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#401
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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

Dont even go there. Im waiting for Liara and Tali to team up and kill you.

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

Really now? That's insulting to Tali.

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SirEmilCrane wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

Liara can embrace eternity with shep tali can't compete with that don't worry Kasumi your still my fav though know one can compare to you:wub:


Shepard and Tali "embraced eternity" all night long before the Omega 4 relay, your arguement in invalid

im a asari and i can tell you they did not embrace eternity because quarians are not able to:P

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...


Now there's an enticing thought.

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...


I dont think they'd like that Shepard... Your Getting yourself into more than you can handle...

Just think what Jane would say about this

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That didn't work out in the First ME Shepard, I don't think it will this time either.

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...



THATS MY BOY!!!!!

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

yes i agree:whistle:

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The real choice is Samara or me.  Or is Samara simply in a bad mood today, and that's why she insulted me?

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XtremegamerHK47 wrote...
So fake. Image IPB


Hey, Shepard just wants to put all of her fathers money to good use.

And Liara has gone crazy. Tali is evidently some sort of stalker that is going to force Shepard to lock the elevator at night, and Jack is also crazy.

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Tali loses respect for Shepard suggesting that, unlike Liara who will be with Shepard even if he suggests it. Even Ashley is classier than that.

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starwarschewy wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

Liara can embrace eternity with shep tali can't compete with that don't worry Kasumi your still my fav though know one can compare to you:wub:


Shepard and Tali "embraced eternity" all night long before the Omega 4 relay, your arguement in invalid

im a asari and i can tell you they did not embrace eternity because quarians are not able to:P


Notice quotation marks
Meaning= Shepard's banging Tali while Liara goes off and becomes Makarov
"Revenge is like a ghost..."

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gkillerrin wrote...

John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...


I dont think they'd like that Shepard... Your Getting yourself into more than you can handle...

Just think what Jane would say about this


Image IPB

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Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

The real choice is Samara or me.  Or is Samara simply in a bad mood today, and that's why she insulted me?

yes where is Samara:crying:

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chool77 wrote...

John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...



THATS MY BOY!!!!!

What if it scares away one of them? What are the chances of it working? Don't try it, commander! It's not worth the risk!

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

In your dreams, Commander.

I think Liara or Tali would rather kill you if they can't have you to themselves.


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John Shepard wrote...

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

What? I'd rather waste these antibiotics on just Liara than have to share you with her.

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John Shepard wrote...

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

I only have enough stamina to mind-meld one at a time, Shepard. If you are unwilling to commit yourself to monogamy, I will have to find another cybernetically enhanced partner. Perhaps a Quarian?

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I have a solution, and it will only cost $60.



1 inflatable pool: $20

10 pounds of Jello mix: $40



Add water, and have Tali and Liara wrestle, the victor win's Shepard.



No one gets hurt, and everyone enjoys the show!

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ReconTeam wrote...

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...
So fake. Image IPB


Hey, Shepard just wants to put all of her fathers money to good use.

And Liara has gone crazy. Tali is evidently some sort of stalker that is going to force Shepard to lock the elevator at night, and Jack is also crazy.



And Miranda's a fake b*tch, take your pick

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John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...


this is not going to end well...

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Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

John Shepard wrote...

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

What? I'd rather waste these antibiotics on just Liara than have to share you with her.


Sh!t just got real

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Liara T-Soni wrote...

John Shepard wrote...

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...

I only have enough stamina to mind-meld one at a time, Shepard. If you are unwilling to commit yourself to monogamy, I will have to find another cybernetically enhanced partner. Perhaps a Quarian?

I said it wasn't worth the risk! Quick, Shepard! Fix it!

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Liara T-Soni wrote...

I only have enough stamina to mind-meld one at a time, Shepard. If you are unwilling to commit yourself to monogamy, I will have to find another cybernetically enhanced partner. Perhaps a Quarian?

Wait... Liara?

I didn't know... I...

...is it hot in here? It must be the engine room drive core again.


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MassEffectFan11 wrote...

chool77 wrote...

John Shepard wrote...

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

The real "choice" Shepard needs to make is Liara or me.

Why do I have to make a choice? Maybe the three of us could...



THATS MY BOY!!!!!

What if it scares away one of them? What are the chances of it working? Don't try it, commander! It's not worth the risk!


Heavy risk...