jacob would hit her with THE GOOD STUFF and send her flying while saying, "You should know Ash, that gravity is one MEAN MUTHA!"
Shepard and Jacob would do a manshake and then leave

[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

It won't be fun, I'm sure of that. Ash will probably try to shoot him....

But then Jacob would hit her with THE GOOD STUFF and send her flying while saying, "You should know Ash, that gravity is one MEAN MUTHA!"
Shepard and Jacob would do a manshake and then leave

Why every time someone posts hit em/her/it with the Good Stuff I get an image of a Battlecarrier blowing up that person with it's MAC's in place of Jacob hitting them with the Godd Stuff?

The 5th chapter should be online tommorow, I've spended too much time playing BC2 today...

[Some Dude]

Sounds good, more UPSC is always good...

[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

Sounds good, more UPSC is always good...

You'll get your combat scenes, the forces of UPSC fighting against the Geth:wizard:

I've the full data of the Good Stuff:

UPSC The Good Stuff, the flagship of the UPSC fleet


Commanding Officer: Fleet Admiral John Gash
XO: Captain Terrence Sand
Commanding Officer of army forces aboard the ship:
Colonel William King
Ship AI:
SRN-6830-24 "Serina"

class: Cole-class Battlecarrier
Crew size: 22.000
Lenght: 4km
Armor: 20m of Polarized Titanium A

Weaponry:

2 front mounted MAC cannons

power: 666 megatons each
They need to recharge for 5 seconds before firing again


1117 125mm AA Gatling MAC's
They rip small alien ships to shreds


300 Archer missile pods
Effective against armor, less effective aginst shields


100 Shiva Nuclear Missile (32 megaton) launchers

Aircraft:

150 C709 Longsword-class Interceptors
weapons:
2 120mm Gatling MAC's
1 Shiva Nuclear Missile


50 AC-220 "Vulture" Gunships

82 Dropship-77 Heavy Troop Carrier/Infantry "Pelican"

1 Stealth Frigate UPSC SR-1 Normandy


Army:

Different versions of the M12 Light Reconnaissance Vehicle "Warthog"

M808B Scorpion MBT's

M808D Grizzly HBT's

MAAT-9 Wolverines

SP42 Cobras

700 Marines

100 Orbital Drop Shock Troopers

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 24 mai 2010 - 10:54 .

[Some Dude]

^ Yikes, the geth are F**ked

[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

^ Yikes, the geth are F**ked

That's the regular Godd Stuff forces, they'll get SPARTAN II's for this mission and that means that Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 will stop by to kick some ass with Jacob. A biotic with SPARTAN support will be fun....

[Some Dude]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

^ Yikes, the geth are F**ked

That's the regular Godd Stuff forces, they'll get SPARTAN II's for this mission and that means that Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 will stop by to kick some ass with Jacob. A biotic with SPARTAN support will be fun....

Question.
What are the Innies? I can't acess the general information document and I was lost when they were talking about them

[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

^ Yikes, the geth are F**ked

That's the regular Godd Stuff forces, they'll get SPARTAN II's for this mission and that means that Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 will stop by to kick some ass with Jacob. A biotic with SPARTAN support will be fun....

Question.
What are the Innies? I can't acess the general information document and I was lost when they were talking about them

This should provide enough explanation, UPSC also had it's Insurrection, it's logical that something like that would happen.

[Some Dude]

Ok thanks for the explaination, that makes sense, there was a civil war apparently

[Commissar Gash]

Some Dude wrote...

Ok thanks for the explaination, that makes sense, there was a civil war apparently

Mainly because UPSC was ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THE COLONIES, Innies didn't liked it and the war started.
Gash had destroyed the last serious Innie fleet when he was a Commander (I won't go into details how a Commander was commanding a fleet, check his career), but they are still some Innies left, like that group that attacked Algolis (Chapter 3).

[lovgreno]

The Good Stuff Forces must wear pink armour and paint their ships pink or they will never win.

[Commissar Gash]

lovgreno wrote...

The Good Stuff Forces must wear pink armour and paint their ships pink or they will never win.

Sadly UEG didn't agreed with that idea, so UPSC is stuck with the olive green....
I have probably enough time tommorow to write the toy ships fic, it will include Jacob's Pink Terminus Armor of Doom!

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 24 mai 2010 - 11:57 .

[Some Dude]

lovgreno wrote...

The Good Stuff Forces must wear pink armour and paint their ships pink or they will never win.

Oh god, I hope not...

[lovgreno]

But at least pink anti-reaper BFGs and pink jetpacks then? Surely the UEG will realise the superior tactical advantage with that.

[Some Dude]

lovgreno wrote...

But at least pink anti-reaper BFGs and pink jetpacks then? Surely the UEG will realise the superior tactical advantage with that.

Repaint em man, repaint em

[lovgreno]

Sadly they only work if they are pink.

[Some Dude]

*Revs up Darth Vader voice*

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Some Dude]

Hmm...

This thread's slowness disturbs me...

[Sand King]

Some Dude wrote...

Hmm...
This thread's slowness disturbs me...

Hello

[Some Dude]

*Manshake*

what's up?