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Débuté par _Urdnot Wrex , avril 29 2010 01:36

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:06

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

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_Saren Arterius
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:06

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

...

#553
Andaius20
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:06

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Just don't sell him

I hate Cerberus almost as much as the Geth.
Almost.


oh Rune channeling Newt....^_^

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:06

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Kikaimegami wrote...
You edited that. Still going to fight with you over it.

Ok. I hate Legion. Nothing to fight about. You can't change my opinion and I doubt I can change yours.

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:06

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

Does this end in gunfire? If so, I've already heard it.

#556
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:07

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New squad mate: Conrad Verner. Special Ability: Sonic Whine that kills everything because he's such a little coward.

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:07

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?


I might need a bit more liquor, but it was kind of funny.

Haha, that guy always did have those catfish things on his cheeks...

#558
Onyx Jaguar
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:07

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Andaius20 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Just don't sell him

I hate Cerberus almost as much as the Geth.
Almost.


oh Rune channeling Newt....^_^


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#559
Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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SpatFieya wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

This thread has reached Epic proportions

And if this is Bioware messing with us lol that would be awesome but come on guys get going on Mass Effect 3 and make it GAME OF THE CENTURY with how many endings, romances and combination's there can be.

I will build Tali a house.

WITH THINE HANDS!

SAME HERE BROTHER!

WOOOOOT!!!!!!

#560
_Urdnot Grunt
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

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Scrambled eggs! Hah!


#561
chool77
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?



*chool pulls out a gun and shoots grunt repeatedly in the face*


bad joke, is bad!!!

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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Saren Arterius wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

...


It's okay, here, have some liquor.

There is no other logical conclusion.

#563
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
You edited that. Still going to fight with you over it.

Ok. I hate Legion. Nothing to fight about. You can't change my opinion and I doubt I can change yours.

Not even a slapfight? C'mon...

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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Saren Arterius wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

...

Didnt you kill yourself in 2183?

#565
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

So now you're racist? And to think I was saving up to buy you a fish...

#566
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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MassEffectFan11 wrote...

New squad mate: Conrad Verner. Special Ability: Sonic Whine that kills everything because he's such a little coward.


Oh really? That undercover cop disagreed. Why else would she give me such a dangerous mission?

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Onyx Jaguar
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:08

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

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Scrambled eggs! Hah!


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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
You edited that. Still going to fight with you over it.

Ok. I hate Legion. Nothing to fight about. You can't change my opinion and I doubt I can change yours.

Not even a slapfight? C'mon...

Fights are never useful unless they can serve a purpose. Neither of us will change our views. I'm here to support Tali, not argue with Legion or you.

#569
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

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Scrambled eggs! Hah!

Damn your jokes are bad. Image IPB

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

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Scrambled eggs! Hah!


:o Krogan humor.

#571
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

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Scrambled eggs! Hah!

...Touché.

#572
Alanosborn1991
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Saren Arterius wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

...


How are you still alive Saren?

Instead of suiciding where you able to resist Soverigns implants and join Shephard to stopping the Reapers?

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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Grunt, you need to take this comedy routine on the road.



This stuff is choice gold.

#574
_Urdnot Grunt
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Nothing in the tank taught me how to deal with awkward situations like this...

I know! MORE Krogan humor!

-So Saren walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"?

I actually laughed at this. 

I'll be here all week. Try the Varren while you're here.

#575
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Posté 30 avril 2010 - 05:09

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Urdnot Grunt wrote...

What do you call 50,000 dead Salarian babies?

Highlight for answer:

Scrambled eggs! Hah!


That's alot of eggs...
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