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[Ashira Shepard]

You make a fair point Gavin...but still no.



*pines after the Justicar* Samara! Please! Grace us with your presence!

[Azint]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

There aren't any fish in the Presidium lakes.

Aww, Wrex will be disappointed to hear that. So will Kargesh.

[Koen Casier]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

snip...
Happy birthday, Grunt. I'd take you fishing, but C-Sec would just go mental again

There aren't any fish in the Presidium lakes.

Maybe we can place some fishes in the Presidium lakes, as a surprise and gift to Grunt and krogan everywhere.

[Mondo47]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...




Happy birthday, Grunt. I'd take you fishing, but C-Sec would just go mental again

There aren't any fish in the Presidium lakes.

A pure Krogan trusts his instincts... fish are indeed worthy opponents!

[eternalnightmare13]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Azint wrote...

Happy birthday, Grunt. Let's buy him a few dancers.

I don't usually buy gifts for krogan, but I got him a mech for target practice.

Your face makes perfect target, quarian.

[Kerilus]

eternalnightmare13 wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Azint wrote...

Happy birthday, Grunt. Let's buy him a few dancers.

I don't usually buy gifts for krogan, but I got him a mech for target practice.

Your face makes perfect target, quarian.

Well...you can't deny that a small flash light head is a much more satisfying target to shoot at.

[Presidium Groundskeeper]

Koen Casier wrote...

Maybe we can place some fishes in the Presidium lakes, as a surprise and gift to Grunt and krogan everywhere.

Those are reservoirs.  The Presidium's own supply.  The only place I know of on the station to get a live fish is Deleia Sanassi's gift shop.

[Ashira Shepard]

*grabs Presidium Groundskeeper* You! Where's Samara? :<

[eternalnightmare13]

Kerilus wrote...

eternalnightmare13 wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Azint wrote...

Happy birthday, Grunt. Let's buy him a few dancers.

I don't usually buy gifts for krogan, but I got him a mech for target practice.

Your face makes perfect target, quarian.

Well...you can't deny that a small flash light head is a much more satisfying target to shoot at.

Wrong.  . 

Modifié par eternalnightmare13, 29 avril 2010 - 10:49 .

[Kerilus]

eternalnightmare13 wrote...

Kerilus wrote...

eternalnightmare13 wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Azint wrote...

Happy birthday, Grunt. Let's buy him a few dancers.

I don't usually buy gifts for krogan, but I got him a mech for target practice.

Your face makes perfect target, quarian.

Well...you can't deny that a small flash light head is a much more satisfying target to shoot at.

Wrong.  Blood, guts, and hearing her death rattle as she takes her last agonized breath is far more satisfying then circuits and fiber optics. 

Then I'm glad I'm seeing these words on the internet.

[Inquisitor Recon]

eternalnightmare13 wrote...
Wrong.  Blood, guts, and hearing her death rattle as she takes her last agonized breath is far more satisfying then circuits and fiber optics. 

And after you pull the trigger you can sense the thousands of fanboys crying out in anger? Damn that is a tempting offer.

Throw in a cheesy one-liner and the fanboy's heads would explode.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 29 avril 2010 - 10:51 .

[_Samara]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Koen Casier wrote...

Maybe we can place some fishes in the Presidium lakes, as a surprise and gift to Grunt and krogan everywhere.

Those are reservoirs.  The Presidium's own supply.  The only place I know of on the station to get a live fish is Deleia Sanassi's gift shop.

He is an impostor. His signatures are too large and must be scaled down, which is a violation of my Justicar BBCode.

If he is unable to adjust it within a day, I will be forced to slay many innocents. Only after may I return to my meditations.

[_Thane Krios]

Samara wrote...

He is an impostor. His signatures are too large and must be scaled down, which is a violation of my Justicar BBCode.

If he is unable to adjust it within a day, I will be forced to slay many innocents. Only after may I return to my meditations.

And I can also return to my meditations.

[_Garrus Vakarian]

Thane Krios wrote...

Samara wrote...

He is an impostor. His signatures are too large and must be scaled down, which is a violation of my Justicar BBCode.

If he is unable to adjust it within a day, I will be forced to slay many innocents. Only after may I return to my meditations.

And I can also return to my meditations.

And I can return to my calibrations.

[Kal-Reegar]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

......Is that three, or four, in the past hour? Well you ever stop calibrating us and give us a conversation?

He's calibrating my rocket launcher at the moment.

I didn't want to disturb Tali while she was out shopping for gifts.

[Tali-Zorah vas Normandy]

Kal-Reegar wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

......Is that three, or four, in the past hour? Well you ever stop calibrating us and give us a conversation?

He's calibrating my rocket launcher at the moment.

I didn't want to disturb Tali while she was out shopping for gifts.

Thanks, Kal.

[David Anderson]

Kal-Reegar wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

......Is that three, or four, in the past hour? Well you ever stop calibrating us and give us a conversation?

He's calibrating my rocket launcher at the moment.

I didn't want to disturb Tali while she was out shopping for gifts.

True enough.

[Kal-Reegar]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

What kind of gifts?

For Grunt, of course.

I told her there was a geth right behind her that she could use.

[_Liara T-Soni]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Kal-Reegar wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

......Is that three, or four, in the past hour? Well you ever stop calibrating us and give us a conversation?

He's calibrating my rocket launcher at the moment.

I didn't want to disturb Tali while she was out shopping for gifts.

What kind of gifts?

Tali got me this lovely coffee cup. Goddess only knows what I can use this for.

[Tali-Zorah vas Normandy]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Kal-Reegar wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

What kind of gifts?

For Grunt, of course.

I told her there was a geth right behind her that she could use.

Well, alright.
What kind of gifts would Grunt like, that you could find at a store?

I couldn't get good advice from Shepard. He kept telling me that every store on the Citadel was his favorite.

[_Liara T-Soni]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

...So hows that hunt for the Shadow Broker goin?

It is... difficult.

With his vast information network, it is as if there is a Shadow Broker on every corner, and even across the street on Illium.