Zaeed: the wanker brought about an unnecessary retcon that actually brought less to the table than what the original lore had (Blue Suns retcon). He's also a loser, no ifs or buts. He uses cliched lines to try and sound badass, and his loyalty mission consists of one cliched line after another in order to try and convince you of this, yet it has the opposite affect. Did Bobba Fett need constant reminders that he was badass? No, all you needed was a "No disintegrations" from Darth Vader and his silence did the rest. Bobba's silence is evidence enough that badasses should know when to keep their mouths shut, as Jenga's constant talking is evidence of loss of coolness factor that occurs when mouth opens.
Morinth: Do you really need me to explain this one?
Kasumi: Didn't buy her, so wouldn't have her in my squad. Everyone's worship of the new locust SMG proves to me that her dlc is probably unbalanced, if the locust invalidates the need for an assault rifle then its doing something wrong, namely being overpowered.
Liara T'Soni: Am I seriously the only one with issues regarding her VA? I mean come on, it doesn't even match up with her appearance, nor her personality, not that her personality has much. I think I fell asleep at the keyboard trying to talk to her once.
Miranda Lawson: They ruined a perfectly good character concept first by getting the wrong VA for her and then trying to make Miranda look like her VA. Even if she did not suffer from uncanny valley syndrome, her appearance does not suit the 'cold hearted fem fatale' look. Plus, the character is just dull.
Jacob: See Miranda.
Wrex: Now I do not include him here because I dislike him. I love the guy, but he has a bigger role in leading his people, something he clearly valued more than anything else even in ME1 when he was in denial, and he should not be forced into the squad just because players want him there.
Everyone else can stay. I just realised, I just chopped out all the humans except the ME1 ones (of which there can be only one per game since you have to sacrifice one on Virmire)! Oh well, I'd prefer no humans at all, but those took priority, and the ME1 ones are not that bad, for a race of vermin that is...
EDIT: Oh wait Jack's human too right? Damn, um, well maybe biotic enhancement means she doesn't count, and if not then I'm sure I can force some genetic engineering on her that changes her into some alien freakshow at some point to correct this problem.
Modifié par FlintlockJazz, 27 avril 2010 - 11:23 .





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